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The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release => General UQM Discussion => Topic started by: Glitch on July 24, 2003, 09:11:48 pm



Title: Is it me...
Post by: Glitch on July 24, 2003, 09:11:48 pm
...or do the Kohr-Ah have the best lines in this game?  They are so straightforward and direct; I love it.  

My favorites:

You: Surrender or we will destroy you!
Kohr-Ah: Over five thousand races have made such a claim.  We survived.  They did not.  Nor shall you.

You:  Surrender or die!
Kohr-Ah:  Our counter to your statement is simpler: Just die.

You: You attacked us before and we survived!  You cannot destroy us!  Submit!
Kohr-Ah.  We did.  You did.  Yes we can.  No.

Pretty confident bugs.   ;D


Title: Re: Is it me...
Post by: Kohr-Ah_Primat on July 24, 2003, 11:05:30 pm
What can I say that you've not already said? They're incredibly calm and unshakeable under any situation, which makes them very cool. The whole, genocidal-slaughter-in-the- name-of-galactic-peace thing aside.

Well, I'd be remiss to neglect mentioning that they do lose their cool when you approach the Sa-Matra. Then again, I'm pretty sure any human religious zealot would be pretty darn annoyed if some pesky monkeys tried to desecrate a religious artifact of theirs.


Title: Re: Is it me...
Post by: Cyamarin on July 25, 2003, 12:13:28 am
Religious artifact, nothing--imagine if you were a fanatical religious zealot and the monkeys were messing with something which was not only a religious artifact, but also a nuclear weapon.  I can imagine that would cause some trouble.  :)


Title: Re: Is it me...
Post by: Culture20 on July 25, 2003, 02:20:54 am
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Religious artifact, nothing--imagine if you were a fanatical religious zealot and the monkeys were messing with something which was not only a religious artifact, but also a nuclear weapon.  I can imagine that would cause some trouble.  :)

Reminds me of Under the Planet of the Apes.


Title: Re: Is it me...
Post by: Lukipela on July 25, 2003, 03:08:02 am
A religious nuclear weapon? That'd give the term holy fire a whole new meaning...


Title: Re: Is it me...
Post by: captain_kirk on July 25, 2003, 08:10:57 am
you cant see me but im giving you the pinky finger


Title: Re: Is it me...
Post by: Crowley on July 25, 2003, 08:35:20 am
Perhaps it's that basic contradiction in the Kohr-Ahs nature that make their lines so great. You expect single-minded fanatics to be emotional and passionate. Contrary to the stereotype, you get calm and coldly rational replies.


Title: Re: Is it me...
Post by: Omni-Sama on July 25, 2003, 09:22:52 pm
Their punishment is quick and easy... no need to put any fluff in there about emotion or desires or anything like that.  They give you the facts, they kick you in the pants.  Quite an effective way to be a killing machine.


Title: Re: Is it me...
Post by: Culture20 on July 26, 2003, 01:17:07 am
And They're compassionate too; they give you time to perform whatever death rituals your culture might have.  Of course, our death rituals are: "Red Alert!  Battle stations!"


Title: Re: Is it me...
Post by: pie on July 26, 2003, 06:06:47 pm
the Kohr Ah also talk as double as the Kzer Za about the "why do u do this thing" statment

my favourite is
"We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah.
Our nature, the fulfillment of our fate
requires your destruction."

besides, I like the kohrah the most because it's the best speech in the game

the kzerza speech is long... slow... and slow......................
I usually ending reading the subtitles before it talks the first word


the arilou\dnyarri\syreen are also good speeches the others are ok but the Slylandro Probe speech is the worst


Title: Re: Is it me...
Post by: guesst on July 27, 2003, 10:40:57 pm
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Of course, our death rituals are: "Red Alert!  Battle stations!"


Laugh. I'm have got to use that in conversation some time. That's one of the funniest things I've heard in a while.