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Title: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Seanikins on September 26, 2003, 07:54:48 am Bah,
not again...a new community, and new Newb tag :'( hehe whatever works really ;) Hi and such, ive always dreamed of a community of people that enjoyed SControl..honestly i figured i was the only schmub with a 3DO and a copy of the game :( i still think i am hehe, at least within maybe a handfull of miles. Of course i havnt experienced the first installment of the series, or the PC versions...suppose that wont rank me well amongst the real hardcore purists but hey *shrug*. Suppose that'll be enough for an introduction..sorry if this isnt the place to do this...too used to a phBB format that i just cant navigate much else anymore :-/ *Waves!* -Sean Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Defender on September 26, 2003, 09:25:57 am welcome! =in my best norman bates impersination=
there's always room for one more... ~DEFIANT Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Lukipela on September 26, 2003, 10:47:48 am And I'm not sure we have newbies as such. just SC fans ;)
Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: NECRO-99 on September 26, 2003, 11:32:03 pm Well, newbies to SC itself or newbies to the board?
Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Lukipela on September 28, 2003, 07:16:15 pm Ah, but you cannot be a newbie to SC young padawan. It was always there, wiating for you. It has been in your destiny all your life. And when one finally attains this goal, it seems crass and mundane to call those called to the glory of SC newbies.
I prefr the term "Zebranky Food" ;) Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: NECRO-99 on October 02, 2003, 10:21:53 pm Dangit Luki, how many times must I remind you, I'm not your Padawan Apprentice!
*pushes Luki back into the right space-adventure story* Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Deep-Jiffa on October 03, 2003, 12:43:23 am Huh?
I prefer pillow fight. Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: guesst on October 03, 2003, 01:55:28 am What ever happened to that pillow fight we were having? I guess I ought to look up that thread to see how it ended.
Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Deep-Jiffa on October 03, 2003, 04:10:13 am As far as I recall, I called you little children and you stopped. ;D But lets check this out...
http://uqm.stack.nl/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=Gendiscuss;action=display;num=1059044908 btw, sorry!!! This url shit isn't working. Grrrrr. oh, I got into this and Krulle kicked everyone with pillow-bazoka... Wierd dude. Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Death 999 on October 03, 2003, 09:41:24 am Oh, THAT's where that topic got to. I couldn't find the pillow fight anywhere I looked... thanks a lot!
Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Deep-Jiffa on October 03, 2003, 11:00:05 pm Yea remember I asked how I get better position (zebranky food, smell controller etc...) and someone talked about getting a better position with a pillow... kinky.
Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Chrispy on October 04, 2003, 04:38:21 am that was good fun
Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Culture20 on October 04, 2003, 05:00:01 am Okay, then, since the purpose of this thread has been met already...
PILLOW FIGHT! *Whap* Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: bigfoot256 on October 04, 2003, 06:01:49 am Oh, yeah??
*picks up pillow* *winds up* *throws* *misses* All right, you won this round, but: *picks up pillow* *winds up* *throws* *misses* Grr... (several hours later) *winds up* *throws* *misses* Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Chrispy on October 04, 2003, 07:38:16 am chucks a pillow over bigfoot, and uses the destraction to whip one at his stomach.
Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Deep-Jiffa on October 05, 2003, 10:12:09 am Tear the pillow and use "The Ultimate Fan" + Super glow to turn culture 20 to chicken! Then I yell : "All on bigfoot!", and ofcourse like a good spathi, he ducks for cover. muahahahahha
Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Lukipela on October 05, 2003, 10:06:33 pm Ah, once more the War of the Pillows has begun.
Lukipela dons a pillow in each hand, and steps out into the chatroom. With lighning quick reflelexes, and showing no mercy, he takes aim, and throws. With únnerring accuracy, the first pillow hits Death_999 right between the eyes The force of impact is great enough to knock him backwards through the wall, into the unknown cyberspace outside of the forum. With a mighty jump, Lukipela somersaults over Deep_Jiffa, casually lashing out with his second pillow as he passes. The impact between pillow and Deep_Jiffas chest punches the air right out of his lungs, and he sags to the floor clutching his chest. Landing right between Chrispy and Bigfoot, Lukipela then proceeds wtih a combination pillowslash move, taught to him many years ago by the aceint figthing monks of the Pillowstanian Order. Both of them go down, but not before Chrispy manages to tear part of Lukipelas pillow off. Brandishing the now torn pillow, Lukipela advances towards Culture_20. With a quick flick of his wrist, he sends his battle torn pillow flying, straight into Culture_20's solar plexus. And just like that, the pillow battle is over and only one remains. This is what you get for browsing the Sinfest forums when you're bored, thank you for your patience ;) Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: meep-eep on October 06, 2003, 12:55:01 am Looks like we need a "pillow fights" board.
Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Death 999 on October 06, 2003, 05:34:23 am ::crawls back into the forum:: your enlightened pillow-fu has grown strong in your absence, Lukipela. But now I am prepared... your speed is as a river -- the narrower your focus, the faster you go.
::widens the pillow fight to span 30 parsecs:: now meet my pillow-kens and special F.L.U.F.F.E.D attack! Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Chrispy on October 06, 2003, 07:22:40 am releases double pillow sind winders, while he charges up new ones, and wonders what hell have left to sleep on
Title: Yay! Pillow fights! Post by: Krulle on October 06, 2003, 03:24:12 pm A new fighter enters the pillow-fight arena.
Small, shortsighted he picks up the tv-remote lying on the pillow and throws it against the wall, picks up the pillow, ARGH, he got hit by Lukipela fast pillow and hurls back aginst the wall, and misteriously reappears on the other roomside flying towards Lukipela. He prepares his pillow and takes a great swing at Lukipela who is still facing the wrong direction and.... Death_999's pillow misses Lukipela and destroys the passing Krulle. - End of turn - Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Lukipela on October 06, 2003, 08:46:50 pm Seeing the folly in trying to do combat with a Kohr-Ah, Lukipela quickly changes tactics.
*Waves to someone off-screen Right boys, just back her up! *A huge truck bearing the sign "Lukipela's pillow fight emporium" backs into the room. Okay folks, get yer pillows here! i got small ones, big ones, medium ones! I got blue ones, white ones, and red ones! Step right up and have a look for yourself! Every find is a real steal! Satisfaction guraranteed with every pillow! Any takers? Title: Yay! Pillowfigths! resurrection! Post by: Krulle on October 06, 2003, 08:52:59 pm HALLELUJA!
Krulle mysteriously reassembles just behind Death_999 and makes a hit. But before Death_999 can turn around to make a return, Krulle reloads "Moron, Baby, Stupid" and makes for another run when the still from wall to wall flying tv-remote hits Krulle and smashes him against the high-voltage parts of the tv-inrepair (no cover) and he crashes into nothingness again... Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: NECRO-99 on October 07, 2003, 01:50:44 am *grabs the bean-bag gun* They're just mini-pillows...mwahahahaha...
*guns at random at the crowd* Lets hear it for Androsynth technology! Whoo-Hoo! Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Culture20 on October 07, 2003, 03:10:36 am Fortunately, Culture20's natural body armor deflected Luki's pillow aimed at his chest...
*Culture20 starts putting fruitcakes, poetry books, and penguins into a pillowcase. Your puny, inadequate weaponry is no match for the Thraddash Mark 6 Blaster with its 4 Megawatt energy discharge. Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Chrispy on October 07, 2003, 03:58:53 am Chrispy yells kayeii! and explodes in a bunch of feathers. culture20, and luki are both destroyed.
Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: bigfoot256 on October 07, 2003, 08:22:56 am *runs away while chucking pillows backwards*
Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Deep-Jiffa on October 07, 2003, 11:33:07 am Quote Fortunately, Culture20's natural body armor deflected Luki's pillow aimed at his chest... *Culture20 starts putting fruitcakes, poetry books, and penguins into a pillowcase. Your puny, inadequate weaponry is no match for the Thraddash Mark 6 Blaster with its 4 Megawatt energy discharge. Then afterwards he washes the water in his toilet. Title: Yay! Pillowfigths! Post by: Krulle on October 07, 2003, 07:25:09 pm HALLELUJA!
Krulle mysteriously reassembles just in front of Bigfoot256 who is so shocked by Krulles sudden appearance that he pulls the trigger of his ForwardAppliedRapidThrown (R) Pillowgun that Krulle once again fades into nothingness of minds. Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: NECRO-99 on October 08, 2003, 09:36:01 pm Necro drags in a gargantuan pillow, nothing like anyone has ever seen. It's pure black, and slightly cylindrical in shape, with a repeating red marking running all around the edges of the pillowcase. He grins maniacally, and begins pressing buttons on it. The pillow starts to glow...
--End of turn-- Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Seanikins on October 10, 2003, 08:08:36 am HAHAHAHAHAHA!
man...i suppose i should stop by more often! yeah i think i'll fit in here :) to answer a few week old inquiry twords the beggining (heh sorry, been all kinds of busy) Im just a new person to the board, ive played SC for a long while but im hardly 'the master'. i think im involved with too many communities for my own good, but i like this one better than a few i frequent already :) hehe, thanks for the acceptance..partial long delay was due to the expectence of massive flamage and other newguy sensitive hazings...but there are none here!? at long last a group of people that doesnt! muahaha! im so happy :D! *pulls out flannel body pillow* *whips it around* WAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaah!? EDIT: spelling issues..was just too excited when i typed this post up :) Title: Yay! Pillowfights! Post by: Krulle on October 10, 2003, 01:34:21 pm HALLELUJA!
*suddenly Krulle reassembles 2 steps away from Seanikins* Welcome Seanikins! *offering rigth hand while nearing Seanikins* *slamming Seanikins with a pillow in the left hand hidden behind Krulles back just before Seanikins accepts the welcome greeting* ;) Now let's duck before Necro-99s' pillow automates! Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Lukipela on October 10, 2003, 01:50:10 pm HALLELUJA!
Hmm, Lucky thing I bought Pkunk Insurance before entering the fray, Chrispys destruction has proved pointless. So.. new guy eh? Welcome! Do You want to buy a pillow? Special Prize only for you! I'll even throw in a 2 day warranty! *Looks at the rest of the pillow fighting crew. BTW, I sold the Padawan his weapon, and I think the guarantee on that is about to run out right about ... NOW! *Necro_99s gun explodes in his hands, catapulting him backwards in a cloud of feathers. Title: Yay! Pillowfigths! Post by: Krulle on October 10, 2003, 03:12:08 pm *Krulle starts running around and taping big pillows on random bodyparts to all other figthers, making it difficult for them to move as fast as they need to make a hit on others, partly even on their eyes, making it impossible for them to see the others.*
Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Seanikins on October 10, 2003, 07:52:58 pm Muahahahahahaha!
*begins to hurl himself at others in an attempt to strike with his newfound fluffy armor* Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Death 999 on October 10, 2003, 09:21:18 pm Death 999 begins spreading pillowkens around the battlefield, with a cluster near him for defense...
WHAM... Hallelujah! ... lousy Pkunk won't stay fluffed... Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: NECRO-99 on October 11, 2003, 12:17:33 am Necro gets up from the unpleasant detonation of his gun with a look of vengance. In a cloud of feathers, he crawls back to his Planetary-Engineering-Pillow, presses the giant red button, chuckles a bit, then collapses. The outer casing of the pillow begins to open, and a hellish red/white glow begins to emit from the cracks...
--End of turn-- Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Death 999 on October 11, 2003, 09:29:47 pm Silly Necro-99, planetary terraforming pillows are for Precursors! :swats necro away from Bomb, reactivates safeties:
Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Deep-Jiffa on October 11, 2003, 10:07:20 pm You are all fool!!! *Deep Jiffa takes out a huge device from his sleeves... everyone wonders how it got in there without noticing it... But that is not your worst problem. Deep Jiffa uses the new F.R.I.E.D (Feathers RIngs of Eternal Doctiral). Oh the pain....... *
Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Culture20 on October 12, 2003, 04:41:44 am Culture20 tosses his fruitcake-filled pillowcase at Deep_Jiffa's F.R.I.E.D, saving everyone in the room from being tickled to death.
Roses are Red Violets are Blue Wish you were dead, here's a Pillow for You! We have finally gotten the hang of this Rhyming. Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Deep-Jiffa on October 12, 2003, 05:46:21 am Damn culture20! I was so close... But what shall I do now? I know! * Deep Jiffa Picks up a pillow with steel feather and hit culture20 toilet sit! "ahahahah, now no one will stop me from my next F.R.I.E.D" while saying it, a pillow flys across the room right into deep jiffa's tectecles "ooooooooo, that wasn't legal...."* Deep Jiffa faints. *End of 4 turns*
Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Chrispy on October 12, 2003, 11:58:05 pm suddenly 82 stormtrooper minions of the now deseased Chrispy come for revenge!
Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Deep-Jiffa on October 13, 2003, 01:14:55 am Foutuntly, Deep Jiffa has a aura that eliminates stormtroopers within 80 miles around him! Poor chrispy...
Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Chrispy on October 13, 2003, 04:53:28 am this aura also destroys deep-jiffas supply of pillows. What wil he do?
Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Deep-Jiffa on October 13, 2003, 04:59:19 am Tell chrispy stop cheating :D A. getting help by stormtrooper?(whatever it means) B. If the aura destroys my pillows, how I used my pillows until now, or anyone else?
But lets get going with that line. *deep jiffa still waits for his tectecels to *restore power* so he could get up on his feets :P Title: Yay! Pillowfights! Post by: Krulle on October 13, 2003, 07:23:24 pm Quote suddenly 82 stormtrooper minions of the now deseased Chrispy come for revenge! Where did you get that kind of Precursor Artifact??*Tapes a bunch of gigantic pillows on Chrispy while Chrispy answers, thus making Chrispy immobile and an easy target for others while Krulle tries to make swift whip to gain speed* *disengages from close combat while throwing glued pillows at the others, thus trying to immobilize them* Now i only need to find a way to hit them strong enough to get through the limpeted armor.... Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Chrispy on October 13, 2003, 09:49:30 pm i killed my self, remember (kayeii)
Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: NECRO-99 on October 13, 2003, 09:57:59 pm *recovers conciousness* Ugh! Who turned off my bomb?
*gets nailed by LimPillows* Gah...can't move well....wait! Your LimPillows won't affect me if... *dumps a can of gas on self* ...I'm... *gets lighter* *flicks lighter* ...in... *touches self with lighter, ignites* ...Blazer Mode! Mwahahaha!!! *takes off toward Luki* This is for selling me that defective bean-bag gun! *runs and jumps, cometing himself into Luki* --End of Turn-- Title: Yay! Pillow fight! Post by: Deep-Jiffa on October 13, 2003, 10:07:54 pm *Starting to feel stuff, mostly pain.*
-End of Turn- Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Seanikins on October 14, 2003, 01:48:19 am *scurries off to a corner where he can silently research and devise a way to increase pillow fluffiness tenfold*
muhuhhahahahahahahaha!!! Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Deep-Jiffa on October 14, 2003, 02:15:10 am Suddenly Deep Jiffa recalls he is a Mycon! Not just a mycon, buy Deep Juffo-shit! He can heal himself!
*Heals his broken balls and start searching for victims! He finds one in the corner! Hack, he isn't paying attention to the fight! He is writing a screen play or something... go figure yehats... "Eat plasma pillow Seanikins!"* -end of turn- Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Lukipela on October 14, 2003, 04:21:47 am So young Padawan, at least you feel strong enough to challenge me directly?
*Sidesteps the Burning form of Necro_99 as it staggers past, deftly sticking a asbestos sign on his back. Oh, btw. That sign says "Kick Me!"! Muahahaha! *Dons his Abestos footwear and gives chase. Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: Seanikins on October 14, 2003, 07:29:46 am *raises brow*
*gasp!* *pulls out fork and knife* "Mmmmmm Plasma Pillow" *laughs hysterically and runs at the pillow* Title: Yay! Pillowfights! Post by: Krulle on October 14, 2003, 02:32:30 pm Quote i killed my self, remember (kayeii) Yeah, but it sounded like 82 stormtrooper minions (*Pillows-Pillows*) therefor at least your targeting computer must have been active. *crash into tv - fading ultimatively away since Krulle Vuxed himself with his psionic powers, thus loosing the absolute will to be reborn as Pkunk* DAMMIT, didn't pay attention while answering Chrispy! Title: Re: Guess this goes here... *click* Post by: NECRO-99 on October 14, 2003, 10:40:11 pm *Goes screaming past Lukipela and blasts into Deep_Jiffa instead whilst trying to alter his course*
*Gets up, but the flames go out* Ugh! Now I've got to recharge....at least all these pillows are burnt off of me... *runs around, dodging attacks for awhile, then releases a cloud of Pillubbles that employ Chaos(TM) Tracking* *hides in the cloud* Haaahahahaha! Now I can think of a good plan to deal with the evil Jedi Androsynth... |