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The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release => Starbase Café => Topic started by: Deep-Jiffa on January 04, 2004, 07:56:39 pm



Title: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Deep-Jiffa on January 04, 2004, 07:56:39 pm
Take a look and this (http://starterupsteve.servepics.com/funny7/teamwork.jpg) and die from laughing...  ;D


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Orsquall on January 04, 2004, 08:02:28 pm
lol  :P


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Deep-Jiffa on January 04, 2004, 08:13:57 pm
Here  (http://www.oap-sloth.co.uk/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=652)is another one... God bless them!


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Chrispy on January 04, 2004, 08:18:06 pm
the second one involves signing up, and I'm too lazy.


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Deep-Jiffa on January 04, 2004, 08:23:37 pm
hmm... goddamnit I thought it won't be a problem.... only if I could find a place to store the picture... and it takes a sec to sign in there, you don't even need to put real info.


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Chrispy on January 04, 2004, 08:30:51 pm
heh heh. its not that good. its kinda funny though


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Deep-Jiffa on January 04, 2004, 08:52:24 pm
Which one? I liked them both, especially the first one since I know it really good... said it myself few times :P


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Chrispy on January 04, 2004, 08:53:51 pm
both, maybe cus i dont play cs


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Deep-Jiffa on January 04, 2004, 08:57:10 pm
That is the whole point of the first picture! If you play cs or to you will understand this picture and roll on the floor laughing. I swear I had tears after I saw it...


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Rib Rdb on January 05, 2004, 12:18:54 pm
what's cs?


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Deep-Jiffa on January 05, 2004, 12:34:04 pm
cs=counter strike
to=tactical ops
or games in that style(ut, ut2k3 yada yada yada).


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Lukipela on January 05, 2004, 11:42:49 pm
Does Halo count? I played through the one player game ;)
I also played Doom once upon a time. Oh, and Duke Nukem!!
And I was the uncrowned master of Wolfenstein 3D!! Oh yes, I was great at that. Back in the old days, I used to be a shootemup GOD!!! Alas, now I'm old and my reflexes have deteriorated far too much, I'm only allowed close to slow games like Civilisation...


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Deep-Jiffa on January 06, 2004, 08:32:32 pm
Only multiplayer counts...


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Lukipela on January 06, 2004, 10:27:30 pm
I played Halo against my flatmate on the Xbox, split screen. Does that count? There is more than one player, hence it could technically be called multiplayer... And those controllers are a good deal harder to use than mouse&keyboard, so I think I deserve bonus points for that... ;)


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Defender on January 07, 2004, 09:21:26 am
played a little "medal of honor" online. well untill i found out how bad dial up really is when i click to shoot someone and 5 sec later it responds. back to the store it goes, oh well.

~DEFIANT


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Tiberian on January 07, 2004, 03:42:31 pm
I'd hate to be the one to spoil someone's fun, but I have played CS since 1999 and I gotta say that at least the first picture is OLD... extremely funny, but also extremely old. (I think I saw it for the first time in 2001)

If some of you don't use irc, they don't know that posting very old jokes is widely dissed. I'm not being mean, it's just the 'etiquette' that requires to note if a posted joke is extremely old, which is the case here.

Bright side: If there is at least one, who hasn't seen/heard/read the joke, it is not a 'bad thing' to post it. So no harm done.


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Deep-Jiffa on January 07, 2004, 04:09:53 pm
I have found it on a website, I can't possibly know that it is old since there wasn't upload date or anything else that could tell me it is old.


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Tiberian on January 08, 2004, 06:02:39 pm
That's the point. You gotta be "cool" to know which jokes are old. f course "cool" in irc pretty much means "uncool" in real life.


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Deep-Jiffa on January 08, 2004, 06:43:36 pm
You got it ;D


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Terminator on February 16, 2004, 01:13:46 am
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Does Halo count? I played through the one player game ;)
I also played Doom once upon a time. Oh, and Duke Nukem!!
And I was the uncrowned master of Wolfenstein 3D!! Oh yes, I was great at that. Back in the old days, I used to be a shootemup GOD!!! Alas, now I'm old and my reflexes have deteriorated far too much, I'm only allowed close to slow games like Civilisation...


How do u meantion those two and not Doom And Rise Of The Traid?

P.S. If memory serves I don't believe Wolfenstiem was multiplayer


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Lukipela on February 16, 2004, 01:19:55 am
I did mention Doom. Read the quote. As for ROTT, I never enjoyed that very much. I played it for a while, but it simply didn't suit my tastes.

Also, reading the post you might notice that I'm talking about single player games, seeing as me and DJ are having a friendly squabble. (Single player = one player. Not perfect phrasing but hey, sometimes my english skills fail me ;) )


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: NECRO-99 on February 25, 2004, 04:04:27 am
I've been playing the original Quake since it came out in 1996.
RAWR! B0w t0 t3h 0ld5k00l3r!

*smacks self for h4x0r*


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Terminator on February 25, 2004, 11:42:20 pm
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I've been playing the original Quake since it came out in 1996.
RAWR! B0w t0 t3h 0ld5k00l3r!

*smacks self for h4x0r*


I hate Quake their copyright protection pisses me off.
I'm not paying for a code to use a game I already bought.


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: NECRO-99 on February 27, 2004, 10:38:17 pm
Uh...John Carmack released Quake's code to the internet. What the hell are you blathering about?


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Shiver on February 28, 2004, 01:12:30 am
I don't play much FPS these days, but I've tried pretty much everything at least once. Any of you guys ever played Aliens vs. Predator?


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Deep-Jiffa on February 28, 2004, 03:53:44 am
On my p3 600 computer? I wish...


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: Terminator on February 28, 2004, 06:16:54 am
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Uh...John Carmack released Quake's code to the internet. What the hell are you blathering about?


Shh...! They're cracking down on programs like QCrack now got to be careful nowadays.


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: FalconMWC on February 29, 2004, 09:45:55 pm
Well, they might start being careful by taking the program OFF the internet. Leaving it on and telling people not to do it is like telling a dog not to eat a tasty bone.


Title: Re: To people who play cs, to or such...
Post by: scirmast on March 16, 2004, 03:08:30 am
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cs=counter strike
to=tactical ops
or games in that style(ut, ut2k3 yada yada yada).


I see you are bashing UT here  :(  But heh, it's true, partially. Usually "laaagg" and "lame ass team" and all that are yelled by childs. It's not a real problem in UT or UT2k3 (except in the 2k4 demo), but since a big portion of CS players are childs...  ;)

E: And Tiberian, also shouting "Old" is becoming unwanted. In some message board it may give you a temporary ban. I'm not being mean either, but just a reminder. But ah well, life's short, play more  ;)