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The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release => General UQM Discussion => Topic started by: Culture20 on February 25, 2004, 05:40:15 am



Title: The Mysterious Mind of Hsien-Ho
Post by: Culture20 on February 25, 2004, 05:40:15 am
Why, oh why, would Hsien-Ho use Ace Ventura as the template for his clones?
(http://www.classicgaming.com/starcontrol/sc1/images/and1_sc1.jpg)(http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/pics/acev2/pics/ven213.jpg)

"AK-47, activate Blazer-mode.  All righty then!"


Title: Re: The Mysterious Mind of Hsien-Ho
Post by: Shiver on February 25, 2004, 08:23:50 am
Heheh.

You see, that's why we killed them all.


Title: Re: The Mysterious Mind of Hsien-Ho
Post by: Sage on February 25, 2004, 12:23:22 pm
Perhaps having pointy hair has some advantage we're not entirely aware of? Or maybe the artist just wanted to make the Synth look weird?


Title: Re: The Mysterious Mind of Hsien-Ho
Post by: Spurk on February 25, 2004, 05:18:01 pm
I suddenly have this disturbing image of the Synth's pretending to talk with their butt.


Title: Re: The Mysterious Mind of Hsien-Ho
Post by: Zeep-Eeep on February 25, 2004, 07:45:50 pm
Or, worse, wearing those ugly, green pants!

Maybe having weird hair throw's off your attackers aim?


Title: Re: The Mysterious Mind of Hsien-Ho
Post by: Deep-Jiffa on February 25, 2004, 09:05:01 pm
 ;D

Nice one C20. But just to remind you, sc2 came before him.


Title: Re: The Mysterious Mind of Hsien-Ho
Post by: Culture20 on February 25, 2004, 10:18:55 pm
True, but in the SC1 timeline, the Ace Ventura movie would have come before Hsien-Ho was born.


Title: Re: The Mysterious Mind of Hsien-Ho
Post by: Deep-Jiffa on February 26, 2004, 12:45:20 am
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True, but in the SC1 timeline, the Ace Ventura movie would have come before Hsien-Ho was born.

Remind me when the ur-quan arrived to earth? Before the Ace movies, that's for sure! You see my point, don't you?


Title: Re: The Mysterious Mind of Hsien-Ho
Post by: Death 999 on February 26, 2004, 01:48:34 am
Timeline
Ace movies - now - clones - UQ

Sorry


Title: Re: The Mysterious Mind of Hsien-Ho
Post by: NECRO-99 on February 27, 2004, 10:15:31 pm
Hsien-So is the great, great grandchild of Dr. Yung-So, who first invented cloning in these times. He used Ace Ventura as a model because he wished the people he cloned to be amusing and witty, to make the general populace of today a better one. He then watched 'Ed TV', and saw "Ace" in his true form (hurrrrk :P) and sank into a great depression, causing his work to become terribly misaligned.

Oh, and to add to Shiver's comment...
"I'm not dead yet! I feel happy! I feel like going for a walk..."


Title: Re: The Mysterious Mind of Hsien-Ho
Post by: Fsi-Dib on March 02, 2004, 03:15:44 pm
Maybe all the clones behave like Ace Ventura. That'd explain why the Orz killed/annihilated/enslaved/removed/tickled the Androsynth away of normal existence.


Title: Re: The Mysterious Mind of Hsien-Ho
Post by: Deep-Jiffa on March 02, 2004, 05:11:11 pm
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Maybe all the clones behave like Ace Ventura. That'd explain why the Orz killed/annihilated/enslaved/removed/tickled the Androsynth away of normal existence.


Another theory of what happened to the Androsynth?