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The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release => General UQM Discussion => Topic started by: Trade Master KindaLilac on December 17, 2005, 07:29:40 am



Title: Upgrades For You! That's Right, For YOU!
Post by: Trade Master KindaLilac on December 17, 2005, 07:29:40 am
Sure, you've played through UQM so many times that you can now blow up the Sa-Matra simply by looking at it askance. Remixes come, ships get big boomsticks, but really...everything stays the same.

What's a self-respecting Zelnick to do?

MIX UP THE SOUNDS, OF COURSE!!!

Now, for a limited time only, I, Trade Master Kinda Lilac of the Melnorme starship Consumerism is Your Friend , am going to offer you a wholly different set of starship sounds! Simply aim your hellbore cannon at this link:

http://rapidshare.de/files/9315777/addons.zip.html

And press the big red button!

(Okay, there's no big red button, but I trust you're smart enough to figure it out, Captain.)

Inside the pack, you'll find:
Remixed primary weapon sounds for the Androsynth, Chenjesu,  Druuge, Humans, Ilwrath, Orz, Shofixti, Spathi, and Zoq Fot Pik!
Remixed secondary weapon sounds for the Arilou, Chenjesu, Druuge, Humans, Mmrnmhrm, Slylandro, Spathi, and VUX!
As well as:
Changed ditties for the Androsynth, Humans, Kohr-Ah, Melnorme, Ur-Quan, and Yehat!
Different dogi "bark" and "death" sounds for the Chenjesu!
Unique cloaking and decloaking sounds for the Ilwrath!
One-of-a-kind intruder alerts for the Orz!
Amazing new laser blasts for Ur-Quan fighters!
And a blow-you-out-of-your-seat ship explosion sound!

By clicking the link above, these amazing new sounds can be yours for the price of one planet lander (note that we do accept installment payments).

These sounds are organized by folder, but don't try sticking them somewhere without knowing what you're doing. Need help? We don't care! There are six frintillion discussions on this very board telling you where to put knew files. Use your search button!

Don't like a sound file? Well, let the buyer beware. Don't use it, then! Problem solved.

Thank you, Captain. Have a lovely day, and try not to run into another planet, won't you?


Title: Re: Upgrades For You! That's Right, For YOU!
Post by: 0xDEC0DE on December 17, 2005, 08:31:38 pm
(Okay, there's no big red button, but I trust you're smart enough to figure it out, Captain.)

If you need a big red button, you can use this one:

(http://www.submedia.net/~nic/big_red_button/but_on.gif)

I've also got this one, lit up, for the onclick event:

(http://www.submedia.net/~nic/big_red_button/but_off_over.gif)

:)


Title: Re: Upgrades For You! That's Right, For YOU!
Post by: Defender on December 17, 2005, 11:30:25 pm
hahaha....DON"T PANIC!











PANIC!


Title: Re: Upgrades For You! That's Right, For YOU!
Post by: Trade Master KindaLilac on December 18, 2005, 07:16:02 am
Ah, the Big Red Button! So you do have one. Well, let us hope (for your sake) that you didn't purchase it from the Druuge, Captain...


Title: Re: Upgrades For You! That's Right, For YOU!
Post by: Elerium on December 18, 2005, 07:36:38 pm
Uhh... er.... uuuiiiarrrrrhh..... I can't find the button.

*Gets into evil game mode*
I am Emperor Zelnickar! Tell me where the button is before I blast you!

(I've tried it but it doesn't download. Please try a different mirror).