The Ur-Quan Masters Discussion Forum

My money's on the Umgah since they've got their fakes and feints down pat... ;D

Oh please. Everyone knows that by the middle of the second half, the Thraddash are going to arrive and try to blow up the stadium. AGAIN. So the match will be called. AGAIN.

Barring the completely unexpected, though, my money's on the Utwig. Ever since the Ultron got fixed, they seem to know exactly how to play the game so that they shut out their opponents every single time. If anyone else wants a chance in the league, they're going to need to break that stupid thing again.

Now not necessarily. What if some person or persons were to make it so that it's in the Utwig's best interests to lose the game? Then they'd know it using the Ultron and not play as hard. And technically it's not cheating because no direct contact with the Utwig will be necessary to make them throw the game, they'd be doing it willingly.

But then if the Utwig knew about the plot then surely the Ultron could tell them how to stop it...

Yeah, we'll have to break the damn thing. =)

Bah, you guys are using the interstellar rules. Everyone knows that True Frungy can only be played by a defending team composed of four zoq, three fot, and five pik, and an attacking team composed of three of each, and a judicating team composed of two zoq, three fot, and one pik.

...but which of them is the Fot? :P

The fot, of course.

 ;)

But what about the Pkunk? They'll make everyone absolutely crazy with their psychic weirdness so no one will watch what they're doing.

Nah, what am I telling. The Kohr-Ah will simply cleanse the stadium. With no opponents, victory will go to them by default.

Of course, the delightful hunams will simply park their Precursor quarterback at the goal and blow him up.  Without a goal, I'd say the Kohr-Ah lose by default. ;)

The hunams were disqualified for secretly wearing Dynarri in their pockets while also wearing Taalo shield replications.

Hmm. Are you telling me that the hunams didn't secretly wear hydrogen bombs, or anything like that? I simply can't believe it.

Ah, but see, the Kohr-Ah will only cleanse the other teams until the Kzer-Za show up. Once that happens, the two teams will ignore all the others and engage in a ritual match to see who earns the right to dominate the league. And, since everyone knows their teams are so evenly matched, they will play endless overtime until some sort of outside force intervenes to swing the favor of the match in one direction or the other.

Or blow up their goal.  Like I said. ;)

Aahw, and I thought the Supox were playing the Monday match!

I#m pretty sure, this years cup will go to them. Nobody is that good in changing direction. And that will be their winning point.

Last season the Pkunk, the only one nearly as agile as the Supox, always ended up playing with less players due to their habit of swearing when in need of a little bit more energy.
And we KNOW that the referees do not like this.

Did you not watch last night's game? Sure, the Pkunk lost several players to their bad language, but the Shofixti all left their own side and joined the Pkunk, resulting in a forfeit to the Pkunk.

Pkunk record is now 2:4:1:2

A bit mediocre this year, but not too bad.

Of course the Mycons don't stand a chance...

Hot pan.
Butter.
Ilwraths.

Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood!!!

The Mycon always seem to get disqualified for having too many players on the field before they can get pan-fried, anyway.