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The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release => General UQM Discussion => Topic started by: Captain_Smith on January 18, 2006, 12:27:52 am



Title: New Thraddash Cultures
Post by: Captain_Smith on January 18, 2006, 12:27:52 am
Ever imagine what the Thraddash would be if different races around the game would come and do as you can - beat them up enough that they want you to be their teacher?

I imagine the funniest result would probably come if the Shofixti did that, though the Supox or Utwig would probably make it funny as well.

"May your roots be as well....wait...what are roots?  Do we have those?  We're not getting the hang of this, great Supox teacher!"


Title: Re: New Thraddash Cultures
Post by: Draxas on January 18, 2006, 03:31:18 am
I have just one thing to say:

Spathi.

That is all.


Title: Re: New Thraddash Cultures
Post by: Halleck on January 18, 2006, 10:11:46 am
Hahaha... come to think of it, thraddash can run faster than spathi. They might adapt well.  ;D


Title: Re: New Thraddash Cultures
Post by: jack_cloudy on January 18, 2006, 03:15:39 pm
But would the Spathi beat them up?

Kohr-Ah:
,,All non Ur-Quan must be cleansed. That's what the great teacher said. Hey, I know, let's cleanse ourselves. Yippee!"

Umgah:
I think it would be enough to say that you can't predict what for bodies they might have. :P

Orz: ,,Time for happy *camping*. Very *Frumple*. Uh, just what the hell are we saying?"
Hmm, those are the only ones I can think of.



Title: Re: New Thraddash Cultures
Post by: Captain_Smith on January 18, 2006, 04:50:16 pm
"What?  Strap a bomb to the hull of my ship?  Like our Culture 3, yes!  They wouldn't quake in fear at that.  Not the same as hacking off your own limbs!  Right, they didn't kill anyone.  Whatever you say, Great Teacher Kyabetsu!"

"I weeeell take your withered reproductive organs....what?  What are those?"



Title: Re: New Thraddash Cultures
Post by: Death 999 on January 18, 2006, 05:44:27 pm
The Thraddash taught by the Druuge would be quite something.


Title: Re: New Thraddash Cultures
Post by: Elerium on January 18, 2006, 06:44:26 pm
:D Lol.. Greedy Thraddash haha.

Or a Pkunk. They'd probably complain too much love was in it. Now come to think of it I don't want to imagine it O_o.


Title: Re: New Thraddash Cultures
Post by: Draxas on January 18, 2006, 08:17:40 pm
Syreen. A Thraddash attempting to be seductive is a disturbing thought indeed.


Title: Re: New Thraddash Cultures
Post by: Krulle on January 18, 2006, 09:07:09 pm
Syreen. A Thraddash attempting to be seductive is a disturbing thought indeed.
knife included in their uniform? :p [yugh]


Title: Re: New Thraddash Cultures
Post by: Death 999 on January 18, 2006, 09:16:35 pm
More seriously, I could see the Thraddash being schooled by the Yehat.


Title: Re: New Thraddash Cultures
Post by: Draxas on January 18, 2006, 10:28:19 pm
Probably the VUX too, if they could stand to look at each other.

Oddly enough, with the exception of religious fervor, the outlook of the Ilwrath matches the Thraddash pretty well, too. Which is probably why they end up slaughtering each otehr; they're just too much alike.


Title: Re: New Thraddash Cultures
Post by: Zeep-Eeep on January 19, 2006, 02:22:28 am
I agree with the Syreen comment. A Thraddish in a
cheer leader skirt and with extra-long eye-lashes
would be .... too much.


Title: Re: New Thraddash Cultures
Post by: jack_cloudy on January 19, 2006, 04:01:50 pm
Thraddash and Syreen would be so deadly! I just nearly got a heartattack trying to imagine a Traddash in Syreen outfit. :D


Title: Re: New Thraddash Cultures
Post by: MondayNight Frungy on January 22, 2006, 09:57:12 am
Thraddash and Syreen would be so deadly! I just nearly got a heartattack trying to imagine a Traddash in Syreen outfit. :D
Oh LORD. My eyes. MY EYES!!!!!
I'll get you back for that, sucka.

Thraddash + Syreen half breed = http://www.legendsofcomedy.com/movie/Roseanne.jpg

(hahaha, I know you'll just have to look!)


Title: Re: New Thraddash Cultures
Post by: Zeep-Eeep on January 22, 2006, 09:39:27 pm
That's not very nice.

I was wondering, since the Supox mirror races they meet,
might they not end up teaching the Traddish to be
more like themselves? Maybe you'd end up with a
race of introspective mediators, trying to figure out why
they do the things they do.


Title: Re: New Thraddash Cultures
Post by: Bongo Bill on January 23, 2006, 12:02:30 am
If the Thraddash started mirroring the Supox, it would create an infinite recursion loop that would conclude only when both species gave up and decided to go get drunk or something.