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Ever imagine what the Thraddash would be if different races around the game would come and do as you can - beat them up enough that they want you to be their teacher?

I imagine the funniest result would probably come if the Shofixti did that, though the Supox or Utwig would probably make it funny as well.

"May your roots be as well....wait...what are roots?  Do we have those?  We're not getting the hang of this, great Supox teacher!"

I have just one thing to say:

Spathi.

That is all.

Hahaha... come to think of it, thraddash can run faster than spathi. They might adapt well.  ;D

But would the Spathi beat them up?

Kohr-Ah:
,,All non Ur-Quan must be cleansed. That's what the great teacher said. Hey, I know, let's cleanse ourselves. Yippee!"

Umgah:
I think it would be enough to say that you can't predict what for bodies they might have. :P

Orz: ,,Time for happy *camping*. Very *Frumple*. Uh, just what the hell are we saying?"
Hmm, those are the only ones I can think of.

"What?  Strap a bomb to the hull of my ship?  Like our Culture 3, yes!  They wouldn't quake in fear at that.  Not the same as hacking off your own limbs!  Right, they didn't kill anyone.  Whatever you say, Great Teacher Kyabetsu!"

"I weeeell take your withered reproductive organs....what?  What are those?"

The Thraddash taught by the Druuge would be quite something.

:D Lol.. Greedy Thraddash haha.

Or a Pkunk. They'd probably complain too much love was in it. Now come to think of it I don't want to imagine it O_o.

Syreen. A Thraddash attempting to be seductive is a disturbing thought indeed.

knife included in their uniform? :p [yugh]

More seriously, I could see the Thraddash being schooled by the Yehat.

Probably the VUX too, if they could stand to look at each other.

Oddly enough, with the exception of religious fervor, the outlook of the Ilwrath matches the Thraddash pretty well, too. Which is probably why they end up slaughtering each otehr; they're just too much alike.

I agree with the Syreen comment. A Thraddish in a
cheer leader skirt and with extra-long eye-lashes
would be .... too much.

Thraddash and Syreen would be so deadly! I just nearly got a heartattack trying to imagine a Traddash in Syreen outfit. :D

Oh LORD. My eyes. MY EYES!!!!!
I'll get you back for that, sucka.

Thraddash + Syreen half breed = http://www.legendsofcomedy.com/movie/Roseanne.jpg

(hahaha, I know you'll just have to look!)

That's not very nice.

I was wondering, since the Supox mirror races they meet,
might they not end up teaching the Traddish to be
more like themselves? Maybe you'd end up with a
race of introspective mediators, trying to figure out why
they do the things they do.

If the Thraddash started mirroring the Supox, it would create an infinite recursion loop that would conclude only when both species gave up and decided to go get drunk or something.