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>.> After six months of playing UQM, I finally managed to track down a copy of the 3d0 CD of SC2, so I could at last toss in the intro and ending movies.. Jewel case, wrapped in sealed plastic and everything. I got it at the pawn shop for $6 ("NO REFUNDS! NO EXCEPTIONS!"), and lost it while we were moving.. I found it again.. I finally got around to unwrapping it, and.. IT WAS EMPTY! GAHHHHH! Bloody pawnie must've found an empty case and wrapped it in heatshrink plastic wrap or something..  >.<

There is only one logical solution to this.

And it involves shotguns and balaclavas.

That is just barbaric.

A Flamethrower would be much cleaner.

I think you, friend, deserve a bootleg.

Wow, that is aweful.

Barbaric acts call for barbaric response.

Shall we skin him alive or roast him over a slow fire?

Skin him alive *then* roast him over a slow fire.

As long as the skinning is followed by a healthy dose of hacking at him with a chainsaw, I'm up for that.

well, while you're at it, you better tie him by his nads to the afterburner of a Fury, heh heh

Don’t actually do anything to him just find out where he lives and if he has any family.

If he has a daughter or a son find out where they go to school and take a few pictures of them leaving school or something to that effect. Then mail him the photos with no return address, and a letter stating how you don’t like what he did. It is perfectly legal if you don’t threaten him (in any way whatsoever). While anything with a shotgun or a flamethrower would be illegal.

 Of coarse it’s most likely not worth doing this. 

I think a better approach would be to post the pictures on-line
with the address of the school underneath. Then send him
a link to the page. Knowing the information is
"out there" for everyone to see would probably give him chills.

Or we could not be creepy and stalker-ish...  :o

And publishing pictures of minors when their legal guardians have not signed releases is a good way to get your ass in court- so are veiled threats. Perhaps the latter is technically legal, but you probably won't feel so hot after being grilled and possibly even detained by the police.

If you want heat, use the flamethrower. You can also use it to kill the weeds in your drive way as a side benefit.

"Con-Artists? Dandylions? In-laws? There's no job the Flamethrower© can't handle."

I so very much love the way you people think at times ;D

That is just about the greatest thing I've ever heard.

You can see your opinion about it since it is your signature.
Btw., I heard that Molotovlevs coctails are also good at getting the job done.

To think that someone would do that with a game as holy as Star Control 2...

I suggest you find that guy, castrate him, gag him to death with his own 'nads, and then roast him!

Or, if that's too much...oh, even what I suggested is just too good for this guy.

Maybe...ooh, I've got it! Stone him to death with rocks of just the right shape, size, and color(aqua, mauve, or magenta)to throw at monsters! That's what you get for screwing with the SC2 community!

Hehe, I've never had someone quote me in their signature before. Hopefully it won't give readers the wrong impression about myself, or my award winning line of problem solving products (like the Boss-Bazooka© or Counter-Telemarketing Orbital Strike Platform series'.) :o

you know, you could always just try ripping off his testis and stuffing them up his ass, so whenever he shits, he shits all over his balls.  or, you could drill holes in his dick, so whenever he pees, he pisses all over his hands!  yes, i like Team America...

I like the skinning him alive option, after which put tobasco sauce in the wounds.  Alcohol, salt, or pepper, among other things would work too, in the wounds.

Let's see... First skin him (putting tobasco sauce on the wounds, like Terrell so wisely suggested  :)), then impale him and burn him slowly. I think that would do ;D.


Heh, burning and skinning people are better ways to get yourself detained... :)

This thread has become more than just disturbing...

LOL, it's a revenge thread!

Anyways, buy him a pizza, but mix the cheese with cyanide!

Burn his car!

Put a potato in his exhaust pipe (They proved in Mythbusters that this doesn't work, but it will still annoy him)

Reply to junk mail involving money, and put the pawn shops number to it.

Prank call the pawn shop, and ask them if they do birthday parties.

Or, just beat him with a baseball bat with a nail hammered through the end.  And give him a whach to the head for me!

Nobody fraks around with Star Control!!! NOBODY!!!

If it makes you feel any better, I spent $7 dollars on a Kill Bill DVD (don't ask), and it only had 45 minutes of the actual movie, so I know how you feel...

Could just drop him in a plastic grinder (http://www.cumberland-plastics.com/index.cfm/datakey/3/category/GRANULATORS/subcategory/CENTRAL%20GRANULATORS.html), toes first.  Just have to hose the machine down when you're done.

:D I feel quite loved now. Thanks, guys, this thread has been giving me sorely-needed laughs. And by the way, the cyanide pizza idea /rocks/ :P Never going to /do/ it, but it rocks.

Sadly, I think a shutdown of this thread is needed before we all get arrested  :-[ Thanks for the memories, all!  ;D