The Ur-Quan Masters Discussion Forum

BEGIN ACT 1!





*ITT = "In This Topic"

are you one of them interneters?  :D

Don't worry sir, I'm from the internet.

the trick is to kip it rail, mang. kip it rail 24/7

Aye aye Capt'n!

Vi@gr@
Ci@l!s 
Proz@c
Levitr@
only $10!
http://losermeds.com/creditcardinforipper/

HAAY GUYS have yuo seen my RAINBOW PLANT?



Actually, Zanthius is pretty cool and here's the proof: http://www.dxun.org/africa.php

Death 999

The red is for august sun grass

THE BIG IS IN?!

Target: OCP
Share: $1.14
Window: 17 hours
Course: Extreme

Well, at least he put his body where his mouth was. Props.

Am I missing something? It just looks like he went on vacation in Africa. Maybe he is leading a shadow war against genocidal warlords there? Researching a deadly virus?

BTW Shiver, was this thread inspired by my post on the ass respect thread? Just curious. ;D

No, I made it because we have an Off Topic section and it isn't Off Topic enough.

That's Zanthius? Way cool.

Erm on topic...eh..  "But if we do that the terrorists win?", Is it can be hug tiem now pleas?

Sorry, I was never much good at this stuff, bbl.

Lukipela

After seeing some of your posts from years ago, I would have to say that that is not completely true. ;)

STFU n00b.

(http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-iceburn.gif)


(http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-owned.gif)

Discutia asta a ajuns nu numai cam incinsa, ci si cam... ei bine, oricum nu intelegeti nimic din ce spun! OK, si a ajuns si in timp real pe deasupra!

Nu e frumos sa vorbesti asa!  ;D

Timpul trece, Lukipela se toceste.

Apropo, se pare ca sunt foarte bun la spam... scuze daca deranjez, nu m-am putut abtine.
As putea sa o tin asa incontinuu, ce bine ca 1) sunt singurul de pe acest forum care stie romana si 2) romana nu prea seamana cu nici una dintre limbile pe care le stiti voi.  ;)

Aveti nevoie de un translator? Cred ca e mai distractiv daca va las sa ghiciti ce inseamna toata asta...

Haluasin huomauttaa että et ole ainoa joka osaa puhua sekamelska pikkuinen. Joten ehkä kannattaisi puhua kunnon kieli, senkin ukkopekka.


Frumos på dig också, nu e de no underlit att du ska hålla på sådäran.


Und Valaggar ist nicht so schön.


Inseminata på dig också bara. Så där myky skräp ids jag int börja hamra ut.

gb2 goon central

OK, Lukipela, I'll translate my post, you translate yours. (if it does indeed mean something)

Valaggar

No wonder I felt so dumb, I was like Latina? Espanol? Fraincais? Italiano? WTF?

Anyway, Romanian can't hold a candle to Finnish, which is Uralic I think. You'd have to speak Basque to trump that.

The Earthling Crusier VS The Ilwarth Avenger

Indeed. Finnish is the language of the l33t. And who says I didn't guess Valaggar? Maybe you just can't read what's in plain sight.

hey mang, what do they got over in Romania?

BESIDES DRACULA, LOL!!!11eleventy!!1 DONT GET BIT BY aLL THE VAMPIRES

There are also a lot of Slavic words; also some Greek, Turkish, Hungarian and German ones.

Ah, by the way, I didn't use diacritics; it would have sounded like this: Cred că e mai distractiv dacă vă las să ghiciţi ce înseamnă toata asta...

Ah, and if we are on this subject, I speak a little bit of Turkish. Kinda like "çünkü dün gece saat on birde yattım ve şimdi çok yorgunum" - "Because yesterday night I went to bed at eleven o' clock and now I am very tired"

Also in the news... speaking of various languages, by translating "May God watch over you!" in Spanish with translate.google.com I got "¡Reloj del dios de mayo sobre ti!", which means "Watch [i.e. clock] of the May god (sic!) over you!". Funny, isn't it?


Try http://ceruopran.googlepages.com/mostfrequentlymadeerrors (http://ceruopran.googlepages.com/mostfrequentlymadeerrors) for the truth on vampires and other things. We also have a LOT of dogs in the streets, some trash and some REALLY lazy 'cops. And a bald president, kinda like Kane.

Pity none of them are good words eh!


Maybe you should have been using dialytics. I kid(ney) of course.


No we're not. We're on the subject of how vampires are alive. Do tell.


You should see what "Is it can it be hugs tiem now" translates to.



Looks like a prety sloppy attempt at dodging the (silver) bullet to me vampire-boy. Why don't you go suck some blood.

ALso: FINLAND IS HOSTING THE EUROVISION!!! WOOO!! WOOO!

(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/5174/ilwrathvsearthlingee4.png)

WE HAVE A WINNER

^
|
|

Ha ha, what a dumbass picture. Are those stars or flowers you frickin' moron?

(http://home.deds.nl/~megagun/temp/fnotam.png)

DOOD, MSPAINT IS TOTALLY 1337!

That's not where his mouth is.

(http://www.submedia.net/~nic/uqm/talkpet.png)

(http://www.submedia.net/~nic/uqm/lolcat.png)

(http://www.submedia.net/~nic/uqm/shoopdawhoop.png)

(http://web.telia.com/~u48508900/temp/longdruuge.png)

LongDruuge is LOOOOOONG!

Yeah so I heard there was a Photoshop pissing contest going on in my thread.

(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb278/SunBloom/Spathi_Vs_Chmmr.jpg?t=1180135477)

Might as well give me the cash prize right now.

Thread voted 5 for comedy gold.

What's your SA name, anyway?

lowtax, of course.




... in reality I imagine it is "Guest".

 ::)

(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2978/lolvi5.png)

REMATCH YOU CAN'T STOP WING HITS

(http://www.submedia.net/~nic/uqm/terranaut-orz.png)

(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/832/ilwrathvsearthling03bh5.png)

LOL ILWARTH HAS TONS OF CREW WHO CARES ABOUT WING HITS

zomg stfu with teh battels!  This is serious!

(http://www.submedia.net/~nic/uqm/seriousutwig.png)

(http://www.submedia.net/~nic/uqm/harhar.jpg)

Respect meep-eep's ass lol! respect it n00bs!

Go be an hero. Anonymous does not forgive.

This thread is full of awesomesauce, and deserves a hearty SHOOP DA WHOOP.

Behold, Talana porn!










Moderator edit: Removed inappropriate image.
Valaggar remark: You're no fun at all, meep.

Moderator edit: Removed link to inappropriate content.
Valaggar remark: Again!

I like porn as much as the next 21 year old male, but we really can't have that on here. This is a family site or some shit like that.

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!111

Ahahahahahahaahahahahaha

You balanced know, Valaggar balanced balanced could balanced just PM balanced everyone. Fnord.

DOGGONE IT SERBIA WINS THE EUROVISION HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO US! WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE WINNERS!

I wonder if Germany often gets 12 points from Israel in Eurovision?

Israel loves Germany, without them they wouldn't have a country. ;)

Poor taste but technically true.

THIS... IS... SPATHIWA!!

(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb278/SunBloom/Fwiffos_Last_Stand.jpg?t=1180135405)

You'd think that someone with 900 posts on his name would know there is more than one moderator here. And the "Last edit by" line should have been a clue too.
Someone else beat me to it.

HA! You felt for the trick, didn't you?
I myself did those "moderator edits"! That's why I made those "remarks", so that the last edit would show me for a reason - because I made those remarks - and the fact that the moderator edits were my edits was hidden by this.

(I used your name since you're the most active moderator.)

PS: The number of posts does not reveal anything. Time since registering would be what's needed for your reasoning.

I see... so you were just trying to make me look bad?

And wherever did you get the impression that impersonating a moderator is a good idea?

I HAVE SEEN THE FNORDS!

And, at the risk of being labelled a spoilsport (and to allow me to discuss game balance), I invoke:
#undef balanced

BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN

(http://www.submedia.net/~nic/uqm/invisible_ilwrath.png)

The fierce look doesn't suit you, but, anyway - no, I wasn't trying to make you look bad.
And it was only on the verge of impersonating.

If you're still angry, I think I should present you with my apologies, shouldn't I?

I knew that you hate me, but I didn't know that you're so obsessed with banning.

We're posting on the internet. This is how people on the internet behaves. Unless you're strawmanning me, in which case good work.

OPS PLZ!!!

In his defense, he made it look like you were doing your job right, and he was a fool. I don't see a problem with this.

LOGICAL FALLACIES NOW COME IN 42 DELICIOUS FLAVORS:

~Ad Hominem~
~Ad Hominem Tu Quoque~
~Appeal to Authority~
~Appeal to Belief~
~Appeal to Common Practice~
~Appeal to Consequences of a Belief~
~Appeal to Emotion~
~Appeal to Fear~
~Appeal to Flattery~
~Appeal to Novelty~
~Appeal to Pity~
~Appeal to Popularity~
~Appeal to Ridicule~
~Appeal to Spite~
~Appeal to Tradition~
~Bandwagon~
~Begging the Question~
~Biased Sample~
~Burden of Proof~
~Circumstantial Ad Hominem~
~Composition~
~Confusing Cause and Effect~
~Division~
~False Dilemma~
~Gambler's Fallacy~
~Genetic Fallacy~
~Guilt By Association~
~Hasty Generalization~
~Ignoring A Common Cause~
~Middle Ground~
~Misleading Vividness~
~Personal Attack~
~Poisoning the Well~
~Post Hoc~
~Questionable Cause~
~Red Herring~
~Relativist Fallacy~
~Slippery Slope~
~Special Pleading~
~Spotlight~
~Straw Man~
~Two Wrongs Make A Right~


COLLECT THEM ALL

1LL H4v3 TW0 P0UND5 0F APP3AL T0 5P1TE MY G00D M4N!! W!TH 4 D45H 0F 1337

We're all out of spite today. I ate the last of it after you placed your order. Hope this helps, fucker.

This thread needs more pictures of Allison Stokke:

(http://www.submedia.net/~nic/uqm/allison_stokke.jpg)

Hell, ALL threads need more pictures of Allison Stokke.  :D

There are many pretty women in the world, Nic.

If I take the bait and start posting all my favorite (non-pornographic) girly pictures, how many pages will it take before the deluge of girly posting ends? Is that all there is to life, guys?




...




Aw screw it.

EDIT: OKAY FINE WHATEVER, I'll take the pic down. it's not like children actually read these forums.

(http://www.submedia.net/~nic/uqm/pedo_bear.jpg)

You speak nonsense. That girl is clearly over 18. I'm now firing a second salvo in the form of that chick from Saved by the Bell.

(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb278/SunBloom/TiffanyAmberThiessen.jpg)

ENOUGH CHIX, NEW MATCHUP!!!

Umgah Droen vs Ilwarth Avenger
(http://www.submedia.net/~nic/uqm/umgah_vs_ilwrath.png)

CAN'T STOP TEH CONE OF D0OM!!!!@!!!~11!

Considering how transparent that shirt is, I hesitate to call that nonpornographic. Especially upon a quick check to the domain shown on the watermark... ahem.

Come on, if that's transparent... the only thing(s) revealed are the nipples of her breasts. Too Little!

Oh, sure, it may not be much, but it's clear that that is the intent of the shot. And it's all in the mens rea.

I didn't even notice that feature before. It must be a lot more obvious over the black background of the forums. I just thought it was a good picture, sheesh.


(http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/6637/umgahvsilwrath02rv4.png)

OH NO WHERE DID I GO

(http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/6388/umgahvsilwrath03fu2.png)

...

(http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/6451/umgahvsilwrath04hm1.png)

RISE AND SHINE, BUTTHEAD

(http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/8458/umgahvsilwrath05kb1.png)

LAFFO LAFFO LAFFO

(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3525/loloh1.png)

Seriously, I should MS Paint the Ilwrath winning against everything. I'll just have to get REAL creative when the 30 point ships come around.

(http://www.submedia.net/~nic/uqm/dnyarri_tyra.gif)

You know, I didn't actually ask you to take it down. This IS the internet, and the internet is for porn.
(google that exact phrase)

Then Talana returns!

(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/679/talanaxxxhotpornfs7.th.jpg)

IMG TOO SMALL!!!
(http://www.submedia.net/~nic/images/catInGlassFail.jpg)

Ilwarth Avenger VS Khor-A Marauder
(http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/6060/ilwarthvskohrahki3.png)

(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/4315/ilwarthvskohrah2dk9.png)

(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/3897/ilwarthvskohrah3iu7.png)

(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/475/ilwarthvskohrah4pf4.png)

(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3513/ilwarthvskohrah5kb4.png)

Ilwarth Avenger VS Chmrr Awatar
(http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i626895_IlwarthVSChmmr.bmp)

(http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i626901_IlwarthVSChmmr2.bmp)

Talana Resized
(http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i626907_TALANAXXXHOTPORN.png)

You Fail.

Most Revered Shiver, Kill And Maim This Sacrifice To The Dark Twins Kogar And Dazon For We The Ilwarth Will Bask In Such Pleasure!

Yes, but I myself had said I wasn't comfortable with the idea of spamming porn in Starbase Cafe.



Also, Valaggar:

(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb278/SunBloom/Dogar_Kazon.jpg?t=1180135351)

It's possible to beat any of the three with Ilwrath if the AI controls them (although Kohr-Ah is pretty hard!)

Chmmr: Hang around near the planet. When the enemy approaches, whip out with flames, and bounce off it, knocking back the enemy, then head back to the planet. Then repeat. It's possible to take as low as 0 damage on one of these runs.
Ur-Quan: Draw out all the fighters, kill them, and then grav whip real fast at the enemy when it's close enough - it'll turn away and not fire, and you can roast it.
Kohr-Ah: Move away, drawing out its energy in the form of disks. When it doesn't have nearly enough to do a plasma ring, turn and approach it carefully (in this matchup, you _don't_ want to bounce off hard.) Once you're close, just fire constantly and try to keep them in range.

Valaggar, I see that syreen are not exactly the same, anatomically, as humans.

dwe dill rats dwill shut the fwuck up!

(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o108/KanmuX/ilwrath-sitting.gif)

ILWRAFF VERSUS ILWRAFF LAWL

(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o108/KanmuX/ilwrathvsilwrath.png)

(http://www.submedia.net/~nic/images/golfclap.jpg)

Hahahaha.  That's so cool; it looks like that they're both going to crash into the planet too.

This is 3xLOL.  The 1337 pwnz.  ;D

I'm getting inspired to add a MS Paint pic of my own...

I should've drawn a faint blue outline to show them as being cloaked, but i'm glad you get the point.  ;D

Okay, I have been inspired...

(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i108/batman4050/melee.png)

Valaggar, can you at least fix the nipples on the syreen - its just too weird for words

(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/6797/laz0rbs8.png)

This internet thread needs more girls now. Here's one from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/3088/sarahgellar01ay2.jpg)

-5 for buffy

(http://koti.mbnet.fi/tibe9mm/4chan_b.gif)

How do I shot web is too good for words. As is Dogar and Kazon.

(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o108/KanmuX/6GXHCRWWRIFVS3TO6VWLNOFJXENGRBBL.png)

I love all the randomism! :D
I remember watching Doug when I was a little kid.

Yes, this thread is like a Mycon conversing with various alien races:

Orz:
Hello extremely! I hope you like to *play*.
Some *campers* are not so good for *games*.
Is it time for *playing* yet?
Mycon:
We are the Mycon.
Orz:
Let's be *special* together. *Spicy games* are always fun.
Mycon:
A single spore lands, finds nourishment in decay and soon attains maturity..
In turn it exhales a cloud of new life, a thousand spores, each lands, finds nourishment in decay
so progresses Juffo-Wup.
Orz:
*Jumping Peppers!* I am *squirting* more *nice colors*.
It is the best way!
You will be very happy *campers*. Do not be *terrified*.
It is better as *campers*.
You must going to my *house* to start *camping*.
It is 371.3, 253.7 your *silly* numbers.
We are so busy here for starting the *campers*!
Mycon:
Juffo-Wup fills in my fibers and I grow turgid. Violent action ensues.
Orz:
Nnnnnggggaaaahhhhh!!!!!! It is *dancing*!!!!

Kohr-Ah:
We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah.
We cleanse our destiny.
You will soon die.
Make whatever rituals are necessary for your species.
Mycon:
When Juffo-Wup is complete
when at last there is no Void or Non
when the Creators return
then we can finally rest.
Kohr-Ah:
You are filth.
You shall be cleansed.

I did some more photoshopping today. This time it was for my signature pic that will be used in the approaching End Boss Month at SA. If anyone else wants to join the End Boss circlejerk, jump right in.

(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/5927/zeusisendbossmonthrc4.jpg)

This one from God of War II really drives that "Shit son, you done fucked up now" feeling home.

(http://home.deds.nl/~megagun/temp/Ilwonscout.png)

Five seconds in paint, lawl.

(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o108/KanmuX/ittybittykohrah.jpg)

Nice one KanmuX.  If only you could do that in the game. :D

Not exactly related to Star Control, but I made this for a Soviet Sunday thread a while back on a certain.. errr.. imageboard I can't tell you about.

(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o108/KanmuX/communism.jpg)

Okay so people here use the photoshop. I want to see some quality troolling now!





(http://www.taminglight.com/images/projects/ultima_x/images/troll.jpg)

Shiver is real ultimate troll. Shiver is trool IRL

Hmm...  End Boss Month, you say?

(http://www.submedia.net/~nic/uqm/end_boss_month.png)

Oh that is SO dope. Add that to my collection, hah. (Didn't make any of these)

(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb278/SunBloom/JuneSa-Matra02.jpg?t=1180134960)

(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb278/SunBloom/JuneSa-Matra01.jpg?t=1180134986)

(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb278/SunBloom/JuneUr-Quan.jpg?t=1180135028)

Hey Shiver, let's try something.

What's your response to "Itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat"?

Wrong answer. I guess you're not one of us.  :-\

Oh, i'm quite familiar with SA myself. But that isn't my main focus.

The only hint i'll give you is that i'm Anonymous.

I absolutely refuse to answer to a 4-Chan handshake, alright? So don't ask me that again.

Aww, why the animosity?

Oh, and wrong board number.

It's not the wrong board number because the offshoots are exactly the same.

4chan is fail.

Thus they are not all the same.  ;D

(http://www.cjproductions.co.uk/images/drawings/troll.jpg)

TROLL CARE DEEPLY ABOUT THIS ISSUE. LOOK AT TROLL. LOOK HOW MUCH HE CARE.

HOPE THIS HELPS

............................................________
....................................,.-‘”...................``~.,
.............................,.-”...................................“-.,
.........................,/...............................................”:,
.....................,?......................................................\,
.................../...........................................................,}
................./......................................................,:`^`..}
.............../...................................................,:”........./
..............?.....__.........................................:`.........../
............./__.(.....“~-,_..............................,:`........../
.........../(_....”~,_........“~,_....................,:`........_/
..........{.._$;_......”=,_.......“-,_.......,.-~-,},.~”;/....}
...........((.....*~_.......”=-._......“;,,./`..../”............../
...,,,___.\`~,......“~.,....................`.....}............../
............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-”
............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\
.............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__
,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|..............`=~-,
.....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\
...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\
................................`:,,...........................`\..............__
.....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==``
........................................_\..........._,-%.......`\
...................................,<`.._|_,-&``................`\

I don't understand a single thing on this thread. What does that say about me?

(http://koti.mbnet.fi/tibe9mm/4chan.jpg)

(http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs6/f/2005/046/d/d/4_dA_fish.jpg)

Troll want post woman, but not next to deadfish.






































[]=========================== IRON CURTAIN ============================[]

(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb278/SunBloom/Redhead03.jpg?t=1180390724)

Not understand why woman hate baloons so much, but troll forgive

(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb278/SunBloom/Blonde11.jpg?t=1180540398)

























































[]=============================== IRON CURTAIN ================================[]

(http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/250/7/a/dead_fish_by_kouros1.jpg)

I knew you would do that. Hold on a sec...

It's okay, dead fish don't like the way women look either.

(http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs6/i/2005/110/2/8/Dead_fish_by_punkgoddess.jpg)

[]=============================== CHRONOSPHERE ================================[]

We must heed the call of the dead fish...

(http://sps.nus.edu.sg/~limtlonn/images/dead%20fish%20copy.jpg)

...must outnumber these "women"...

(http://www.unc.edu/~lstearns/photo/img/nature/dead_fish.jpg)

...and conquer.

That's a good idea:


This is blasphemy, this is madness! . . .


Introducing Cliche Commander Arena. In, Cliche Commander Arena, you attack online opponents with tired intertrends for Massive Damage. Cliche Commander Arena will retail for 599 US dollars.

Its Cliche Commander! Cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiche Commander !!!

Breaking News!!!

Spies in the US have reported miscellaneous acts of drama involving pilchards and small teddy bears.  Upon querying the Hamster Capo, reporters of dooooom say purple skies sound like squid.  Sheepishly, a small cattle prod was discovered switched with an artificial insemination tube.  No porcupines were harmed.

The pilchards were reportedly destroying the teddy bears using small sticks and sinkers.  A larger specimen of pilchard denied the allegations, saying "we have only fins, no arms or legs, so how could we bear any weapon?".  The same pilchard was later seen pilfering the locker of the Great Brown Caterpillar and was arrested on charges of DUI.

Meanwhile, a small flock of lemons were bathing profusely in a small puddle outside the farmer's doorstep.  They were stepped on and crushed, the fools.  The farmer refused to speak to the media, saying only "Get away from me you crazy pigeon-headed vultures".

Oh no. This topic... curiousity killed the cat, but loathesome rituals BROUGHT IT BACK!!

*Insert a long fit of maniacal laughter ITT*

Well, what am I supposed to say about that?

(http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/148/1/1/Dead_Fish_by_X_GloomCookie_X.jpg)

EP, if you are not doing your own hosting, whoever is is going to be really confused if they check their access logs.

IMAGE LEECHING FTW

LOL