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Title: What is up with all the Mycon?!
Post by: Dancing Fungus on January 14, 2008, 08:32:12 pm
Everything I see these days has Mycon in it.
First on our grand tour of senselessness, Mycon Incorporated.

(http://www.myconsoft.com/mycon_logo.jpg)
http://www.myconsoft.com/ (http://www.myconsoft.com/)

Man, those Mycon sure have adapted well to our job market. Our little fungal friends have even become contractors! I hope they get paid well.

(http://www.usarchitecture.com/Images/MyconLogo_small.gif)
http://www.usarchitecture.com/Contractors/builders_2.htm (http://www.usarchitecture.com/Contractors/builders_2.htm)

They seem to be good marketeers, too. Can you imagine what kind of people get ripped off because they bought useless garbage from a fungus?
http://www.mycon.co.uk/ (http://www.mycon.co.uk/)

They seem to be quite popular in the business world.
http://www.mycongroup.com/site/home/home.html (http://www.mycongroup.com/site/home/home.html)

And, of course, don't forget to join the Mycon fitness club! We all know that fungi keep in great physical shape!
www.bs48.com/gym/  (http://www.bs48.com/gym/)

Weird, huh?


Title: Re: What is up with all the Mycon?!
Post by: Shiver on January 14, 2008, 08:38:18 pm
(http://www.myconsoft.com/mycon_logo.jpg)
http://www.myconsoft.com/ (http://www.myconsoft.com/)

Holy sh-...

I mean, "Well pop my pupae!"


Title: Re: What is up with all the Mycon?!
Post by: countchocula86 on January 14, 2008, 08:41:06 pm
THEYRE TAKING OVER!!!


Title: Re: What is up with all the Mycon?!
Post by: Dancing Fungus on January 14, 2008, 09:55:53 pm
From what I've seen on Google, that's just the tip of the iceberg.

They dance AND sing!
www.zoozle.org/emule-bittorrent-download/Mycon,songtext,en,0.html (http://www.zoozle.org/emule-bittorrent-download/Mycon,songtext,en,0.html)

Mycon Technologies! If you ever want to buy a podship, you better order it soon! Too bad the Mycon don't seem to be good at spelling...
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The company focus is to drive the customers sales tu success.
https://www.red-hat.com/apps/isv_catalog/VendorProfile.html?cat=isv&vendor_id=1231 (https://www.red-hat.com/apps/isv_catalog/VendorProfile.html?cat=isv&vendor_id=1231)

Does your vehicle need some quality maintenance? The Mycon are happy to help you with that! Just pull up into their garage on Rainier Avenue!
http://yellowpages.superpages.com/profile~SRC_vzlocal~C_Used+Cars~RR_25~R_D~LID_rqUNaN3qyXSQjr65GWoVAg%3D%3D.htm (http://yellowpages.superpages.com/profile~SRC_vzlocal~C_Used+Cars~RR_25~R_D~LID_rqUNaN3qyXSQjr65GWoVAg%3D%3D.htm)

Are your plasmoids too slow? Get some special equipment and upgrades! Podship owners go here!
http://www.myerscontrols.com/about.htm (http://www.myerscontrols.com/about.htm)

Need to sweeten up those cookies you're baking? Get some crystallized Mycon!
http://books.google.com/books?id=tawEAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA614&lpg=PA614&dq=mycon&source=web&ots=_5GxqqrduK&sig=11VZttCEB4RiaxuR_Af8ogDjx0k (http://books.google.com/books?id=tawEAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA614&lpg=PA614&dq=mycon&source=web&ots=_5GxqqrduK&sig=11VZttCEB4RiaxuR_Af8ogDjx0k)

Mycon are great athletes too!
http://www.warriorboxing.com/abc/club_browse.php?cClubname=MYCON%20A.B.C. (http://www.warriorboxing.com/abc/club_browse.php?cClubname=MYCON%20A.B.C.)

At least they're cooperative!
http://www.mycon.dk/index.php?page=co-operation (http://www.mycon.dk/index.php?page=co-operation)

And finally, a quote from a website that won't work for some reason.
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Currently, some Mycon reps visit customers. (mostly doctors and hospitals)


Title: Re: What is up with all the Mycon?!
Post by: Prowler2885 on January 15, 2008, 08:15:49 am
They are the Juffo-Wup.


Title: Re: What is up with all the Mycon?!
Post by: countchocula86 on January 15, 2008, 07:46:16 pm
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Currently, some Mycon reps visit customers. (mostly doctors and hospitals)

Scariest quote of all


Title: Re: What is up with all the Mycon?!
Post by: Dancing Fungus on January 15, 2008, 10:30:49 pm
More quotes:
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Do the same dull icons darken your docks, desktop or menus? Want mycons to be yourcons?

The Precursors are apparently still  updating the Mycon as we speak.
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Subject:    ANN: MyCon 2004.1.1 Released
List-id:    <win32.mysql.com>

SciBit is happy and proud to announce the 2004.1.1 release of MyCon. 

If you already have a registered copy, upgrading your current version is free
and you can download the new MyCon Pro version (or for trial purposes)
http://osdir.com/ml/db.mysql.windows/2004-08/msg00156.html (http://osdir.com/ml/db.mysql.windows/2004-08/msg00156.html)

Will it never end?
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http://goliath.ecnext.com/coms2/gi_0199-975976/Mycon-Exhibitor-Showcase.html

At least they're doing some good.
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MYCON Builders for Modern INDIA
http://www.myconrealtors.com/ (http://www.myconrealtors.com/)

More....
http://www.profilecanada.com/companydetail.cfm?company=2428408_Mycon_Construction_London_ON (http://www.profilecanada.com/companydetail.cfm?company=2428408_Mycon_Construction_London_ON)

This cannot be good.
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Are you looking for a better and healthier lifestyle? Mycon Enterprises offers an exclusive line of health and wellness products to help achieve this goal.
http://myconenterprises.com/PBP/Templates/Template5/Home.aspx?SiteID=73F9AE44A6EF44338339CBE90D80E061& (http://myconenterprises.com/PBP/Templates/Template5/Home.aspx?SiteID=73F9AE44A6EF44338339CBE90D80E061&)

But why could they be so interested in our health care?
http://www.kellysearch.co.in/in-company-350512138.html (http://www.kellysearch.co.in/in-company-350512138.html)

I have *anticipation* and then what? So much problems.