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The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release => Starbase Café => Topic started by: Kerr on June 27, 2010, 09:47:30 pm



Title: What Really Is Frunge?
Post by: Kerr on June 27, 2010, 09:47:30 pm
(I already met them and i know they don't say)

So, post what you think Frunge should be!

I think it is a team sport sort of like this:

Teams of 3 have one zot, fot, and pik.

each arena is fairly large with two goals at either side, and a giant cylindrical stone thing with a hole in the middle on top of each goal.

The fot has to choose the right time to push the giant stone thingy off of the goal towards the enemy goal, and then push it all of the way there (just add momentum to it, it'll roll a lot)

While the Zot has to quickly gather dead grass in the field, put it in the center, and light it on fire (you can't score without this)

then the pik of each  team is the goalie, he has to stop it from going into the goal.

The game starts with a feast and ends with a Prayer.

 ;D


Title: Re: What Really Is Frunge?
Post by: Dabir on June 27, 2010, 11:08:17 pm
Decent idea here, but you forgot possibly the most fundamental rule, the willamawang has to come three parcels ahead of the main goal delimiter, otherwise the flapping team's score can't rise past twenty, or thirty-three if they're under the touchline.


Title: Re: What Really Is Frunge?
Post by: Kerr on June 27, 2010, 11:47:46 pm
...  ???

OH! duh!

 ;D


Title: Re: What Really Is Frunge?
Post by: Dabir on June 28, 2010, 12:10:27 am
There are a number of Offences: at no time must the player in third position drop the parrot, or 'column' as it is sometimes known, as this carries an immediate 5-snicket penalty, and is known to be dangerous in sunny conditions, as defined by the preceding double-umpire. Each snicket awarded in this manner counts 'picky' against the final score, and for this reason is referred to as a duck-snicket. More to follow, as soon as I find my rulebook.


Title: Re: What Really Is Frunge?
Post by: Death 999 on June 28, 2010, 03:49:22 pm
At the inception of phase 2, the grass gathered in parts 1 and 1a is blown through a maze formed by the B teams of each side.


Title: Re: What Really Is Frunge?
Post by: Draxas on June 28, 2010, 04:24:31 pm
And as everyone knows, all grass reaching the half-stop is worth 2 fizzwidgets, and any reaching the full-stop is worth 1 greeblenik, but if any reach the over-stop, or wind up in the possession of the sneerblatt, all leaderplays are foerfeit for that flumph and the game progresses immediately into the yertle phase.