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Title: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: GermanNightmare on March 18, 2003, 09:23:33 am
Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
... whose Ultrown will NEVER EVER be fixed.

How do you feel? Kohr-Ah-like? Glory-device Shofixti-like? What's going on in this F*CKING universe?

This is your chance to compare your feeling with the races from SC2-UQM!


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Voldenuit on March 18, 2003, 04:25:11 pm
Go listen to some Ichiko Hashimoto - especially her RahXephon Soundtracks

They won't make you feel better - but at least you'll see you aren't alone in this universe. Or at the least, we're all alone together ^_~

Vol


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Omni-Sama on March 18, 2003, 05:49:21 pm
Right now I feel like a Druuge... ready to take advantage of someone and to have fun doing it, too.


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Death 999 on March 18, 2003, 07:58:40 pm
I feel like the Kzer-Za after losing the Doctrinal War, just before the Kohr-Ah go on rampage.


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Shiver on March 20, 2003, 05:58:42 am
I feel like an Orz who just had his vac-suit's ethynol concentration raised too high.

*Broken spoon* to *mother hen*. Come in, *hen*. Spoooneyyy wooooneyyyyy wooooooo...


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Death 999 on March 20, 2003, 07:12:27 pm
*happy* to mo*th*ership, *do* you read me*?* I am such *a* camper!


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Vee-R on March 20, 2003, 09:51:28 pm
I feel like the Thraddash, after having put their trust in a sneaky human as their Great Teacher, only to come back home and find that their Aqua Helix has been stolen.

Being stabbed in the back... pah.  >:(


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Death 999 on March 20, 2003, 10:09:35 pm
That one was good, except that it suggests that you're very warlike just by being Thraddash.


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Vee-R on March 21, 2003, 12:36:48 am
Well; right now I am. "Turn the other cheek" I will not, that should be clarified.  8)


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: RockasaurusRex2000 on March 21, 2003, 02:30:55 am
I feel like a plant, because this is all i do when i'm at home. So definetly Supox.


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Matticus on March 21, 2003, 10:23:26 pm
Yesterday I felt like the Vux: arrogant, vain, and hostile to all human beings. But I'm better now. =)


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Scott on March 22, 2003, 04:56:40 am
I feel like a Slylandro... I wanna get out but I'm stuck in one place.


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: GermanNightmare on March 22, 2003, 05:23:05 am
Okay, guys, this has really been lifting my spirits -

I still have one question troubling my mind though:

Who the hell has been using that Umgah 'Caster all the time telling "You know Who" to go after "You know Who" "You exactly know where"?

If it weren't for real, I'd say somebody is playing some very bad jokes! (And NO, it's NOT Osama bin Umgah!)


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Lukipela on March 24, 2003, 12:06:33 am
I seem to be abit late for this, but I want in on it.

I feel like a Spathi, I just want to hide somewhere, and make sure the Ultimate EvilTM doesn't get me.

And sorry bout the Caster, I must've left it on...


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: RockasaurusRex2000 on March 24, 2003, 12:43:54 am
I think it's the Frenc- excuse me, the Freedoms.  ;)
They seem to think "you know who" needs a trick or two.


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Omni-Sama on March 24, 2003, 02:52:45 am
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Who the hell has been using that Umgah 'Caster all the time telling "You know Who" to go after "You know Who" "You exactly know where"?

It's probably just your typical U.S. radio station broadcasting pro-war, governmental propaganda as always.


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: GermanNightmare on March 24, 2003, 06:41:43 am
LP, great to have you back - you're never too late to save the day! Please check all electric appliances next time you leave home for a week though!!!

RR2K:  ;) Just imagine this: A billion American fast food restaurants having to reprint their menue... Hilarious! (BTW, that Statue of Liberty is a "Freedom" Girl - do the Amis know that?)

OS: True, so true. Didn't want to be that explicit though - nowadays the first amandment doesn't mean "shoot" to the *free* people in the *home of the brave* anymore...


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Lukipela on March 24, 2003, 06:18:17 pm
Statue of Freedom coming up perhaps... Bet the french are feelign a bit cross about shipping the darned thing to the US right bout now...

My mood has changed, and I now feel more radiantly fullfilled and full of cosmic joy! You guessed it, I'm a Pkunk!


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: GermanNightmare on March 24, 2003, 08:38:29 pm
That's easy - The "Freedoms" hand it over to the Spanish, they take it down to the Street of Gibraltar and next time one of them Aircraft Carriers comes by, you just put it on the flight deck...

Right now I feel like gleefully preying on something... But the Pkunk are not to my tasting right now (So, don't worry, LP, you're safe)


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Death 999 on March 24, 2003, 10:06:12 pm
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It's probably just your typical U.S. radio station broadcasting pro-war, governmental propaganda as always.


One radio station I've been listening to is very good about voicing the criticisms without coming down on one side or another.

And guess what? It's PUBLIC radio. Funny how the US govt. is less forgiving of itself than the commercial stations.


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: GermanNightmare on March 24, 2003, 11:36:24 pm
And that makes you a Yehat in favor of your Queen or ready for Rebellion?


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Death 999 on March 25, 2003, 07:19:12 pm
You mean Queen Weep-Vre-I'm-a-freaking-idiot-eep?


Incidentally, in a confusing bit of news. I just heard and interview last night with some Palestinean Media student. She was claiming that CNN was denying that the Allies had suffered any casualties at all, not even INJURIES, even after Iraqi TV had aired the captured soldiers.

Now, that's really really weird. Since I knew quite quickly (approximately 3 hours after it reportedly happened), and I was just watching the TV and listening to the radio, not hooked into some CIA network or anything. Maybe CNN was that slow and retarded, and the other stations were more on top of things. Maybe she was lying or confused or only able to watch very late news that was routed to the West Bank by way of Brussels, NYC, and Duluth; or maybe she missed things due to poorly timed channel switching... but for whatever reason, she is choosing to paint the US media as completely deluded and in a cloud of bliss, when in fact the news is avoiding the bed of roses image.

That is not to say that there is only unbiased reporting, or even much unbiased reporting, but her claims are themselves very misleading.
::sigh::


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: GermanNightmare on March 25, 2003, 07:49:29 pm
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You mean Queen Weep-Vre-I'm-a-freaking-idiot-eep?
::sigh::


That's her! But, she believes what she does is best for the Yehat - only too bad that the Shofixti are gonna suffer that much...

(We can even get that Al Ur-Quaneera news channel via satellite here - don't understand a single word, but they show a lot of footage you wont see in the U.C.Y. - united clans of Yehat that is)


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Fsi-Dib on March 26, 2003, 11:59:41 pm
I feel like a Chmmr. Mechanic and digitalized. Probably because I like to say "Detail your need" "Truth" and other mechanical phrases. Also I'm listening to technochiptune electro. Read: Purple Motion - Zak-zaka-zak-zak << Good music.  8)


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Kohr-Ah_Primat on April 16, 2003, 12:21:47 pm
I feel like a Syreen--- well more specifically, I feel like Talana.

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Look Captain... I like you... even though you're an obnoxious human... I like you.
In another time, we might have become good friends... perhaps more
but that's a fantasy, and my job is dealing with reality.


A nice guy I've known for a couple years is still pestering me about getting together with him, and I'm utterly not attracted to him.

Not to mention I'm also finding myself a bit clingy right now. *mutters*


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Omni-Sama on April 18, 2003, 10:51:25 pm
I feel like a Supox...
...
... ...
... ... ...
... ...
...
Wow.  I'm a plant... with no personality whatsoever...  Ahem.  *runs away*


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Kohr-Ah_Primat on April 20, 2003, 04:34:32 am
Well, a Supox would probably be more along the lines of a copycat. You don't really seem to come off as much of a copycat to be honest.

Or a Fot for that matter.

Maybe a Shofixti. Teehee.


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Omni-Sama on April 20, 2003, 09:37:43 am
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Well, a Supox would probably be more along the lines of a copycat. You don't really seem to come off as much of a copycat to be honest.

Or a Fot for that matter.

Maybe a Shofixti. Teehee.

*cough, cough* ...  ewww.  Shofixti hairball.

I was just mocking the Supox's personality... Or lack thereof.   ;D  I don't think you're really a Kohr-Ah in personality, K-P... in fact, I'd say you're more of an evil Zebranky!  How do we know we can trust you...?? ??  My theory is that the Zebranky were all female.  When the Zoq, Fot and Pik saw their peaceful, loving ways were no match for their masculine instincts, they eliminated the Zebranky immediately.  Knowing the females were the superior gender, they teamed up.  However, this would make the issue of Z-F-P mating very tricky...  then again, maybe they don't mate at all...  maybe I should stop talking before I get myself into more trouble, lol.

Which brings up the question of Supox mating... hmm.  Do they just spread their pollen like Earth plants???  Now I feel like a Mycon that keeps ranting on so that no one can understand me, lol.  Okay, I'm going now... Bye!   ;D


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Kohr-Ah_Primat on April 20, 2003, 09:50:00 am
*laughs* I chose 'Shofixti' cause you're dreadfully stubborn and tenacious, and keep on the ball when it comes to debating issues with others (Ha! A typical Ur-Quan gambit-- which has failed!).

That and you've got an interesting and bizarre sense of humor, but not sickly perverted like the Umgah's.
(My people blew up the sun, heh, heh, heh!)

So if the Zebranky were all female, and the Z-F-P felt their masculinity threatened by the female species, then what's the deal with the Zoq? There's plenty of female Zoq around---ohhhhh..! I get it... the Zoq is the mastermind... the Zebranky was the only female competition for the female Zoq! Ah ha!

Supox... I imagine they share pollen like Earth plants-- it's possible to self pollinate too, though you lose genetic diversity that way.


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Omni-Sama on April 20, 2003, 09:59:31 am
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Supox... I imagine they share pollen like Earth plants-- it's possible to self pollinate too, though you lose genetic diversity that way.

Ewww....  I've tried self-pollination...  a little messy.   :(
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*laughs* I chose 'Shofixti' cause you're dreadfully stubborn and tenacious, and keep on the ball when it comes to debating issues with others (Ha! A typical Ur-Quan gambit-- which has failed!).

That and you've got an interesting and bizarre sense of humor, but not sickly perverted like the Umgah's.
(My people blew up the sun, heh, heh, heh!)

Stubborn?  Tenacious?  Perverted?

Wow, I'm flatterred!   ;D  That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.  Well, I guess you are a Kohr-Ah... sick and twisted and taking pleasure in the suffering of others.  Plus, blowing up stars just for kicks.  Yep, you fit the bill!   ;)


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Kohr-Ah_Primat on April 20, 2003, 10:18:13 am
Well don't forget, when I'm not chatting up people I can relate with, I'm pretty darn cold. Well, freezing cold would fit the bill a lot better.

Today I feel like a Dill-Ra---er, an Ilwrath. All sadistic and abusive. Of Omni in particular *evil smirk* but of the human race in general as well.

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And So Now, Squishy Hu-Man
I Wonder What Sort Of Noise You Will Make
When I Pull Off Your Arms?
A High And Wailing Scream, Or A Low Moan Of Ultimate Suffering?



Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Omni-Sama on April 20, 2003, 10:22:49 am
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And So Now, Squishy Hu-Man
I Wonder What Sort Of Noise You Will Make
When I Pull Off Your Arms?
A High And Wailing Scream, Or A Low Moan Of Ultimate Suffering?

...   :'(

I feel like a Spathi right about now.  I'm frightened of one menacing person, in particular...  actually, I'm so frightened I am considering building a red shield around my planet to shield myself from her evil ways.   :-/  Sometimes I often wish I was a crab-like Spathi, able to hide in my little mollusk shell and hide from all those frightening things out there!


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Kohr-Ah_Primat on April 20, 2003, 10:56:14 am
The evil Kohr-Ah that wishes to activate an Utwig Bomb on Epsilon Gruis? I guess that would make me an Umgah.

(HAR HAR HAR.)


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Winged Wraith on April 21, 2003, 07:09:16 am
i feel like an umgah... stupid


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Shiver on April 21, 2003, 01:04:57 pm
I feel like someone who's ignorant of what the different species in the game are actually like: a Winged Wraith.


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Lukipela on April 21, 2003, 08:26:17 pm
Heh, now I know how it must've been for anyone else to read mine and Bio's threads a while back. I'm gone for a few days, there are loads of threads marked new, and almost everyone of them contains posts where Omni and Primat mouth off for a page or two :) Well, at least it makes for interesting reading.

And I'äm still Pkunk I fear, afetr all, I'm home again!


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Kohr-Ah_Primat on April 22, 2003, 04:48:34 am
*pats Luki and says reassuringly* Don't worry, next time you leave I won't convince you to come back home.


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: GermanNightmare on April 22, 2003, 05:47:23 pm
Well, since that only works twice...

Right now I feel like a human - so much to do, so little time. Few who are willing to help me and so many who are working against me and my efforts.

(Yup folks, the new semester has started and it's CHAOS!)


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Omni-Sama on April 23, 2003, 03:15:49 am
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Heh, now I know how it must've been for anyone else to read mine and Bio's threads a while back. I'm gone for a few days, there are loads of threads marked new, and almost everyone of them contains posts where Omni and Primat mouth off for a page or two :) Well, at least it makes for interesting reading.

I remember you and BioSlayer going off on a tangent.  Unlike Primat and I, you two would type a couple pages of messages back and forth before you would stop.  And it wasn't an interesting read either, lol!  It was like math and science and all that stuff that makes me bonkers.  Hehe, I must admit that my suffering can often be entertaining, but think about the pain and I torture I had to go through!


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Kohr-Ah_Primat on April 23, 2003, 05:38:43 am
But your screams of pain make me dance with joy!

But yeah, math and science stuff... I used to hang out with a totally geeky crowd in high school, but there was a point where it just started to drive me insane that I knew all these geeky terms like Doppler effects and SCSI drivers and FAT32 and Hyper Text Markup Language that I just went stark raving mad (Which explains why I am the way I am today) and just started hanging out with a dimmer gothier crowd.

I for one enjoy forum tennis with Omni-- he's full of insight (not necessarily profound *wink*) and isn't afraid to tell me I can be a total moron sometimes. Teehee. And above all, isn't a physicist!


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Lukipela on April 23, 2003, 02:22:10 pm
As I can recall, we were mostly bickering about if the talking pet could escape, and how much it could control... But, I suppsoe its metascientific anyway...


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Omni-Sama on April 23, 2003, 05:58:21 pm
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As I can recall, we were mostly bickering about if the talking pet could escape, and how much it could control... But, I suppsoe its metascientific anyway...

Whoa, you lost me in all your techno-babble!   ;D  Hehe.

K-P can have her moments.  Sure, she's megalomaniacal and favours genocide over pesticide, but that's no biggy.  It seems to me that a mute Fot and a crazed, killing-spree-loving Kohr-Ah have alot in common.    ::)


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Kohr-Ah_Primat on April 24, 2003, 12:40:13 am
Today I *do* feel like a Umgah.

Completely bizarre in terms of humor, incredibly easily bored, and prone to tendencies of sudden homocidal violence against kind and friendly and benevolent individuals.


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Lukipela on April 24, 2003, 02:49:30 am
i think you mean homicidal, unless I really missed something bout the umgah...

i feel more like an utwig at the moment, depressed and whiny... hey! that's the topic of the thread! cool...


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Kohr-Ah_Primat on April 24, 2003, 03:04:12 am
*laughs* Damnable homo cidal blobs...

So what's gotten you so down? Did your lamp break?


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Lukipela on April 24, 2003, 03:26:41 am
No, but my Ultron fell over. ;) I thin kit's just a question of stress and too much work. And wondering what's life is all about. I get that if I'm not careful...


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Kohr-Ah_Primat on April 28, 2003, 02:41:41 am
Right now I kinda want to be a Female Weapons Officer for the Earthling Cruiser. You know, have my finger on the trigger to launch nuclear (tactical or not) missiles at my whim.

And also be a member of one of only 3 or 4 ships (Androsynth, Zoq-Fot-Pik) to maintain the picture of multiple crew members despite loss of all additional crew members in combat. (Yes, there's an extra Spathi eyeball in the corner, but who's to say it's not dismembered..)

And also don't forget, be able to do what Burton did, and detonate all of the Cruiser's payload at once to simulate 'Cruiser death'.

*wishes she could detonate all of the Cruiser's payload at once into the mouth of a Dreadnought*


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Lukipela on April 28, 2003, 03:10:19 am
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Right now I kinda want to be a Female Weapons Officer for the Earthling Cruiser. You know, have my finger on the trigger to launch nuclear (tactical or not) missiles at my whim.


I think the humans aboard the ship would object to having a Kohr-Ah weapons officer, fenmale or otherwise. Even though I'm sure those tentacles would come in ahndy for launching multiple missiles...

I'm still an Utwig. And one that has inhaled too many of those dman fumes we have in our ships, I'm getting a headache...


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Kohr-Ah_Primat on April 28, 2003, 03:40:46 am
True, I don't imagine even subjugated aliens would be happy to have an Ur-Quan on their ship, whether Kzer-Za or Kohr-Ah.

Luki, sounds like you need to have some of those molecular acid fumes burnt out of the air... *passes by and toggles F.R.I.E.D.*


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: yipyapyup on April 28, 2003, 03:53:01 am
i feel like a spathi, i was bored, but then I "found this cool entertainment product that simulated..." (i forget the quote)  ;D


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Lukipela on May 02, 2003, 09:04:05 pm
And, conforming with Promats wishes, today I feel more like an Umgah, all fun and games, even some fairly dangerous ones! Lets play "Spin the Asteroid!!!! BIG fun!"

HAR HAR HAR


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: captain_kirk on May 04, 2003, 11:26:46 am
i feel like a vux i want to barf hey no thats the flu
"die two eyed slug" i say with one hand over one eye"     do i kill the human now or now or later
"hey i show my kids pics of humans my kid THERE NEVER GOOD ill beat there a^& later hey there is no later because i just got hellborne im dead
captain zelnick says "he will not see his kids again also his pug ug friends on the other star ship will never see there kids"  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D                                                    


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: captain_kirk on May 05, 2003, 11:56:25 pm
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i feel like a vux i want to barf hey no thats the flu
"die two eyed slug" i say with one hand over one eye"     do i kill the human now or now or later
"hey i show my kids pics of humans my kid THERE NEVER GOOD ill beat there a^& later hey there is no later because i just got hellborne im dead
captain zelnick says "he will not see his kids again also his pug ug friends on the other star ship will never see there kids"  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D                                                    

i have two eyes i put my hand over one now i have one eye


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Shiver on May 06, 2003, 01:16:31 am
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i feel like a vux i want to barf hey no thats the flu  "die two eyed slug" i say with one hand over one eye"     do i kill the human now or now or later "hey i show my kids pics of humans my kid THERE NEVER GOOD ill beat there a^& later hey there is no later because i just got hellborne im dead captain zelnick says "he will not see his kids again also his pug ug friends on the other star ship will never see there kids"                                                                              

i have two eyes i put my hand over one now i have one eye

Stay off the drugs, buddy.


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: captain_kirk on May 06, 2003, 10:19:53 am
got to take something
to be gooof ::) ::) ;D


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Death 999 on May 06, 2003, 08:06:22 pm
amateur
;)


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: captain_kirk on May 07, 2003, 09:45:08 am
what was the ultron
a crown you wear on your head
or a septer


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Death 999 on May 08, 2003, 01:56:30 am
It's like a ball, or koosh, except that it doesn't bounce; it goes "CRASH tinkle tinkle".


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Lukipela on May 08, 2003, 04:07:11 am
So don't try to play Ultron basketball. It just don't work man!


Title: Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
Post by: Kohr-Ah_Primat on May 10, 2003, 12:20:22 am
Ultron? It's a bucket. With little things sticking out of it. Like a toilet scrubber. (Aqua Helix) A plunger. (Rosy Sphere) And a bottle of Clorox. (Clear Spindle)