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1  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: Dear Satan on: November 23, 2006, 07:11:57 pm
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I know you are joking, because you're reading comprehension can't possibly be that bad. Mugz stated that it was a parody done in bad taste, whereas I pointed out that it wasn't very funny, it's the kind of parody people make when they think they're edgy. If you'd been paying attention to the thread in general, you'd see that no one actually reads your links (except Deus), and that you aren't fooling anyone, just acting like an immature troll.


That's why when I read back in the threads, people ask if it a parody or not?  I had to link to the terms of service.  This site needs TheUniversalFlood.  In fact, he thinks all of sourceforge needs it. 



"The beast shall rise from heaven to make war with Satan."



http://www.hottest-host.com/theuniversalflood/



To make it A TROLLING ONLY WORLD!
2  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: Dear Satan on: November 23, 2006, 07:00:09 pm
Hmm, but people here seem to be arguing over if Catholics rape boys or not.  But Jewish and Protestant establishments have cases of raping kids too.  So they all rape kids.



http://www.priestsrapeboys.com/
3  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: Dear Satan on: November 23, 2006, 06:46:40 pm
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The Landover Baptist thing is parody taken entirely too far.

It is my experience that when stupid people make parodies, they end up just like that. Not funny, or even interesting.

EDIT:

Also, what the christ?


I know you guys are joking.  You can't be stupid enough NOT to know Landover Baptist is a parody.  I mean I can get someone believing ToolofSatan.org is real the first time, but not Landover Baptist. 


http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/jewsinspace.html

http://youtube.com/watch?v=L-jk3VvjGoE
4  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: Dear Satan on: November 23, 2006, 06:40:16 pm
Er did I start a feud between denominations?
5  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: Dear Satan on: November 23, 2006, 03:43:07 pm
When God smote the Israelites for rebelling against him, he made it clear he hates democracy.  Bush is a pro democracy jew loving little turd.  He is God's enemy.
6  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: Dear Satan on: November 23, 2006, 02:46:35 pm
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UzKe97ybmZ4

Bush is fag pimp president.


"If Bible was written by Greek fags basing it on the values of jew fag Hebrews, does that make it false?"


I don't care if the Epistles were written by Greeks, or if Paul traveled around Cyprus and Greece with fags, the Bible is true.



 Acts 18:1
After this Paul left Athens and went to Corinth.


http://thebricktestament.com/acts/paul_in_athens/ac18_01.html



 Acts 13:4
So these two, sent on their mission by the Holy Spirit, went down to Seleucia and from there set sail for Cyprus.


http://www.thebricktestament.com/acts/bar-jesus/ac13_04.html



The New Testament was not written by bloodthirsty mooslims, but rather fag Greeks and Macedonians.  The New Testament was written originally in filthy Greek, and was later translated into that Filthy Latin.
7  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: Dear Satan on: November 23, 2006, 01:53:35 pm
White Christ is a parody done by The Universal Flood.

http://www.hottest-host.com/theuniversalflood/


8  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: Dear Satan on: November 23, 2006, 01:52:04 pm
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html

Search parody.
9  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: Dear Satan on: November 23, 2006, 11:44:10 am
Catholicism: A menace to your soul.


http://www.hottest-host.com/whitechrist/amishinhell.html


http://www.ooze.com/toolofsatan/index2.html


10  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: Dear Satan on: November 22, 2006, 12:56:17 pm
http://www.hottest-host.com/whitechrist/bornagainfags.html


God, who's son is Jesus, shall make war with Satan.
11  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: Dear Satan on: November 22, 2006, 07:59:58 am
All the niggers, jews, catholics, middle eastern people, Americans, Europeans, and the rest of the nations rise with one voice and say it's a-okay to be gay and a satanist.  God makes war with them.
12  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: Dear Satan on: November 22, 2006, 07:55:18 am
The beast will rise from heaven and make war with Satan.


Psalm 18:7-11 (New International Version)

7 The earth trembled and quaked,
       and the foundations of the mountains shook;
       they trembled because he was angry.

 8 Smoke rose from his nostrils;
       consuming fire came from his mouth,
       burning coals blazed out of it.

 9 He parted the heavens and came down;
       dark clouds were under his feet.

 10 He mounted the cherubim and flew;
       he soared on the wings of the wind.

 11 He made darkness his covering, his canopy around him—
       the dark rain clouds of the sky.
13  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: Dear Satan on: November 22, 2006, 12:27:10 am
http://www.nobeliefs.com/DarkBible/darkbible3.htm#god-slaughters-blacks

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1206/ps3.html


http://www.hottest-host.com/whitechrist/trueevil.html


The niggers are taking it over and the Jews.

14  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: Dear Satan on: November 21, 2006, 04:43:36 pm
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1200/hanukkah.html
15  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: Dear Satan on: November 21, 2006, 04:42:59 pm
Even though he's going to Hell for letting whores in his church, Fred Phelps had a point.  Jews are the real Nazis.  We need to bomb that Jewdistan and plan a Christian flag there.
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