you know, you could always just try ripping off his testis and stuffing them up his ass, so whenever he shits, he shits all over his balls.  or, you could drill holes in his dick, so whenever he pees, he pisses all over his hands!  yes, i like Team America...

lol, I got that one...

It was really funny, the screen goes black...

Then it lights up again, and if u move back the dialog thingy with the arrow keys, it shows the innapropriate (slightly) dialogue, but the person is just sitting there not doing anything...

It was somewhat funny.