Haha. I don't think "kanal" helps to clear up the matter much either...
Here is a very small Swedish - English word list to clear some things up 
Kanal = Channel
Jag känner (Inte röra) = I know (Not touch)
en = one or a
Den,Henne,Han,Det + Heter = It's,Her's, His, that's + Name Is
Säker (eller Säkra) = Safe (or Secure)
Stjärna = Star
Skepp eller Skuta (Båt) = Boat
And some more words
