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1  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / General UQM Discussion / Re: So, Ur-Quan are giant caterpillars, right? (Fan art project idea) on: May 23, 2008, 07:55:25 pm
I didn't say I disliked your picture. It's actually quite nice.
2  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Dogar and Kazon Fund Drive on: May 23, 2008, 07:51:39 pm
I am announcing this year's annual Dogar and Kazon fund drive. It would be great to get some donations so that the Ilwrath can secure a few more divine broadcast channels for the Twins. With continued support, we can even continue your favorite Ilwrath children's shows.

However, due to the dollar's recent drop in value, we have decided to instead use the ancient Roman system of currency, the Denarii, just like last year. Please do not confuse this form of payment with the Dnyarri. The Ilwrath do not want a repeat of last year's notorious disaster.

Payments can be any amount, though high amounts are preferred. If you just send pennies or something similarly worthless, the Ilwrath will eat you. Oh yes, they will.

Other forms of payment:
Sacrificial victims [Hu-mans, Spathi, Pkunk, and maybe Thraddash please, again no Dnyarri. Thanks!]
Cars
Sugar, especially Frosted Flakes

If you make high enough donations you could get an exciting gift.
50 Denarii-- A wonderful coffee mug
75 Denarii-- An umbrella that, when unfolded, looks like an impaled Hu-man
100 Denarii-- An Ilwrath plush toy
125 Denarii-- A CD album of various forms of screaming
150 Denarii-- A build-it-yourself sacrificial altar.
200 Denarii-- A Sacrifice-Me-Elmo
250 Denarii-- 2 Tickets to see Sting live in concert on Alpha Tauri, with VIP passes to his beheading
500 Denarii-- Your very own sensory cluster
750 Denarii-- Extra mandibles for more amused chittering
1000 Denarii-- A broken cloaking device. Your reward is to fix it and send it back to us.

Our representatives are standing by, so make that call to 765-347-KAZON now!
If you prefer to mail it via courier, send those donations to:
Alpha Tauri 1
345 Dogar street, New Old New Kazon City, 75643
Ilwrath-PBS merger building

Thank you for your support!
3  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / General UQM Discussion / Re: So, Ur-Quan are giant caterpillars, right? (Fan art project idea) on: May 23, 2008, 07:15:44 pm
To me Urquan would seem more like dragonflies than butterflies.
They are predators, not pollinators.
4  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / General UQM Discussion / Re: The Zoq-Fot-Pik Stinger is a great ship. on: May 23, 2008, 07:12:59 pm
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Who are you playing against that loses their VUX to your ZFP?
Sorry, I thought it was a player vs. computer thread.
5  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: Humour comic (By me) on: May 23, 2008, 07:11:03 pm
Well, that was really exciting to know.
In the future I suggest waiting to post about it until such things are done. It'll save you some time and effort.
And what in the name of Kazon is "Lode Runner"?
6  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / General UQM Discussion / Re: The Zoq-Fot-Pik Stinger is a great ship. on: May 21, 2008, 04:41:08 pm
The Zoq-Fot-Pik can also be decent against VUX. The VUX ship is uselessly slow, and it's weapon's range is shorter.
However, the VUX can often kill you at the start unless you can maneuver away quickly. Also, if the VUX pillboxes around a planet, you'll have to be very cautious.

Your best bet is to get the VUX away from the planet and ride circles around it while spraying the pellet gun at it. It'll go down without too much trouble if you do it right.
7  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: The Office on: May 20, 2008, 09:37:17 pm
That's the way of it with many t.v. shows.
8  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: Women's Basketball on: May 20, 2008, 09:36:08 pm
I have two favorite sports:
1. Frungy, of course.
2. Hunting. It is most fun when you use a crossbow to hunt Homo sapiens, the stupidest of game.

 
9  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: Starcraft on: May 20, 2008, 02:32:46 pm
boo
10  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: Starcraft on: May 19, 2008, 07:43:53 pm
Starcraft sucks. It's ugly, stupid, annoying, and the sides aren't really balanced very well.
And I really, really hate those little boxes with the stupid talking faces on the control panel.
11  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / General UQM Discussion / Re: Star Control: The Trading Card Game (art, kinda) on: May 14, 2008, 10:41:51 pm
Don't forget about mp3 players to boost mycon crew effectiveness...
*pulls old crappy picture out of wherever it was hiding*


12  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Someone please stop me.... on: May 09, 2008, 09:35:03 pm
I just couldn't resist. I have an addiction.....
13  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Re: Proactiv on: May 01, 2008, 04:00:54 pm
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...I don't get it...are the pictures from Dune the movie?
Yeah...and the little Harkonnen emblem comes from the game Emperor. Of course, the emblem didn't have Proactiv bottles originally. 
You can tell I was very bored at the time of this thing's creation....
14  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / Starbase Café / Proactiv on: April 30, 2008, 08:27:54 pm
The latest in skin care advertising.



Har. Har.
15  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release / General UQM Discussion / Re: NEWS: Toys for Bob go for a new Star Control and need your help (READ!) on: April 29, 2008, 04:26:22 pm
Actual photographs or just goofy pictures representing people in those places?
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