I didn't say I disliked your picture. It's actually quite nice.

I am announcing this year's annual Dogar and Kazon fund drive. It would be great to get some donations so that the Ilwrath can secure a few more divine broadcast channels for the Twins. With continued support, we can even continue your favorite Ilwrath children's shows.

However, due to the dollar's recent drop in value, we have decided to instead use the ancient Roman system of currency, the Denarii, just like last year. Please do not confuse this form of payment with the Dnyarri. The Ilwrath do not want a repeat of last year's notorious disaster.

Payments can be any amount, though high amounts are preferred. If you just send pennies or something similarly worthless, the Ilwrath will eat you. Oh yes, they will.

Other forms of payment:
Sacrificial victims [Hu-mans, Spathi, Pkunk, and maybe Thraddash please, again no Dnyarri. Thanks!]
Cars
Sugar, especially Frosted Flakes

If you make high enough donations you could get an exciting gift.
50 Denarii-- A wonderful coffee mug
75 Denarii-- An umbrella that, when unfolded, looks like an impaled Hu-man
100 Denarii-- An Ilwrath plush toy
125 Denarii-- A CD album of various forms of screaming
150 Denarii-- A build-it-yourself sacrificial altar.
200 Denarii-- A Sacrifice-Me-Elmo
250 Denarii-- 2 Tickets to see Sting live in concert on Alpha Tauri, with VIP passes to his beheading
500 Denarii-- Your very own sensory cluster
750 Denarii-- Extra mandibles for more amused chittering
1000 Denarii-- A broken cloaking device. Your reward is to fix it and send it back to us.

Our representatives are standing by, so make that call to 765-347-KAZON now!
If you prefer to mail it via courier, send those donations to:
Alpha Tauri 1
345 Dogar street, New Old New Kazon City, 75643
Ilwrath-PBS merger building

Thank you for your support!

To me Urquan would seem more like dragonflies than butterflies.
They are predators, not pollinators.

Who are you playing against that loses their VUX to your ZFP?

Sorry, I thought it was a player vs. computer thread.

Well, that was really exciting to know.
In the future I suggest waiting to post about it until such things are done. It'll save you some time and effort.
And what in the name of Kazon is "Lode Runner"?

The Zoq-Fot-Pik can also be decent against VUX. The VUX ship is uselessly slow, and it's weapon's range is shorter.
However, the VUX can often kill you at the start unless you can maneuver away quickly. Also, if the VUX pillboxes around a planet, you'll have to be very cautious.

Your best bet is to get the VUX away from the planet and ride circles around it while spraying the pellet gun at it. It'll go down without too much trouble if you do it right.

That's the way of it with many t.v. shows.

I have two favorite sports:
1. Frungy, of course.
2. Hunting. It is most fun when you use a crossbow to hunt Homo sapiens, the stupidest of game.

 

boo

Starcraft sucks. It's ugly, stupid, annoying, and the sides aren't really balanced very well.
And I really, really hate those little boxes with the stupid talking faces on the control panel.

Don't forget about mp3 players to boost mycon crew effectiveness...
*pulls old crappy picture out of wherever it was hiding*

I just couldn't resist. I have an addiction.....

...I don't get it...are the pictures from Dune the movie?

Yeah...and the little Harkonnen emblem comes from the game Emperor. Of course, the emblem didn't have Proactiv bottles originally. 
You can tell I was very bored at the time of this thing's creation....

The latest in skin care advertising.



Har. Har.

Actual photographs or just goofy pictures representing people in those places?