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How I get a better position?
« on: July 24, 2003, 05:08:28 pm »

How i get a better position? Huh Angry
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Re: How I get a better position?
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2003, 10:52:10 pm »

Though after 100 posts, it becomes a lot more incremental. 500 to obtain the highest position, and only Lukipela and Death999 have managed that as of yet. (Though yes, I am pretty close.)
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Re: How I get a better position?
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2003, 12:16:09 am »

Don't worry, I already consider you pretty thoroughly enlightened -- there will be no additional tests to pass Wink
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Re: How I get a better position?
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2003, 02:58:14 am »

Well, as the senior enlightened, I'm afraid there will be additional tests to pass. Hand to eye coordination, muscular flexibility, adaptiblity to new situations, proper usage of the preposition "the" in a sentence, all sorts of things.

Also, you will be required to make a lot of smileys in your 500th post, dedicate it to me, and say something nice about the other enlightened. Wink

However, if you are referring to a better position in the game young man, then I'd recommend ardent work, keeping your back straight and not letting those alien scum boss you around too much.
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Re: How I get a better position?
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2003, 03:16:33 am »

Sure lukipela .Wink

Remind me when the internet super melee comes out...
Then ill show you with a yehat, mycon, pkunk and thradassh only who is better.... Cool Cool Cool
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Re: How I get a better position?
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2003, 07:07:05 am »

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I feel you should never overestamate the use of pillows. That always helps me, no matter what position.
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Re: How I get a better position?
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2003, 04:28:03 pm »

Doh. I forgot about pillows. Combinwe them with a lawn chair in the sun and you've got the ultimate position.

And Deep_Jiffa, unless I am mistaken (and I may well be as I never checked it out), Timewarp already lets you play melee over internet. Check it out.
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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2003, 05:34:20 pm »

Time warp sucks.
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Re: How I get a better position?
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2003, 06:34:49 pm »

In that case me young chickadee, it would appear that netowrk/internet melee is beyond your grasp. It is doubtful it'll be added to this project, even after the 1.0 release, and even if it is, that's still a bit off.
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Re: How I get a better position?
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2003, 09:07:28 pm »

Ahhhh, K-P...  you and I had a pretty good sparring match of posts before I decided to up and leave!  Look at you now, you're all grown up.  Cry  I promised myself I wouldn't cry...  Cry

*Ahem*  Lukipela, I think guesst was talking about a different type of position.  Like the kind of position Talana uses on the captain.  Don't underestimate the tactical advantage of having a pillow.  It can mean all the difference...
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Re: How I get a better position?
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2003, 12:42:42 am »

You are all so funny with your pillow shit.. Tongue

But someone already answered me!!!! You can stop the pillow &@#@!$#@ now or i will be pissed off Angry And you don't want to see jiffa-wup pissed off...
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Re: How I get a better position?
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2003, 03:27:41 am »

Calm down. We are just having fun, not having fun at your expense.
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Re: How I get a better position?
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2003, 04:55:58 pm »

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*Ahem*  Lukipela, I think guesst was talking about a different type of position.  Like the kind of position Talana uses on the captain.  Don't underestimate the tactical advantage of having a pillow.  It can mean all the difference...


Really? Hmm, I need to go do some ... in-depth research on that one. But the knife is still optional, right?

Deep_Jiffa, this is what happens to almost any topic here once the original questions been answered. It's a way for us to bond, learn to know eachother, and feel more like a big happy family. It teaches us respect for our fellow forumgoers, and makes the world a little bit brighter and happier. And we all want the world to be brighter and happier, don't we?
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Re: How I get a better position?
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2003, 02:12:55 am »

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*Ahem*  Lukipela, I think guesst was talking about a different type of position.  Like the kind of position Talana uses on the captain.  Don't underestimate the tactical advantage of having a pillow.  It can mean all the difference...


Well, no that's not necessarily the type of position I was talking about. Although that particular interpertation was in the back of my mind when I wrote it. And yes, pillows can sometimes be manditory to a sucksussful... nevermind.

Sorry. I guess I just can't drop the pillow thing. Now, I might throw a few...
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Re: How I get a better position?
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2003, 09:23:38 pm »

Pillow fight?

... umm... I just had the bizarre image of a Kohr-Ah pillow fight. This is scary. OK, for the duration of this pillow fight I'm my OOC self (human).
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