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NECRO-99
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Re: Portals
« Reply #75 on: September 15, 2003, 06:41:48 pm » |
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Actually, I traded some to the Thraddash, too. Damn, those guys can hold their liquor...anyway, you should be VERY wary of a drunken Torch pilot, or at least slightly amused. The concept of a straight line isn't too hard-coded into the Thraddash anyway, but sheesh... Once the Ilwrath came, I set one (just one barrel, dont court martial me Luki :-/) in space for the invisible Avengers to pick up. They did, and about 20 minutes later I was hailed, asking for more, so I delivered. The Ilwrath _cannot_ take too much liquor, and were worshipping a new deity that was just recently added to their caste. Name of "Pourcyllinn Bhoull", and they were worshipping it very devoutly. Anyway, when the Ilwrath came out of their drunken stupor, they were very angry. They attacked me, but when they tried to activate their Hellblast, it wound up being more like the Glory Device. Needless to say, many were injured onboard my ship, but it was amusing as hell nonetheless.
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I love being a clone. Everything I do bad gets blamed on the real me!
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Krulle
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*Hurghi*! Krulle is *spitting* again!
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Re: Portals
« Reply #76 on: September 15, 2003, 07:10:16 pm » |
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Right now i found a new use for the Whisky the Keel-Verezy used to poison half my crew: Just empty your cargobays with that dammit stuff over the planet the vux-beasts lives. Man, I've never seen a complete planet destroyed by one single animal. And it survives! When i picked it up from space, it was asleep. Luckily it was not on board the vindicator when it awoke.... That thing did not seem to have a hangover, but simply farted an alcohol-flame that burnt down Vux-Cmdr. Zex's place. Alas it did destroy the Shofixti-Maidens as well..... 
And the drunken Utwig just added a time-trigger to the bomb before they gave it to me for more beer. Luckily i sold the bomb to the Druuge before it got off. But right now I#m limping through space, all crew killed, my fleet destroyed and all modules except one thruster and one blaster got destroyed because i've not been far away enough...
I'll reach the KV in app. 2 months for more beer for my lonely trip home. Luckily the Utwig gave me their mask of lonlyness when they put on their masks of drunken comedians.
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Death 999
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Re: Portals
« Reply #78 on: September 25, 2003, 10:38:45 pm » |
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Are you guys really sure you didn't just have a lander pick up the 7 kilotons of Lysergic acid diethylamide? It's between two deposits of cyano-acetylene on the hydrocarbon world in Beta Raynet...
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Re: Portals
« Reply #79 on: September 25, 2003, 11:20:59 pm » |
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Petha Rainnet? Wheresszatzuposssedd to be *hick*?? Who are you anyway?
Ah, I'm ssssssoooooo loonlie. Whishsshshsh to come over me to join me *hick*, to join me in my self-dessspair on way home?
Can you bring me home *hick*?
Heress the key. I'll go to toilet *hick*, if i rememebrd where it wasss?
*Door slides open - Door slides closed*
*BARF* Ugh! anyone here to clean thes mess?
*Bump!*
*Snurk, ZzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZ*
AAAYYYEEE!!! Dammit, that mask is still on. Yuck!
And the shower's broken since that bommie went up!
Dammit. Although i do not want to see my mirrorimage now...
Hey, noone here? I thought i gave the key to someone....
Autopilot is still on. Good. To Earth. Very good.
Still beer? Okay. *DRINK*
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Asrial
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Re: Portals
« Reply #81 on: August 15, 2007, 08:30:47 pm » |
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You're 4 years too late 
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