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Re: Your favourite quotes
« Reply #30 on: August 31, 2003, 05:28:11 am »

Nevertheless I think it's easier for a Broodhome to take down an Utwig than an Avatar.
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Re: Your favourite quotes
« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2003, 06:01:32 am »

You mean less hard... The chenjesu ship never beat me when I used the jugger. I don't know how a human player will do against a jugger since I have never played against a good player.
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Re: Your favourite quotes
« Reply #32 on: August 31, 2003, 04:35:16 pm »

These Utwig quotes (copied from the PoNaF) are hilarious:

"Just because you busted your Ultra-thingy, don't be a bunch of cry-babies!"
Gah! Now you've really done it!
Your blatant transgressions have me hopping mad!
Hop hop hop! Okay, that's it! Put up your dukes! Nobody makes fun of the Ultron!

"This Bomb is pretty dangerous and you guys are crazy. I'm getting out of here!"
Ha ha, don't worry. Hey! I laughed! How could I do that?
Now I sink into a depression that leaves me speechless.
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Re: Your favourite quotes
« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2003, 02:21:32 pm »

Actually i have to revise my previous post and have to say that the best quotes in the game can only be heard:

"Moron!", "Dodo!", "Stupid!", ...
I do not remember the other ones right now (at the time being i have no time to play and no soundcard Cry )

At least they are the most surprising ones. Especially when you introduce someone to the game and he hears your pilot. Wink

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Re: Your favourite quotes
« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2003, 04:10:44 pm »

Right Koowluh, i missed those! Thanks!

Another one:
<Quote>Look at that furred muzzle, those shining black eyes, the sweet claws!
Our children have returned from oblivion!!
But now we are faced with the cruellest truth!...
...We who have sacrificed our honor! We who have lain with our enemy!
WE ARE NOT WORTHY! WE ARE NOTHING!...We are less than nothing.
But wait! We are not Spathi.</Quote>Smiley
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Re: Your favourite quotes
« Reply #35 on: September 02, 2003, 08:21:14 pm »

Probe :
"Priority override. New behaviour dictated. Must break target into component materials."
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Re: Your favourite quotes
« Reply #36 on: September 03, 2003, 10:32:43 am »

We're the Ethics Police. Justify that costume... Immediately!

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Ah! My new child is now on board. Such a big one, isn't he!?... and so frisky!


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Sub-commander? Why has my main console become inoperative?
The transmit mode is locked!
What do you mean the central system computer is damaged? How!?...
...the Beast!?... Escaped!!
No, Sub-Commander, this is impossible. It couldn't escape from our strongest containment system...
IT'S WHAT?!!
Decks five and six?! Eleven Crewmen!!
Sound the alarms, you fool! Where is it now?! Engineering, report!... Engineering?!
Sub-Commander, seal Bulkhe-- Sub-Commander... are you listening to me? What are you staring at?
PAY ATTENTION, Sub-Commander! Give me a report on its posit-- WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT!...
behind me?
WH- Wh- what- wh- AIEEEEEE!!!


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Re: Your favourite quotes
« Reply #37 on: September 04, 2003, 10:14:06 pm »

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Greetings from VUX!...the last word in life form destruction. To gain an intimate knowledge of our engines of war, simply place your hands over your eyes and count to three.

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Salutations, and may your sense of self-preservation always be so dim. As our Intruders surround your vessel, you may care to raise both hands into the air above you and practice the ancient chant of the prancing oowee master, ZEN DUX, which begins...
`AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!'

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Welcome to the end of your life, courtesy of VUX technology. Our infinite supply of Intruder vessels is even now locking their vaporizers onto your position and we shall end your painful, grotesque existence for you as soon as possible.
In the meantime, here is a little music...

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Welcome back to total annihilation, where, as they say once is silatious, twice is phlagrant melons but the third time is when it really hurts. Please stay seated until your vessel starts smoking then feel free to dash your head painfully against the floor.

For being so ugly, they can be funny.
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Re: Your favourite quotes
« Reply #38 on: September 05, 2003, 04:27:55 pm »

Yeah, the Vux are quite humorous about your death.

Actually, i am embarassed. I have to admit that i thought i could pick a favourite quote. But to my shame i must say, that my favourite quotes are found everywhere. Acutally, the complete game text files are my favourite quotes. I am ashamed. i should have admitted this earlier. These scripts were excelently written. There is only one hollywoodscene better that this game (Harry and Sally, the scene where Meg Ryan, hmm, how young is the youngest reader here?).

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Evil Dogar, Cruel Kazon! How Can We Be So Fortunate To Hear From You Again?
We Pray Thee Gods, Forgive Us For Not Yet Beginning The Slaying Of The Thraddash.
Quickly Now, I Must Rend Three Limbs From My Thorax As A Sign Of My Supplication.
AIEE!
AIEE!
AIEE!
It Is Done! Dogar And Kazon See My Fluids And Must Smile. I Am Happy!
We Make All Haste, But Are Limited By The Speed Of Our Avenger Starcraft.
We Know Our Pitiful Excuses Are Worthless...
We Must Show Our Shame With The Removal Of Yet More Limbs.
AIEE
AIEE
AIEE
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Re: Your favourite quotes
« Reply #39 on: September 07, 2003, 02:31:01 am »

Hee hee... Grin
This is why some evil people are posting more than once.

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I must warn you about some very bad people.
`Is this worth so many credits?' you ask yourself.
I assure you, it is!
The creatures are called the `Druuge' and they are a callous and evil race.
They care for nothing but profit and personal gain through unfair mercantile exchanges..
why are you looking at me like that, Captain? It is not appropriate.
As I was saying, these wicked creatures will try to sell you commodities at unreasonably low prices.
Hoy! -- they almost give away fuel!
Do not fall for their tricks! There are hidden costs -- secret tariffs!
So that you may avoid them, I will tell you that their main trade world is Zeta Persei I.
Why are you smiling, Captain?

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Re: Your favourite quotes
« Reply #40 on: September 11, 2003, 06:01:25 am »

I think the talking pet has the best quotes

Ok, human, this is it! The last battle, your final moment of triumph!
Don't screw up.
And in case you're wondering, I'm not going with you, Captain. I'm staying on board.
Why, you ask?
BECAUSE I'M LOCKED IN HERE -- THAT'S WHY!
HELP!!!



What now, Dnyarri?
Oh gosh, gee! I don't know. Let's just sit here and talk a while
AND IGNORE THOSE THOUSAND DREADNOUGHTS THAT ARE GOING TO CREAM US IN A FEW SECONDS!
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Re: Your favourite quotes
« Reply #41 on: September 11, 2003, 10:39:55 am »

My favorite quote is tucked away safely within my signature

"You will die soon, perform whatever rituals are required for your species"

I don't know, but I just love that quote.

Most of my others have already been quoted several times over, and for this you shall all pay.

You will die soon, perform whatever rituals are required for your fluid sacked species!!!!
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Re: Your favourite quotes
« Reply #42 on: September 12, 2003, 12:39:18 am »

I guess one of mine is my signature too. Hmm..any Kohr-Ah ones I like...
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Is there anything we can do to make you stop the killing?

If you eliminate all non-Ur-Quan sentient races, including yourselves
then we will stop.
We have made this offer before. No one accepts.
So we cleanse.
Surrender or die.

Our counter to your statement is simpler
just `die'.

Pretty damn straightforward.

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You have attacked us before, and we survived! You cannot defeat us. Submit!

We did. You did. Yes we can. No.

Only thing I could think when I heard this was, "Man, that was quick."

And of course, the BEST Kohr-Ah quote:

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`Kill the interloper! Rip out its life!'


A timeless classic, If I do say so myself.
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Re: Your favourite quotes
« Reply #43 on: September 12, 2003, 01:08:59 am »

Har! Har! Har! Freedom very good thing!
It so much easier to make good jokes without boring old Ur-Quan slave laws!
We wanting to pull a real good one on those stupid nosers from Draconis for long time
but since they battle thralls too, we not allowed do even small pranks on them
like, say... dropping planetoid in their ocean.
Big waves! Big waves! Har! Har! Har!

I just love their approach to humor.
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Re: Your favourite quotes
« Reply #44 on: September 12, 2003, 01:42:48 am »

"Innocuous destructiveness" could best describe their humor, although its a bit of an oxymoron...still amusing as hell. Nothing like tons of self-expanding, foul-smelling foam to clog up Spathi life support systems.
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