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Re: Spacebar
« Reply #30 on: September 23, 2003, 09:47:52 pm »

Me is just drinking my Supox-Ale.


What are you staring at?


Yes that big one outside is mine.

Huh?

No! It is not for sale!

No, not even for a 100 traders.

No, no, Thraddie, not even you may have it.

No, you cannot rent my vindicator, even if you'd feel safer in it.

No, slime-nose! The entire crimson corporation couldn't give me what I'd need to replace my vindicator.

No, not even a thousand slaves.


Sorry guys, you may have my beer, but i gotta go. Hayes told me something about a distress call from Rigel.
And Vindie has never been, is not and will never be for sale!



Hey sweetie, need a ride?

Okay, let's go then...

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« Reply #31 on: September 23, 2003, 11:29:30 pm »

Thatsch wasch a lovely pint of ale (burp!)..
Now I'm juscht gonna take me ship, thatsch the biiig one yaknow, causche I really gotta go.. gotta go.. whatsch that Isch gotta go do again? Oh yeah. Yesh. I've gotta schave all thosche schmall peschky mussshhroocchs.. from the big black basctards! Naschty buggers, all schpooky and "Prepare to be anngilatched" all the time.

Now, where are thosche keysch? I knows I had them juscht a min.. min.. minute ago! Oy! Thatsch my ship leaving! My big buutiful schip isch being schtolen!!! Pooliiisch! Pooliisch! Schtop the bloody schipp fievesch! Schtop em!!

Goddammit, I schuppose I'll juscht have to walk.
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« Reply #32 on: September 24, 2003, 02:00:54 am »

isnt their a law about flying spaceships under the influence of alcholhol.
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« Reply #33 on: September 24, 2003, 02:20:09 am »

Which is why I have a trusty copilot. Fwiffo! I can always rely on Fwiffo to bering my ship through without a single dent on it, not even a smidgeon of a scratch.

.. of course, that is because he usually only drives to the nearest planet and hides behind it...
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« Reply #34 on: September 24, 2003, 02:51:25 am »

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isnt their a law about flying spaceships under the influence of alcholhol.

Not really; driving a car under the influence is bad because you have a limited range of movement (1D, sometimes 2D, not 3D), and others use the same path that you will use, resulting in greater accidents.  In space, it's hard to hit something unless you're aiming for it.

This is why Keel-Verezy Stout is so well prized; you can drink it while flying.
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« Reply #35 on: September 24, 2003, 02:53:23 am »

Well, I've seen drunk drivers move in 3D as well. Usually not voluntarily though. Wink
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« Reply #36 on: September 24, 2003, 04:05:11 pm »

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isnt their a law about flying spaceships under the influence of alcholhol.

Well, to quote someone:
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Ulp! Well... you're the one with the big starship.
So be it -
Shocked

Well, he wrote it on my screen around that time...

Edit: date is set to 03/15/93 at 18:45:11, somehow he the board does set a new timestamp to that quote of Cmdr. Hayes. Sad
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