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Re: Guess this goes here... *click*
« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2003, 10:12:09 am »

Tear the pillow and use "The Ultimate Fan" + Super glow to turn culture 20 to chicken! Then I yell : "All on bigfoot!", and ofcourse like a good spathi, he ducks for cover. muahahahahha
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« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2003, 10:06:33 pm »

Ah, once more the War of the Pillows has begun.

Lukipela dons a pillow in each hand, and steps out into the chatroom. With lighning quick reflelexes, and showing no mercy, he takes aim, and throws. With únnerring accuracy, the first pillow hits Death_999 right between the eyes The force of impact is great enough to knock him backwards through the wall, into the unknown cyberspace outside of the forum.

With a mighty jump, Lukipela somersaults over Deep_Jiffa, casually lashing out with his second pillow as he passes. The impact between pillow and Deep_Jiffas chest punches the air right out of his lungs, and he sags to the floor clutching his chest.

Landing right between Chrispy and Bigfoot, Lukipela then proceeds wtih a combination pillowslash move, taught to him many years ago by the aceint figthing monks of the Pillowstanian Order. Both of them go down, but not before Chrispy manages to tear part of Lukipelas pillow off.

Brandishing the now torn pillow, Lukipela advances towards Culture_20. With a quick flick of his wrist, he sends his battle torn pillow flying, straight into Culture_20's solar plexus.

And just like that, the pillow battle is over and only one remains.


This is what you get for browsing the Sinfest forums when you're bored, thank you for your patience Wink
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« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2003, 12:55:01 am »

Looks like we need a "pillow fights" board.
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« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2003, 05:34:23 am »

::crawls back into the forum:: your enlightened pillow-fu has grown strong in your absence, Lukipela. But now I am prepared... your speed is as a river -- the narrower your focus, the faster you go.
::widens the pillow fight to span 30 parsecs::
now meet my pillow-kens and special F.L.U.F.F.E.D attack!
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« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2003, 07:22:40 am »

releases double pillow sind winders, while he charges up new ones, and wonders what hell have left to sleep on
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Yay! Pillow fights!
« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2003, 03:24:12 pm »

A new fighter enters the pillow-fight arena.
Small, shortsighted he picks up the tv-remote lying on the pillow and throws it against the wall, picks up the pillow,

ARGH, he got hit by Lukipela fast pillow and hurls back aginst the wall, and misteriously reappears on the other roomside flying towards Lukipela. He prepares his pillow and takes a great swing at Lukipela who is still facing the wrong direction and....


Death_999's pillow misses Lukipela and destroys the passing Krulle.

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« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2003, 08:46:50 pm »

Seeing the folly in trying to do combat with a Kohr-Ah, Lukipela quickly changes tactics.

*Waves to someone off-screen

Right boys, just back her up!

*A huge truck bearing the sign "Lukipela's pillow fight emporium" backs into the room.

Okay folks, get yer pillows here! i got small ones, big ones, medium ones! I got blue ones, white ones, and red ones! Step right up and have a look for yourself! Every find is a real steal! Satisfaction guraranteed with every pillow!  Any takers?
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Yay! Pillowfigths! resurrection!
« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2003, 08:52:59 pm »

HALLELUJA!

Krulle mysteriously reassembles just behind Death_999 and makes a hit. But before Death_999 can turn around to make a return, Krulle reloads "Moron, Baby, Stupid" and makes for another run when the still from wall to wall flying tv-remote hits Krulle and smashes him against the high-voltage parts of the tv-inrepair (no cover) and he crashes into nothingness again...
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« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2003, 01:50:44 am »

*grabs the bean-bag gun* They're just mini-pillows...mwahahahaha...
*guns at random at the crowd* Lets hear it for Androsynth technology! Whoo-Hoo!
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« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2003, 03:10:36 am »

Fortunately, Culture20's natural body armor deflected Luki's pillow aimed at his chest...

*Culture20 starts putting fruitcakes, poetry books, and penguins into a pillowcase.

Your puny, inadequate weaponry is no match for the Thraddash Mark 6 Blaster
with its 4 Megawatt energy discharge.
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« Reply #25 on: October 07, 2003, 03:58:53 am »

Chrispy yells kayeii! and explodes in a bunch of feathers. culture20, and luki are both destroyed.
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« Reply #26 on: October 07, 2003, 08:22:56 am »

*runs away while chucking pillows backwards*
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« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2003, 11:33:07 am »

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Fortunately, Culture20's natural body armor deflected Luki's pillow aimed at his chest...

*Culture20 starts putting fruitcakes, poetry books, and penguins into a pillowcase.

Your puny, inadequate weaponry is no match for the Thraddash Mark 6 Blaster
with its 4 Megawatt energy discharge.


Then afterwards he washes the water in his toilet.
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Yay! Pillowfigths!
« Reply #28 on: October 07, 2003, 07:25:09 pm »

HALLELUJA!

Krulle mysteriously reassembles just in front of Bigfoot256 who is so shocked by Krulles sudden appearance that he pulls the trigger of his ForwardAppliedRapidThrown (R) Pillowgun that Krulle once again fades into nothingness of minds.
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« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2003, 09:36:01 pm »

Necro drags in a gargantuan pillow, nothing like anyone has ever seen. It's pure black, and slightly cylindrical in shape, with a repeating red marking running all around the edges of the pillowcase. He grins maniacally, and begins pressing buttons on it. The pillow starts to glow...


--End of turn--
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