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Lukipela
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Ah, once more the War of the Pillows has begun.
Lukipela dons a pillow in each hand, and steps out into the chatroom. With lighning quick reflelexes, and showing no mercy, he takes aim, and throws. With únnerring accuracy, the first pillow hits Death_999 right between the eyes The force of impact is great enough to knock him backwards through the wall, into the unknown cyberspace outside of the forum.
With a mighty jump, Lukipela somersaults over Deep_Jiffa, casually lashing out with his second pillow as he passes. The impact between pillow and Deep_Jiffas chest punches the air right out of his lungs, and he sags to the floor clutching his chest.
Landing right between Chrispy and Bigfoot, Lukipela then proceeds wtih a combination pillowslash move, taught to him many years ago by the aceint figthing monks of the Pillowstanian Order. Both of them go down, but not before Chrispy manages to tear part of Lukipelas pillow off.
Brandishing the now torn pillow, Lukipela advances towards Culture_20. With a quick flick of his wrist, he sends his battle torn pillow flying, straight into Culture_20's solar plexus.
And just like that, the pillow battle is over and only one remains.
This is what you get for browsing the Sinfest forums when you're bored, thank you for your patience
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« Last Edit: October 05, 2003, 10:07:06 pm by Lukipela »
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What's up doc?
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Death 999
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We did. You did. Yes we can. No.
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::crawls back into the forum:: your enlightened pillow-fu has grown strong in your absence, Lukipela. But now I am prepared... your speed is as a river -- the narrower your focus, the faster you go. ::widens the pillow fight to span 30 parsecs:: now meet my pillow-kens and special F.L.U.F.F.E.D attack!
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Chrispy
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releases double pillow sind winders, while he charges up new ones, and wonders what hell have left to sleep on
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Krulle
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*Hurghi*! Krulle is *spitting* again!
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A new fighter enters the pillow-fight arena. Small, shortsighted he picks up the tv-remote lying on the pillow and throws it against the wall, picks up the pillow,
ARGH, he got hit by Lukipela fast pillow and hurls back aginst the wall, and misteriously reappears on the other roomside flying towards Lukipela. He prepares his pillow and takes a great swing at Lukipela who is still facing the wrong direction and....
Death_999's pillow misses Lukipela and destroys the passing Krulle.
- End of turn -
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Krulle
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*Hurghi*! Krulle is *spitting* again!
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HALLELUJA!
Krulle mysteriously reassembles just behind Death_999 and makes a hit. But before Death_999 can turn around to make a return, Krulle reloads "Moron, Baby, Stupid" and makes for another run when the still from wall to wall flying tv-remote hits Krulle and smashes him against the high-voltage parts of the tv-inrepair (no cover) and he crashes into nothingness again...
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Culture20
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Fortunately, Culture20's natural body armor deflected Luki's pillow aimed at his chest...
*Culture20 starts putting fruitcakes, poetry books, and penguins into a pillowcase.
Your puny, inadequate weaponry is no match for the Thraddash Mark 6 Blaster with its 4 Megawatt energy discharge.
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« Last Edit: October 07, 2003, 03:11:47 am by Culture20 »
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Chrispy
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Chrispy yells kayeii! and explodes in a bunch of feathers. culture20, and luki are both destroyed.
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Krulle
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*Hurghi*! Krulle is *spitting* again!
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HALLELUJA!
Krulle mysteriously reassembles just in front of Bigfoot256 who is so shocked by Krulles sudden appearance that he pulls the trigger of his ForwardAppliedRapidThrown (R) Pillowgun that Krulle once again fades into nothingness of minds.
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« Last Edit: October 07, 2003, 07:29:12 pm by Krulle »
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