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Re: Guess this goes here... *click*
« Reply #30 on: October 10, 2003, 08:08:36 am »

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

man...i suppose i should stop by more often! yeah i think i'll fit in here Smiley

to answer a few week old inquiry twords the beggining (heh sorry, been all kinds of busy) Im just a new person to the board, ive played SC for a long while but im hardly 'the master'.

i think im involved with too many communities for my own good, but i like this one better than a few i frequent already Smiley hehe, thanks for the acceptance..partial long delay was due to the expectence of massive flamage and other newguy sensitive hazings...but there are none here!? at long last a group of people that doesnt! muahaha! im so happy Cheesy!

*pulls out flannel body pillow* *whips it around*

WAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaah!?

EDIT: spelling issues..was just too excited when i typed this post up Smiley
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Yay! Pillowfights!
« Reply #31 on: October 10, 2003, 01:34:21 pm »

HALLELUJA!
*suddenly Krulle reassembles 2 steps away from Seanikins*


Welcome Seanikins!
*offering rigth hand while nearing Seanikins*
*slamming Seanikins with a pillow in the left hand hidden behind Krulles back just before Seanikins accepts the welcome greeting* Wink
Now let's duck before Necro-99s' pillow automates!
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« Reply #32 on: October 10, 2003, 01:50:10 pm »

HALLELUJA!

Hmm, Lucky thing I bought Pkunk Insurance before entering the fray, Chrispys destruction has proved pointless. So.. new guy eh? Welcome! Do You want to buy a pillow? Special Prize only for you! I'll even throw in a 2 day warranty!

*Looks at the rest of the pillow fighting crew.

BTW, I sold the Padawan his weapon, and I think the guarantee on that is about to run out right about ... NOW!

*Necro_99s gun explodes in his hands, catapulting him backwards in a cloud of feathers.
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Yay! Pillowfigths!
« Reply #33 on: October 10, 2003, 03:12:08 pm »

*Krulle starts running around and taping big pillows on random bodyparts to all other figthers, making it difficult for them to move as fast as they need to make a hit on others, partly even on their eyes, making it impossible for them to see the others.*
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« Reply #34 on: October 10, 2003, 07:52:58 pm »

Muahahahahahaha!
*begins to hurl himself at others in an attempt to strike with his newfound fluffy armor*
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« Reply #35 on: October 10, 2003, 09:21:18 pm »

Death 999 begins spreading pillowkens around the battlefield, with a cluster near him for defense...

WHAM... Hallelujah!

... lousy Pkunk won't stay fluffed...
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« Reply #36 on: October 11, 2003, 12:17:33 am »

Necro gets up from the unpleasant detonation of his gun with a look of vengance. In a cloud of feathers, he crawls back to his Planetary-Engineering-Pillow,  presses the giant red button, chuckles a bit, then collapses. The outer casing of the pillow begins to open, and a hellish red/white glow begins to emit from the cracks...


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« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2003, 09:29:47 pm »

Silly Necro-99, planetary terraforming pillows are for Precursors! :swats necro away from Bomb, reactivates safeties:
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« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2003, 10:07:20 pm »

You are all fool!!! *Deep Jiffa takes out a huge device from his sleeves... everyone wonders how it got in there without noticing it... But that is not your worst problem. Deep Jiffa uses the new F.R.I.E.D (Feathers RIngs of Eternal Doctiral). Oh the pain....... *
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« Reply #39 on: October 12, 2003, 04:41:44 am »

Culture20 tosses his fruitcake-filled pillowcase at Deep_Jiffa's F.R.I.E.D, saving everyone in the room from being tickled to death.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Wish you were dead,
here's a Pillow for You!

We have finally gotten the hang of this Rhyming.
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« Reply #40 on: October 12, 2003, 05:46:21 am »

Damn culture20! I was so close... But what shall I do now? I know! * Deep Jiffa Picks up a pillow with steel feather and hit culture20 toilet sit! "ahahahah, now no one will stop me from my next F.R.I.E.D" while saying it, a pillow flys across the room right into deep jiffa's tectecles "ooooooooo, that wasn't legal...."* Deep Jiffa faints. *End of 4 turns*
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« Reply #41 on: October 12, 2003, 11:58:05 pm »

suddenly 82 stormtrooper minions of the now deseased Chrispy come for revenge!
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« Reply #42 on: October 13, 2003, 01:14:55 am »

Foutuntly, Deep Jiffa has a aura that eliminates stormtroopers within 80 miles around him! Poor chrispy...
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« Reply #43 on: October 13, 2003, 04:53:28 am »

this aura also destroys deep-jiffas supply of pillows. What wil he do?
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« Reply #44 on: October 13, 2003, 04:59:19 am »

Tell chrispy stop cheating Cheesy A. getting help by stormtrooper?(whatever it means) B. If the aura destroys my pillows, how I used my pillows until now, or anyone else?

But lets get going with that line.

*deep jiffa still waits for his tectecels to *restore power* so he could get up on his feets Tongue
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