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Yay! Pillowfights!
« Reply #45 on: October 13, 2003, 07:23:24 pm »

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suddenly 82 stormtrooper minions of the now deseased Chrispy come for revenge!
Where did you get that kind of Precursor Artifact??
*Tapes a bunch of gigantic pillows on Chrispy while Chrispy answers, thus making Chrispy immobile and an easy target for others while Krulle tries to make swift whip to gain speed*

*disengages from close combat while throwing glued pillows at the others, thus trying to immobilize them*

Now i only need to find a way to hit them strong enough to get through the limpeted armor....
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Re: Guess this goes here... *click*
« Reply #46 on: October 13, 2003, 09:49:30 pm »

i killed my self, remember (kayeii)
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Re: Guess this goes here... *click*
« Reply #47 on: October 13, 2003, 09:57:59 pm »

*recovers conciousness* Ugh! Who turned off my bomb?

*gets nailed by LimPillows* Gah...can't move well....wait! Your LimPillows won't affect me if...

*dumps a can of gas on self*
...I'm...
*gets lighter*
*flicks lighter*
...in...
*touches self with lighter, ignites*
...Blazer Mode! Mwahahaha!!!
*takes off toward Luki*
This is for selling me that defective bean-bag gun!
*runs and jumps, cometing himself into Luki*


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« Reply #48 on: October 13, 2003, 10:07:54 pm »

*Starting to feel stuff, mostly pain.*

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« Reply #49 on: October 14, 2003, 01:48:19 am »

*scurries off to a corner where he can silently research and devise a way to increase pillow fluffiness tenfold*

muhuhhahahahahahahaha!!!
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« Reply #50 on: October 14, 2003, 02:15:10 am »

Suddenly Deep Jiffa recalls he is a Mycon! Not just a mycon, buy Deep Juffo-shit! He can heal himself!
*Heals his broken balls and start searching for victims! He finds one in the corner! Hack, he isn't paying attention to the fight! He is writing a screen play or something... go figure yehats... "Eat plasma pillow Seanikins!"*

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« Reply #51 on: October 14, 2003, 04:21:47 am »

So young Padawan, at least you feel strong enough to challenge me directly?

*Sidesteps the Burning form of Necro_99 as it staggers past, deftly sticking a asbestos sign on his back.

Oh, btw. That sign says "Kick Me!"! Muahahaha!

*Dons his Abestos footwear and gives chase.

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« Reply #52 on: October 14, 2003, 07:29:46 am »

*raises brow*
*gasp!*
*pulls out fork and knife* "Mmmmmm Plasma Pillow"
*laughs hysterically and runs at the pillow*
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« Reply #53 on: October 14, 2003, 02:32:30 pm »

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i killed my self, remember (kayeii)

Yeah, but it sounded like  82 stormtrooper minions (*Pillows-Pillows*) therefor at least your targeting computer must have been active.

*crash into tv - fading ultimatively away since Krulle Vuxed himself with his psionic powers, thus loosing the absolute will to be reborn as Pkunk* DAMMIT, didn't pay attention while answering Chrispy!
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« Reply #54 on: October 14, 2003, 10:40:11 pm »

*Goes screaming past Lukipela and blasts into Deep_Jiffa instead whilst trying to alter his course*

*Gets up, but the flames go out*

Ugh! Now I've got to recharge....at least all these pillows are burnt off of me...


*runs around, dodging attacks for awhile, then releases a cloud of Pillubbles that employ Chaos(TM) Tracking*

*hides in the cloud*

Haaahahahaha! Now I can think of a good plan to deal with the evil Jedi Androsynth...
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