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Orz pickup lines....
« on: December 16, 2003, 12:00:58 pm »

I was thinking about the way the Orz communicate... And I realized there is alot of room for some great pickup lines in there, example:

Is it *squishy* to *spit* at you for a *piece*? Iam *expanding*! maybe later we can *slide* into my *house* and get *connected*, it will be *happy days*!

Any other ideas? this should be funny.
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Re: Orz pickup lines....
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2003, 09:18:41 am »

i dont know, when i told my wife that, she gave me a look... and i dont mean one thoes good ones either. Wink

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Re: Orz pickup lines....
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2003, 09:00:51 pm »

Yeah, what kind of guy tries to pick up his wife?
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Re: Orz pickup lines....
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2003, 12:17:04 am »

Just wait until your wife comes back with:
Orz looking for you, and find you. So much joy!!
So now we can be *together* for friendly *dessert*.
So much pleasure is coming, Orz and the you is change together as soon as *camping* is started.
If you are *campers* you will enjoy *the change*, but maybe not yet.
So much good that Orz will always *ovulate*.

Then get ready to *change* diapers.
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« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2003, 03:40:53 am »

"enjoy the sauce"... I don't want to share what I think it means! Wink
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Re: Orz pickup lines....
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2003, 04:06:35 am »

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Yeah, what kind of guy tries to pick up his wife?



we like to play, role playing. you know, bad ur-quan, good spathi. its rather interesting that way. heh. Tongue


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Just wait until your wife comes back with:
Orz looking for you, and find you. So much joy!!
So now we can be *together* for friendly *dessert*.
So much pleasure is coming, Orz and the you is change together as soon as *camping* is started.
If you are *campers* you will enjoy *the change*, but maybe not yet.
So much good that Orz will always *ovulate*.

Then get ready to *change* diapers.


i know all too well about that... *happy camper* i am not... too much the *crying* for *fun time*...

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Re: Orz pickup lines....
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2003, 04:08:07 am »

oh your wife likes uqm?
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Re: Orz pickup lines....
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2003, 07:58:42 am »

Oh, easy. Just take a pick-up line you already know and add Orz to it. I'll make a few.

It is *happy time* that the *heavy dancing ticket* is now renewed, cause you're a *cow*.

Orz are so *sad*, we are thinking that is a Braille *camper sticker*.

Orz wish *special camper* to be a *barrier* so there is *dancing* all day long.


Best topic in a long time.
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Re: Orz pickup lines....
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2003, 09:06:11 am »

*Campers* should always *smiley time* for *dancing* in the *middle*. You are a *happy camper* almost not yet!
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Re: Orz pickup lines....
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2003, 07:04:37 pm »

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oh your wife likes uqm?


If so, I'm jealous. My wife doesn't "get" alot of the games I play. StarControl is one of them.

Oh well, they say that having seperate interests in important in a happy marrage.
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Re: Orz pickup lines....
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2003, 07:19:44 pm »

"Marrage"?  How Freudian.

Quick, hit Modify before she sees!  Wink
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