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Topic: Orz pickup lines.... (Read 4938 times)
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Mike_Guthrie
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Ouch!
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I was thinking about the way the Orz communicate... And I realized there is alot of room for some great pickup lines in there, example:
Is it *squishy* to *spit* at you for a *piece*? Iam *expanding*! maybe later we can *slide* into my *house* and get *connected*, it will be *happy days*!
Any other ideas? this should be funny.
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Defender
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i dont know, when i told my wife that, she gave me a look... and i dont mean one thoes good ones either. 
~DEFIANT
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Death 999
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We did. You did. Yes we can. No.
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Yeah, what kind of guy tries to pick up his wife?
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Culture20
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Just wait until your wife comes back with:
Orz looking for you, and find you. So much joy!!
So now we can be *together* for friendly *dessert*.
So much pleasure is coming, Orz and the you is change together as soon as *camping* is started.
If you are *campers* you will enjoy *the change*, but maybe not yet.
So much good that Orz will always *ovulate*.
Then get ready to *change* diapers.
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Shiver
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Oh, easy. Just take a pick-up line you already know and add Orz to it. I'll make a few.
It is *happy time* that the *heavy dancing ticket* is now renewed, cause you're a *cow*.
Orz are so *sad*, we are thinking that is a Braille *camper sticker*.
Orz wish *special camper* to be a *barrier* so there is *dancing* all day long.
Best topic in a long time.
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« Last Edit: December 18, 2003, 08:03:46 am by Shiver »
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Death 999
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We did. You did. Yes we can. No.
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*Campers* should always *smiley time* for *dancing* in the *middle*. You are a *happy camper* almost not yet!
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Nic.
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"Marrage"? How Freudian.
Quick, hit Modify before she sees!
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