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Outtakes you'd like to see
« on: December 30, 2003, 03:09:16 pm »

Now that we can see the PC outtakes in v0.3...some of them are perfect!  Some of them are really good.  And some of them...well, could use some work.   :-/  Sorry, but...we all have our own sense of humour, right?  So...what outtakes would YOU like to see?  

The Thraddash: "Obody-nay expects-ay e-thay anish-Spay inquisition-ay!  Aw, screw it.  Time for Culture 22."

The Orz: "*Happy* *Campers* make the best *Hot Chocolate* in *Camping Grounds*!  *Smokey the Bear* helps you prevent *Forest Fires*!  Have you ever really *Looked* at your *Hand*?  I mean, really *Looked*?  Whoa, I'm *Melting*!"

The Syreen: "Stop that!  My face is right HERE, you know.  Hey!  I can see you!  Didn't your mother ever tell you how to treat a lady?  Some people have no manners.  I'm not just an anatomically-correct pinup, you know - I have thoughts and feelings and, heck, males of my OWN species!  Whew!  I'm glad I got that off my chest.  YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN!"
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Re: Outtakes you'd like to see
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2003, 11:52:11 pm »

Some new outtakes would be great.

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Re: Outtakes you'd like to see
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2003, 12:24:20 am »

Psychotic Spathi: So ya think I'm scared huh? huh? Ya want a piece of me? Huh? Think ya can handle that big boy? Ok, that's it! EVERYBODY DIES!!!
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Re: Outtakes you'd like to see
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2003, 12:49:25 am »

Koar-ah: Why can't we all just get alone? Huh?
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Re: Outtakes you'd like to see
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2003, 01:03:21 am »

i liked the ur-quan on the way it was. heh heh. that one was awsome.
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« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2003, 01:12:38 am »

I like the irony of DJ's new Kohr-Ah one... Well done.

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Ok, that one was so not great, but I'll let it stand for the record..
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Re: Outtakes you'd like to see
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2003, 06:56:54 pm »

I think that since the Utwigs wear masks, they should quote some Shakespeare....Or complain about the air, which looks kinda stale in conversations with them.

Illwrath: "Oh..oh! Tehe! That web tickles. *ahem* Where was I? Oh yes, we will enjoy destroying you, human....tehe! Damn, get that thread out of here!"
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Re: Outtakes you'd like to see
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2004, 08:12:18 pm »

GREETINGS, UNIDENTIFIED ALIEN SPECIES. WE COME IN PEACE.
PRIORITY OVERRIDE: NEW BEHAVIOR DICTATED: MUST BREAK TARGET INTO COMPONENT MATERIALS.

JUST KIDDING. SERIOUSLY, HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
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Re: Outtakes you'd like to see
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2004, 10:30:53 pm »

^ or even more confusingly:

"Greetings, Traveller. Beat the game already? Wow, that was quick.

Well, I guess you're off for your victory celebration, and I bet that's going to be somewhere that's not here, huh? We'd like to come, but we can't really leave our gaseous planet. Oh well. It was nice to see you again!

Priority override, new priority: break down targeted ships to component minerals."
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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2004, 12:13:56 am »

Welcome to the Shyreen out post. One of our representitives will be with you shortly. Please have your credit card ready...
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Re: Outtakes you'd like to see
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2004, 01:07:24 am »

When our probe program was aborted, we had to find something else to satisfy our curiosity, some other way of exploring the galaxy. Fortunately, we discovered the internet.

Unfortunately, all we can find is alien pr0n.

On the up side, Joyous Lifting is feeling very frisky.
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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2004, 01:33:55 am »

OH NO! you humans are even MORE ugly after victory. I can bear to watch. I think im going to vomit... what? Thats the reflection in the viewscreen? NOOOO!!!
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Re: Outtakes you'd like to see
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2004, 09:37:25 pm »

Alien Pr0n...oh man... Roll Eyes I wonder what THAT would be like?
Ive got a picture to add here later. It's an EQ reference, but it deals with Pr0n in a rather amusing way.

Supox: Yes, I would prefer some Zaglak sauce on my steak. Thank you. Yes, I agree, maître d', human tastes quite goo-- Oh, hello Captain!

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Re: Outtakes you'd like to see
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2004, 11:30:33 am »

The Umgah:

Har Har Har..  It is the Human Hero!   Welcome, please make yourself comfortable and listen to me joke! Har Har Har.   What do you get when you cross a piece of fly dung, and what was once a great game?   Give Up?  This Games Crummy Sequel!  Har Har har..........
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Re: Outtakes you'd like to see
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2004, 07:37:10 pm »


Arilou: now we will begin with subject #54642. the subject is a male human and.. ok who stole my anal probe?......  UH OH.. hello my child. This is not what you think.

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