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The Mysterious Mind of Hsien-Ho
« on: February 25, 2004, 05:40:15 am »

Why, oh why, would Hsien-Ho use Ace Ventura as the template for his clones?


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« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2004, 08:23:50 am »

Heheh.

You see, that's why we killed them all.
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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2004, 12:23:22 pm »

Perhaps having pointy hair has some advantage we're not entirely aware of? Or maybe the artist just wanted to make the Synth look weird?
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« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2004, 05:18:01 pm »

I suddenly have this disturbing image of the Synth's pretending to talk with their butt.
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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2004, 07:45:50 pm »

Or, worse, wearing those ugly, green pants!

Maybe having weird hair throw's off your attackers aim?
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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2004, 09:05:01 pm »

 Grin

Nice one C20. But just to remind you, sc2 came before him.
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« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2004, 10:18:55 pm »

True, but in the SC1 timeline, the Ace Ventura movie would have come before Hsien-Ho was born.
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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2004, 12:45:20 am »

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True, but in the SC1 timeline, the Ace Ventura movie would have come before Hsien-Ho was born.

Remind me when the ur-quan arrived to earth? Before the Ace movies, that's for sure! You see my point, don't you?
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« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2004, 01:48:34 am »

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Ace movies - now - clones - UQ

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« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2004, 10:15:31 pm »

Hsien-So is the great, great grandchild of Dr. Yung-So, who first invented cloning in these times. He used Ace Ventura as a model because he wished the people he cloned to be amusing and witty, to make the general populace of today a better one. He then watched 'Ed TV', and saw "Ace" in his true form (hurrrrk Tongue) and sank into a great depression, causing his work to become terribly misaligned.

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« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2004, 03:15:44 pm »

Maybe all the clones behave like Ace Ventura. That'd explain why the Orz killed/annihilated/enslaved/removed/tickled the Androsynth away of normal existence.
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« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2004, 05:11:11 pm »

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Maybe all the clones behave like Ace Ventura. That'd explain why the Orz killed/annihilated/enslaved/removed/tickled the Androsynth away of normal existence.


Another theory of what happened to the Androsynth?
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