Captain: You attacked us before, and we defeated you! You cannot win! Submit!
Kohr-Ah: We did. You did. Yes we can. No.
Spathi: Too many to name. But especially when you're talking to the High Council at Spathiwa, and they say something along the lines of "If you held a gun to Fwiffo's head, he would say anything you wanted. In fact, if you held a vegetable to Fwiffo's head, he would probably say anything you wanted."
SUBJECT: Talking Pet Lifeform. DATA: This creature is physiologically identical to the so-called Ur-Quan `Talking Pet' with one notable exception. It is highly intelligent, and evidences strong psychic capabilities. Initial AIQR tests rated it well above human super-genius though immediately after we made this shocking assessment its scores dropped into the normal-sub-normal range. Interviews with the subject have shown it to be cooperative though a class-IV pan-species psychological profile places the creature far into the Furtive-Hateful domain. There were also some disturbing incidents where we talked about roses, daisies, and other pretty flowers! SUMMARY: Everything's okay! Nothing to worry about with this cuddly little guy. Not one thing!