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Re: Best UQM Quotes
« Reply #30 on: October 18, 2004, 06:37:33 am »

Captain: You attacked us before, and we defeated you! You cannot win! Submit!

Kohr-Ah: We did. You did. Yes we can. No.


Spathi: Too many to name. But especially when you're talking to the High Council at Spathiwa, and they say something along the lines of "If you held a gun to Fwiffo's head, he would say anything you wanted. In fact, if you held a vegetable to Fwiffo's head, he would probably say anything you wanted."
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Re: Best UQM Quotes
« Reply #31 on: October 19, 2004, 06:59:05 am »

My favorite technical report:
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SUBJECT: Talking Pet Lifeform.
DATA: This creature is physiologically identical to the so-called Ur-Quan `Talking Pet' with one notable exception.
It is highly intelligent, and evidences strong psychic capabilities.
Initial AIQR tests rated it well above human super-genius
though immediately after we made this shocking assessment
its scores dropped into the normal-sub-normal range.
Interviews with the subject have shown it to be cooperative
though a class-IV pan-species psychological profile places the creature far into the Furtive-Hateful domain.
There were also some disturbing incidents where
we talked about roses, daisies, and other pretty flowers!
SUMMARY: Everything's okay! Nothing to worry about with this cuddly little guy.
Not one thing!
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