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Re: More quotes: Biblical
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2004, 08:04:07 am »

My favorite bible quote comes from Bash.org...
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-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<Word_of_God>  Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. -  (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
<Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...
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Re: More quotes: Biblical
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2004, 12:32:46 am »

On that brick testament site, I encountered this one:

Deuteronomy 25:11-12:
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If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.

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Re: More quotes: Biblical
« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2004, 05:29:33 am »

Ow...  Why would she grab the guy there anyway?!  If she was grabbing there on me (in a hostile fashion) I'd stab her hand too!
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« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2004, 06:23:15 am »

I'm not quite sure who's she's grabbing. Is she assisting her husband by forcing the assailant to submission, or is she stopping the fight by dragging the husband himself out of the fight.
And what would the reason be that her hand has to be caught off? Because she's humiliating her husband? Either because a woman had to help him (they generally don't seem to like women in an active role in the bible), or because she forced her husband to withdraw?
And why are they so specific about the way the woman rescues her husband? Is the real message never to touch a man in that way? Then why mention the fight at all?
Maybe it was just put in because it once happened to the writer Smiley.
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Re: More quotes: Biblical
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2004, 06:38:16 pm »

Genesis 2:25 -
The man and his wife were both naked, yet they felt no shame.
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