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Re: hello
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2004, 12:46:46 pm »

as the minipillow whooshes toward me at high speed and as it approaches at near soeed of  light, and because of it's theoretical powers it refracts space and projects an image of another dimension where i get smacked by the pillow. yet whilst the image is being projected time slows down (from the near light speed minipillow) enough  for me to move aside from the projectile. BUT as halleck rolls over the couch he falls then stumbles directly into the dimensional image wake of me actually getting hit by the minipillow thus collapsing the wake. the dimensional void tavells past me knocking me to the ground and to to pillow now well behind my head. the collapsing Dimensional wake/void  finally reaches the minipillow it causes a (chaotic) gravitatioal cascade which warps around in a horizontal ark wehre it eaches it's epoch at  position equal between my face and my own pillow thus causing a collision at a dimentional convergence of the minipillows previous pinnical of gravitational power, respectively... that collision causes a vertex of time encapsulating muller and sending him back through the ether to his second post... and at the same time causing a dimensional reverburation, forcing halleck back to the correct dimension.   MULLER HAS GONE BACK IN TIME TO  HIS SECOND POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  mwahahahah!!!

muller suddenly pops back to the current time in an instant and now everybody has a large, unexplained lump on there head as if someone had gone back in time and and bashed them with a pillow!
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« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2004, 06:17:55 pm »

**Rubs back of his head

Ouch! Thanks a lot!

***Goes into a pillow swinging fury, sending muller flying...

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« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2004, 05:08:09 am »

recovers from daze....
*activates trap card* "pillow of ultimate feathering"
feathers now swirl around Defiant, protecting his life points.
summons monster "Pillow Fluff"

GO NOW!, ATTACK FALCONMWC!

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« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2004, 08:05:49 am »

**pops head into thread**

**ducks as pillow gets lobbed at my head**

**runs for dear life... and for my uber secret uber weapon of doom!**
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« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2004, 03:53:54 pm »

Dudettes.

'nuff said.
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« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2004, 08:31:51 pm »

The Kohr-Ah enters the room and activates his secondary weapon -- a POOFED (Pillow-Oriented Oscillating Feathers of Eternal Distraction). Suddenly, every pillow it contacts explodes, making most combatants sneeze mightily!

Death 999 then sets about building a fortress of couch cushions, occasionally throwing one out at the others.
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« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2004, 09:34:33 pm »

Well well, another pillow war has begun. Time to test out my new theory...

NECRO pulls out a large black, slightly shifting pillow.

I mixed Interdimentional Fatigue technology with the Chaos(tm) tracking systems our Guardians use. Behold, the Interdimentional Chaos Pillow! (also known as ICP, no relation to the band Tongue)

NECRO hurls the pillow at the camping Kohr-Ah. It sails through the air but, before striking, it flashes brightly and *slides* between realities. It reappears half a foot away from Falcon (who is behind NECRO) and drills him square in the chest. It *slides* again, no one knowing where it will come up next...
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« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2004, 04:59:36 pm »

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The Kohr-Ah enters the room and activates his secondary weapon -- a POOFED (Pillow-Oriented Oscillating Feathers of Eternal Distraction). Suddenly, every pillow it contacts explodes, making most combatants sneeze mightily!

Death 999 then sets about building a fortress of couch cushions, occasionally throwing one out at the others.


Hey, don't copy my F.R.I.E.D! ( © )
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« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2004, 01:07:51 am »

Cite, please.

Oh, and... *WHACK* from behind with a bolo-pillow.
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« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2004, 04:36:35 am »

*points finger*

HA-HA!
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« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2004, 06:24:44 am »

Using IDF sensing technology, NECRO sees the pillow on a return path towards him. He quickly dodges out of the way as the pillow re-emerges into the physical realm and destroys Jiffa. Now that NECRO has a solid lock on this Chaos Pillow, he unleashes another...
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« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2004, 08:45:17 pm »

Terminator enters yelling "Vile swine, thou shalt die for starting a fight without thee." pulls out the Obliterator(A pillow as thick and as dense as Zanthius' posts) and hurls it a Necro at supersonic speeds, which he narrowly evades, demolishing the wall behind him.
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Re: hello
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2004, 09:21:46 pm »

So... Necro's dodge demolished the wall? I'd hate to see what the pillow will do!
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« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2004, 02:45:11 am »

*flex* Wink
NECRO pulls himself from the rubble.
"Damn, don't know my own strength."
His second Chaos Pillow begins it's random path about the room, and phases out. It stays eeriely absent for a long time, then reappears in a flash, carrying muller as it tears through the barriers of time and space to return him to the present.
"That had to hurt."
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« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2004, 06:41:48 am »

**recovers

*Smacks Necro with a pillow as he watchs people go flying......

**gloats

**Smacks Necro again with a pillow before looking up to see Necro's interdimentional hurtling at him....

Uh-oh.......
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