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Ivan Ivanov
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My villianous superpower? Hmm. Two things come to mind.
The first would be a simple one. An aura or something similar that would, upon injury from any source besides myself, reflect that amount of damage two times over onto them. I'd still get hurt, but they'd get hurt worse.
The other took a bit more time. I would, by concentrating my will, be able to evince a brick in my open palm. I would utter the name of a person or object to this brick and toss the brick upwards. This brick would then, at terminal velocity and unerring accuracy, find the designated target and strike it in the most critical location it can find, such as a human's temple or a car's engine block.
*Steps into Necro's HQ with an AK-47 in his arms. Sees Necro chanting his dark incantations, ordering the brick to do something undoubtedly sinister*
ME: No you don't, Necro. The world is mine! I will be the sole ruler of the universe MWAHAHAHAHA!
NECRO [stops chanting]: Ha! Put away the gun Ivanov, you'll hurt yourself more then you'll hurt me!
ME: Oh? And how will that happen?
NECRO: I have this special aura, that reflects everything with twice the strength.
ME: Interesting, but when was the last time that you have seen it?
NECRO [looks for his auara, can't find it for the life of him]
ME: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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jack_cloudy
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Super intelligence sounds nice, but what I would really want is.....Phaseshift!!!
And not the one like that of the Arilou and the Orz, but this phase shifting would mean that you are still located in thiss universe, you just don't have to follow the laws of physics!
Think of this.
James Bond enters room where evil me is.
,,You're going to feel worse than a Wodka martini that has been shaken for mre than ten hours!"
(starts shooting with his gun, only to see the bullets fly right trough me and striking the wall.)
,,Damn, well, whaty about this!"
(starts using every single gadget that Q ever invented, only with the same result.And then, I lock the door and let him starve there while I fly trough the walls of my hideout and take over the world.)
Yeah, that would be nice
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,,That was the worst and most boring movie I’ve ever seen. Lousy special effects.” Sergeant ironhead. The real reason why the alien brain on Cydonia was destroyed while in the middle of displaying a message telling the X-com operatives not to fire.
Hoe meer zielen, hoe meer vreugd! (yes I'm dutch)
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Deus Siddis
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I think it depends on the henchmen. I only hire and purchase commandos, terminators, attack dogs, ED-209 property defense systems, protoss, lawyers and real estate agents. Nobody bothers me.
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Ivan Ivanov
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EDIT: Seeing how this thread got cleaned, my post (and the posts following it) seemed a bit out of place so I decided to change it.
As everyone knows, all Evil Villains need an apropraite Sinister Symbol for their empire/corporation/syndicate. It's about much more then just having a flag outside your HQ, or tatoos for your henchmen.
It's all about fashion!
That's right! Your Sinister Symbol must be something you identify with, it must be something that will strike fear into hearts of men, and at the same time it must be cool and trendy, so other Evil Villains and Secret Service Agents won't laugh at you.
So, without further delay, my Sinister Symbol:
The Inverted Circle
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« Last Edit: June 18, 2005, 07:43:41 pm by Ivan_Ivanov »
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Culture20
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As Mr. Popular, I'd be my own symbol. 
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Deus Siddis
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Puppies and a Heart, it'd throw them off. Only too late would they realise that the puppies are mad pitbulls and the heart is simply a favorite attack point.
That or a bill gates mask. I could just walk into the office building of a small independent software company, and everyone would scatter like crickets in the light.
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Deus Siddis
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Yea, the bat symbol is black just like the rest of the suit.
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