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Deus Siddis
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"That Crystal Planet sounds pretty eevil, Deus_Siddis, but my masster has more powerr than you."
Good to hear. Fortunately for the Crystal Planet though, I don't own it and it is not part of my "power". Now bow before your true masters, the Ancients, and perhaps you shall feel the release of their death grip (figuratively speaking of course, quartz doesn't have hands) from your fleshy water-sack body.
By the way, how the did we get on this topic in the first place?
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GeomanNL
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Feeble words, in the face of such overwhelming forces. The Ancients are history, the humans rule the galaxy now, from here to there, and from now till forever. They are the new massters.
"By the way, how the did we get on this topic in the first place? "
Because you mentioned the Crystal Planet.
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Mr._Jiggles
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Uhhh Deus way to go off topic with our WAR OF THE WORLDS story here. 
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GeomanNL
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What are your orderss masster ? Shall I destrroy this insolent rebel and crush all who sside with him ? Shall I shatter this insignificant Crysstal World, and scatterr its ashes to all cornerss of the galaxy ?
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Mr._Jiggles
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3000 of Earths P.A.Cs (Precursor Assault Carriers) converge on the Crystal race. The cocky evil crystals were incinerated before they knew who was attacking them. The humans converged on their homeworld and spared the lives of the inhabitents by forcing them to be the earthlings servents and to only have a fleet amount of 1000 ships. As we speak im being served a Margarita from my crystal slave Tzak- pzk.
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Deus Siddis
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"Feeble words, in the face of such overwhelming forces. The Ancients are history, the humans rule the galaxy now, from here to there, and from now till forever. They are the new massters."
But so strong are your words. Funny that they could come from a creature so craven and so swift in its surrender and subsequent enslavement.
And why all the "s" in your lines? Art thou one who speaketh with forked tongue, a foul and ruthless Thrynn?
"Shall I shatter this insignificant Crysstal World, and scatterr its ashes to all cornerss of the galaxy?"
Withhold not your fury. Release all that you have and all that you be upon the mighty sphere. No hindrance shall I be to your goal, for I needn't defend what cannot be broken.
"As we speak im being served a Margarita from my crystal slave Tzak- pzk."
Funny, I thought the Ancients were telepaths who did not use words of the tongue in likeness to "Tzak-pzk". Mayhap you conquered the wrong crystal race?
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Instead of filling your precursor ship with crystalline silicon, you should bring the eggcase to the crystal planet.
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GeomanNL
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"Masster, deus_siddis has escaped the desstruction and speakss with a rebel tongue. He is blissfully unaware that his Crysstal World is sshatted. I will take care of him perssonally."
A singe Dreadnought, more would be a waste, approaches the tiny escape vessel that contains The Rebel.
"Thou has esscapeth desstruction before, but thou will perish thiss time!"
The Dreadnought fires a bolt of superheated plasma which engulfes the escape vessel. Not a trace is left, this time there was no escape for deus_siddis.
"May his soul resst in peace."
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The superheated plasma gives electricity to my crystalline silicon.
Thank you for supplying me with electricity.
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GeomanNL
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"I am sorry to have hit you, ssir, you didn't show up on my scannerss. And it is my pleasure, ssir, that is a well-known sside-effect of the UQ weapon."
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Deus Siddis
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No body panic. . .I'm Okay (cough). Just some minor internal bleeding and tissue liquification. What doesn't kill ya' makes ya' stronger (cough). Alrighty boys, let 'em have it!
Class 8 laser hit.
Class 8 laser hit.
Class 8 laser hit.
Plasma Bolt hit.
Shields Down.
Hmm, it seems your dusty precursor bark has not stood the test of time as well you may have believed (cough). Perhaps a surrender request is in order?
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GeomanNL
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"Each time I kill him, he reincarnatess back into something sstronger! He iss eternal, he has powerss beyond comprehenssion. Flee! Flee for your livess!"
He disappears into the disstance in a fighter-vessel that has miraculoussly survived the onslaught, and iss never heard of again...
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Death 999
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We did. You did. Yes we can. No.
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Death_999 logs into the Kohr-Ah database
RECLASSIFY: Earth
WAS: Threat
CHANGE_TO: Filth, Delusional
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Mr._Jiggles
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Deus was handed over to the Ilwrath and executed by their terms.
Earth amassing all the resources in the galaxy builds their fleet of P.A.C's to a stunning number of 4 million and converges on the kohr-ah planet. The kohr-ah never seeing anything like this before are quick to sue for peace before a shot was fired. The humans being a merciful mighty race allowed the kohr-ah to dictate their own terms in surrender, but the humans vowed any hostilites against any species would be payed back to the kohr-ah in their own blood (which i mind you is purple, tastes like grape soda, and is very sticky).
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