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Pickles of now and forever
« on: August 05, 2005, 09:15:20 pm »

can anyone draw a pickle that looks like a kzer-za for me or make a kzer-za out of pickles  Cheesy
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Re: Pickles of now and forever
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2005, 10:32:38 pm »

Or for those really daring, pickle a Kzer-Za Grin
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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2005, 02:43:25 am »

LMAO  Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2005, 05:57:29 am »

Or for those really daring, pickle a Kzer-Za Grin


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Re: Pickles of now and forever
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2005, 06:42:10 pm »

A cloaked Ur-Quan Drone, which scouted ahead for harmful civilizations, has just relayed your messages to an armada of Dreadnoughts, who would, under normal circumstances, ignore this backward little world full of little Crazy Weasels and Yompin Yiminy. However, these insults to their nature were so insanely evil, and revealed such a hideous, warmongering nature, that it made them not only very angry at us, but also very determined to eradicate this evil before it could spread through Hyperspace. Their armada has just changed course to Earth and will reach the outskirts of our solar system in less than 1 month.

How are you going to solve this problem?
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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2005, 08:05:46 pm »

Lets have a BAKE SALE, I'll bring cake  Cool
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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2005, 08:09:48 pm »

Btw, I would just like to mention that i contacted my orz and shofixti friends, not only will they bring the cupcakes but they also will defend earth! They contacted the Utwig, Supox, and the Pkunk to help us. Smooth sailing from here  Cheesy
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Re: Pickles of now and forever
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2005, 11:24:38 pm »

Yeah? You haven't heard all yet!

Twenty Dancing Bushes had gathered around a black stone tablet. They looked up into the sky, and witnessed how twenty thousand big black meteors entered the atmosphere of their planet, flyings as fiery meteors along the horizon, and then, as if by magic... they ascended and disappeared, back into the blackness of space.

These are the Kohr-Ah, the half-brothers and eternal enemies of the Kzer-Za. They had intercepted a message from their evil twins, about a new evil that had arissen. Something, that could even surpass the destructive power of the Dnyarri, if it were granted the time to grow and blossom. They laughed at the feeble worries of their brothers, they were not impressed by the sight of a couple of Dancing Weasels uttering meaningless insults at their green brothers. However, these were the first words they had heard from their kin for thousands of year and they were thrilled that they were so close.

They aborted the destruction of the world of the Dancing Bushes and plotted a course to Earth. They planned to fight their ultimate battle with their brothers. And Earth? That backward little planet would be vaporized, like all the other planets in that system, when the full force of their weaponry would be unleashed in that small solar system.

Now you are in a fine pickle !
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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2005, 11:35:05 pm »

Not until Earth found a Precursor Assault carrier  on Sirus that launchs out fighters the size of the sa-matra.  And then ummmm the precursors helps earth with a giant crystal bomb thing. Shofixti now how Giant crystal bombs on their ships hmmm?
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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2005, 01:12:44 am »

What... Humans in an Precursor Assault Carrier! Such a horrible threat unleashes the fury within every sentient in the galaxy. Millions of civilizations throughout the Milky Way are mobilizing their armada's and they are coming in great numbers which we don't count in the millions, or even billions, but in the trillions.

Only problem is, it will get somewhat crowded in the Sol system once they arrive there.
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« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2005, 02:51:22 am »

Sol was already torched by the Crystal Planet. Why does the entire galaxy want to fight for the place now?
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Re: Pickles of now and forever
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2005, 06:45:25 pm »

What is a Crystal Planet ?
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« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2005, 07:25:58 pm »

Earth trys to duplicate the Precursor assault carrier, their alliance is glad to provide the resources. Earth churns out 15 more Assault carriers and does a pre-emptive strike against the Ur-Quans temporary Alliance, exterminating 100 of the enemy races fleets (each fleet numbers 5000 ships) With turbo boosters on the Precursor Assault carriers, it travels rather fast, also it launchs mini Sa-Matras and Heavy combat fighters. Its attack range is 100 times that of the Sa-Matra. Earth forces the remaining sentience in their galaxy (Only our galaxy nothing further) into a giant defensive allaince. The Alliance starts to build huge defences around the galaxy amassing large amounts of resources to make sure every planet that can be habitable has a laser fort on it. Earth builds 1 Assault Carrier for each of its alliance races to defend themself with. Earths P.A.C's  (Precursor assault carriers) number in the hundreds, each capable of destroying millions of ships.
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« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2005, 07:39:35 pm »

"What is a Crystal Planet?"

Imagine if the Sa-Matra was an enormous globe that could force suns to waft star stuff onto orbiting planets, and instead of a metal crust, it had an intense thermo-magnetic defense system. And instead of needing an Utwig Bomb to destroy it, you needed a black, egg-shaped bomb, that was powerful enough to destory an entire planet. And instead of some caterpillars who don't like sentients, this Crystal Planet was under the control of silicon based lifeforms who's very bodies harbored enough energy to propel a ship at super-photonic speeds, and these crystalline sentients planned on killing all carbon-based life in the entire galaxy.

Are you beginning to get the picture, now!? Shocked
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Re: Pickles of now and forever
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2005, 08:10:30 pm »

It sounds exactly like a reversed story, where you are playing for the Mycon, instead of for the Chmmr.

The outcome will however be exactly the same.
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