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Re: Pickles of now and forever
« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2005, 07:28:04 pm »

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Deus was handed over to the Ilwrath and executed by their terms.

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« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2005, 08:17:59 pm »

Deus was shortly captured after the Ur-Quan Dreadnaught did not suceed in killing him. He was then send to the Ilwrath, where they ripped open he rib cage while he was still alive and started to remove non-vital organs. Then they cut off all his his digits and entertained themselves by fitting them into his orifices. Soon after hes blood was spilled all over the Ilwraths religous alter. Soon after they feasted upon his mangled flesh and fed the unknown bits and pieces to their housepets. Ignore any messages from Deus from now on, for it is most certinaly an Umgah. I saw Deus with my own eyes be devoured from my vid screen and it was rather quiet fun to watch  Cheesy.
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Re: Pickles of now and forever
« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2005, 08:25:46 pm »

Excellent news, I had signed one of those chryo-corpse contracts before my death. After I was executed, my head was put in a freeze pod (like the ones that are used to store the 50 year old TV diners they still sell at the super market). I was supposed to be kept frozen until the future and so once the scientists realized that this already was the future (with aliens and spaceships and such), they immediately took me out of deep freeze and restored my head to consciousness, inside of a giant combat robot. Now I can go back to conquering the galaxy as soon as I've downloaded all of the recent security updates for my new body's OS.
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« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2005, 08:40:58 pm »

No, they fed your head to the cheif IIwrath pirest. He ate your head like a bowl of cereal. You are devoured, nothing more. Now get off the hyperwave 'caster you dirty Umgah.
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Re: Pickles of now and forever
« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2005, 08:46:42 pm »

I think he has 2 heads, it surely sounds like him.
I wonder which one remains, his left head, or his right head.

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« Reply #35 on: August 08, 2005, 09:09:59 pm »

"I think he has 2 heads,"

I can say from experience, that two heads really are better than one.


"I wonder which one remains, his left head, or his right head."

Half of each. Sadly it was the same half on both heads. So much for symmetry.


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I will pay 1000 virtual credits to get 100 pounds of gold in real life.
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Re: Pickles of now and forever
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2005, 03:45:49 am »

Ugggh i am repulsed by you vile blobby!
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« Reply #37 on: August 12, 2005, 06:00:25 am »

I am more machine now, than blobby. Twisted and Evil.
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Re: Pickles of now and forever
« Reply #38 on: August 12, 2005, 06:29:27 pm »

Obviously you are a poorly built machine, because I see an extentsion cord coming from your body, plugged into a wall outlet!

(Pulls plug)  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2005, 12:50:03 am »

Actually no, I recently upgraded my bot with the new Macrosoft Wireless Battlemech Adapter. I believe the cord you pulled was to your ship's reactor coolant regulator. It's a pity you didn't install an escape pod, it would have been quite useful in the coming seconds.
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« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2005, 01:07:47 am »

Havn't you ever heard about repluging it in. Also MARCOSOFT is a lame version of Mircosoft and it has security holes all over it, I hired a hacker for a buck to activate your self destruct circutry.
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« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2005, 06:09:29 am »

"Havn't you ever heard about repluging it in."

You can do that if it makes you feel a little better, but before coolant levels can be stabilized, you'll have a warp core breach. Jesus, don't you ever watch star trek?
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Re: Pickles of now and forever
« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2005, 11:50:04 am »

We jettison the warp core, and then magically someone comes along and helps us.

You, however, are doomed. Soon, your vision will be blurred by the blue screen of death, brought to you by microvision, another brand of macrosoft (this particular company was destroyed by us and all its products were removed from stores. But apparently someone had managed to sell one more copy to you) !
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« Reply #43 on: August 13, 2005, 05:49:59 pm »

"this particular company was destroyed by us and all its products were removed from stores."

Macrosoft cannot *destroyed*. Macrosoft are not *bubbles*, Macrosoft are just Macrosoft.
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Re: Pickles of now and forever
« Reply #44 on: August 13, 2005, 09:05:55 pm »

Whatever, you shall be destroyed now (sends word to send all of Earths P.A.C's to kill Deus). Since you are eating Nachos on your coutch and watching "Frungy the Sport of Kings" I see your neighborhood on the moon will be evaporated. They are hovering over your house now, surrender and we will be very merciful. We will not kill  you , only the ones reponsable for the descion making. Specifically you!!!!

P.S: If you gimme your nachos i won't kill you  Grin
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