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Re: Pickles of now and forever
« Reply #45 on: August 13, 2005, 11:58:57 pm »

Okay, alright, I surrender. Here's your nachos.

(Jiggly eats the nachos.)

Oh, I probably should have mentioned this before, but those nachos were topped with vuxian death slugs (I can't afford escargot). While they're not very harmful to the internal organs of a cyborg, I'm affraid I can't say the same for your more biological constitution. But fear not, for your death shall not be in vain -- I will sell your remains to the druuge. As an environmentalist, I have always believed strongly in recycling. Wink
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Re: Pickles of now and forever
« Reply #46 on: August 14, 2005, 02:56:32 pm »

What are nachos btw.  Huh
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« Reply #47 on: August 14, 2005, 07:06:51 pm »

The ultimate junk food, equal proportions of chips and cheese, broiled until all the saturated fats come boiling up to the surface. They are even worse for your health when topped with vuxian death slugs.
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Re: Pickles of now and forever
« Reply #48 on: August 14, 2005, 07:50:34 pm »

This is NACHOS.
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« Reply #49 on: August 14, 2005, 07:58:27 pm »

As soon as I saw the slugs, I threw the tWiStEd Nachos away and went to Taco Bell and ordered and ordered the Grande Nachos. Also your new job is to be my mailman(Of Doom)
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« Reply #50 on: August 14, 2005, 08:11:12 pm »

Saw them? Vuxian death slugs look just like melted cheese, once cooked.
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« Reply #51 on: August 14, 2005, 09:35:17 pm »

Yes, i smelled it and I saw a eye stalk of one of the slugs. Anyway your payroll for Mailman (of Doom) is 10.45 American dollars an hour, you start Tuesday. If you fail to show up to work I shall go to your house and evaporate you.
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« Reply #52 on: August 15, 2005, 02:11:26 am »

Is that in adjusted dollars since 2005, or am I getting minimum wage?
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« Reply #53 on: August 15, 2005, 08:14:48 pm »

If you were a regular mailman you would get minimum wage but since you are a mailman (of Doom) you get $10.45 an hour.
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Re: Pickles of now and forever
« Reply #54 on: August 15, 2005, 11:26:37 pm »

"equal proportions of chips and cheese, broiled until all the saturated fats come boiling up to the surface."
So those are nachos  Tongue

Send him to the end of the universe to deliver the big-end-of-everything bomb.
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« Reply #55 on: August 16, 2005, 12:02:38 am »



Nachos: Taste better than they look...
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Re: Pickles of now and forever
« Reply #56 on: August 16, 2005, 01:14:43 am »

Those aren't nachos! That's cheese wiz on corn flakes.


"Send him to the end of the universe,"

Which end, the front or the back?


"to deliver the big-end-of-everything bomb."

Impossible, the credits are always at the end of everything.
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Re: Pickles of now and forever
« Reply #57 on: August 16, 2005, 03:05:40 am »

Your my mailman (of Doom) go deliver this bomb, errr..... I mean package, to the Druuge Captain Maad. He cheated me on my dvd purchuse of "Pootie Tang" and put a "AOL free 30 day Free Trial" internet disk in the dvd case. DO NOT OPEN THE PACKAGE!!!! If you are wondering its a very "angry letter" that he is going to recieve. The box is very heavy, has a letter in it, and a bom.... errrr...... fuzzy stuffed animals in it. DO NOT OPEN!

BTW, those are ballpark nachos. Those fuckers didn't serve anything but peppers,cheese, and chips.
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« Reply #58 on: August 16, 2005, 05:26:37 am »

Damn, I just spilled some nacho-wiz on the package and it went off in a fireball. I can't believe they make stuffed animals so dangerous in the future. My 'mech's in the shop for a couple days. Kind of makes me wonder what's in that nacho cheese topping. Huh
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« Reply #59 on: August 16, 2005, 05:55:36 am »

Heres another "package" don't screw this one up!
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