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Episode III with vastly improved dialogue
« on: August 16, 2005, 12:58:13 am »
http://americaninlebanon.blogspot.com/2005/07/backstroke-of-west.html Grin
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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2005, 01:24:16 am »
That can't be real, can it?

With translations like that, I can't believe other nations buy our movies.
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2005, 05:03:05 am »
HAHA!!!  I am more more than any hero's geologic change's strong and big

This reminds me of the asian DVD bootleg they had for Lord of the Rings.
Bring your pretty face to my axe. 
was translated to..
Bring your pussy face to my ass.
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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2005, 05:19:38 am »
O.K thats the most funniest thing I've heard today. When i read that, Dr. Pepper shot out of my nose.  Grin



You owe me another Dr. Pepper


Ps: I live on west coast of USA, so Mr. Pibb is Dr. Pepper.
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Re: Episode III with vastly improved dialogue
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2005, 05:22:35 am »
This is my favorite:

"Giving first aid the already disheveled hair projection."

I guess that means "Comb your hair", or something?


Why do they think we end all our sentences with "fuck"?

"R2, do you is fucking"

"They want to know him at fuck"
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Re: Episode III with vastly improved dialogue
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2005, 10:42:06 pm »
I actually fell over laughing. Ouch, oh, my sides hurt.
That's much better than the original dialog.
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2005, 10:42:20 am »
Hilarious. They should do this with the first two.
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2005, 03:05:56 pm »
Quote from: Halleck on August 18, 2005, 10:42:20 am
Hilarious. They should do this with the first two.
I'm sure they did.  The problem is that having stuff like this post isn't completely legal.  There were a few site dedicated to Lord of the Ring asian bootlegs which had even better screwed up dialog.  But then a bunch of lawyers got involved and now they're no more.  Like this guy said in his blog, the original site is no more which could mean that they too ran into some legal issues.  We could only hope that someone else has the other movies hidden on a blog somewhere where we can find it...
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