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What kind of an internet connection do you have DEFIANT?
Are you still living in 1995?
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Death 999
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We did. You did. Yes we can. No.
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ENOUGH TALK.
*P.R.I.E.D.*
DEFIANT has taken 3 damage.
DEFIANT has taken 3 damage.
DEFIANT has taken 3 damage.
DEFIANT has taken 3 damage.
DEFIANT has taken 3 damage.
Lukipela has taken 3 damage.
Lukipela has taken 3 damage.
Lukipela has taken 3 damage.
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*Captain aboard a Yehat Terminator*
Red alert!
Shields up!
Come hard about. Get ready to fire before they can recharge... 
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(Deus' cruiser comes to a stop on the outskirts of the deep space pillow war. The admiral stares at the chaotic melee with pity.)
"My god, they said it would be used to benefit the universe. . .that we could rest each night without the burden of poor cranial support. . .that the 'pillow' would be the crowning achievement of mankind. Now look at it. Look at what it has brought us. . .
Battlestations! Full power to engines, prepare to fire a spread of downs on my mark. Rear tubes, load the foams and fire as soon as you're trained on Death's Marauder. All right men, this is it. . .FIRE!!!"
"*Captain aboard a Yehat Terminator*"
With your connection, I'd say you're more in the realm of an Umgahn Drone.
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Death 999
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We did. You did. Yes we can. No.
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You think so? I still have half a battery...
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And thats why my shields are up...Fire!
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"And thats why my shields are up...Fire!"
Which, in turn, is why I came bearing shield-penetrating pillows. Fire at Will !
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"Incoming pillows!"
"Evasive maneuvers!"
*Pillows penetrating shields*
"Hull is taking heavy damage captain!"
"Get us out of here...Emergency Warp!"
As the terminator leaves, via hyperspace, the captain can't help but wonder... why the alien ship has aligned itself with the kohr-ah?
...to be continued.
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*Hurghi*! Krulle is *spitting* again!
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Nobody notices the remaining drinks disappearing as the Keel-Verezy ship stalks at this party and uses the pillow-distraction to torcle about and booze the engine...
WE NEED MORE DRINKS, HOST!
Oh damn, the host left...
*wanders off again*
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« Last Edit: December 14, 2005, 02:01:23 pm by Krulle »
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Death 999
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We did. You did. Yes we can. No.
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Ninja umgah agents come in and swap out the battle music for the Melnorme music!
We are awash with commercialistic techno as we whack each other.
Speaking of which, that incoming fire? I suppose I could use a PLIED, but seems more economical to just drop a couple shuripads to absorb it all....
Going for the gravity whip around the drinks table!
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