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« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2005, 11:55:07 am »

What kind of an internet connection do you have DEFIANT?

Are you still living in 1995?
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« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2005, 03:01:14 pm »

But she is worth it!
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« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2005, 02:40:40 am »

Speed? Jeez man, try a little caffine instead, or some sugar.
Don't go poping speed when you surf.

That would explain why I can't go to sleep...=p

What kind of an internet connection do you have DEFIANT?

Are you still living in 1995?
256 DSL, right now it's alI I can afford where I live. Looking to get cable when I move, that is, if my wife lets me...hehe.
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« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2005, 02:27:57 pm »

Not another pillow fight luki, eh?

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Is there a reason why my avatar was removed?

Be quiet youngling.

*Hits DJ with a pillow for old times sake

Your avatar probably wandered off to do something better.

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« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2005, 09:30:25 pm »

ENOUGH TALK.
*P.R.I.E.D.*

DEFIANT has taken 3 damage.
DEFIANT has taken 3 damage.
DEFIANT has taken 3 damage.
DEFIANT has taken 3 damage.
DEFIANT has taken 3 damage.
Lukipela has taken 3 damage.
Lukipela has taken 3 damage.
Lukipela has taken 3 damage.
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« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2005, 11:06:55 pm »

PRIED?
Okay...I'm really proud to be here. I love UQM!
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« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2005, 04:03:11 am »

*Captain aboard a Yehat Terminator*

Red alert!

Shields up!

Come hard about.  Get ready to fire before they can recharge... Grin
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« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2005, 04:21:56 am »

(Deus' cruiser comes to a stop on the outskirts of the deep space pillow war. The admiral stares at the chaotic melee with pity.)

"My god, they said it would be used to benefit the universe. . .that we could rest each night without the burden of poor cranial support. . .that the 'pillow' would be the crowning achievement of mankind. Now look at it. Look at what it has brought us. . .

Battlestations! Full power to engines, prepare to fire a spread of downs on my mark. Rear tubes, load the foams and fire as soon as you're trained on Death's Marauder. All right men, this is it. . .FIRE!!!"


"*Captain aboard a Yehat Terminator*"

With your connection, I'd say you're more in the realm of an Umgahn Drone.
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« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2005, 01:31:50 pm »

P.R.I.E.D...

Mine was better: F.R.I.E.D
(feather not fire)
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« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2005, 08:35:01 pm »

You think so? I still have half a battery...
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« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2005, 12:39:58 am »

And thats why my shields are up...Fire!
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« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2005, 04:52:31 am »

"And thats why my shields are up...Fire!"

Which, in turn, is why I came bearing shield-penetrating pillows. Fire at Will !
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« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2005, 05:55:15 am »

"Incoming pillows!"

"Evasive maneuvers!"

*Pillows penetrating shields*

"Hull is taking heavy damage captain!"

"Get us out of here...Emergency Warp!"

As the terminator leaves, via hyperspace, the captain can't help but wonder... why the alien ship has aligned itself with the kohr-ah?

...to be continued.

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« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2005, 01:59:33 pm »

Nobody notices the remaining drinks disappearing as the Keel-Verezy ship stalks at this party and uses the pillow-distraction to torcle about and booze the engine...
WE NEED MORE DRINKS, HOST!

Oh damn, the host left...

*wanders off again*
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« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2005, 05:14:42 pm »

Ninja umgah agents come in and swap out the battle music for the Melnorme music!

We are awash with commercialistic techno as we whack each other.

Speaking of which, that incoming fire? I suppose I could use a PLIED, but seems more economical to just drop a couple shuripads to absorb it all....

Going for the gravity whip around the drinks table!
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