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INTELLIGENCE INTERCEPT: Kohr-Ah/Human hybrid
« on: December 14, 2005, 05:27:15 pm »

The Kohr-Ah/human hybrid experiment began with the selection of two gene donors, Death_999 and a human female whose name is not readily represented in our Ur-Quan language.
In Mid-may, the experiment will enter phase 3: removal of the hybrid from its egg,
and proceed to phase 4: evaluation of its viability over the long term.

Initial scans suggest that the resulting creature is female.


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Re: INTELLIGENCE INTERCEPT: Kohr-Ah/Human hybrid
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2005, 06:34:07 pm »

Congratulations!

Under your guidance, I'm sure your offspring will one day become a great cleanser of filth.


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Re: INTELLIGENCE INTERCEPT: Kohr-Ah/Human hybrid
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2005, 07:39:33 pm »

Oh, I love experiments! Hybrids are so nice! Wonder how she will look, though. There's quite a difference in....biologial structure between the two donors.

And, please check if you Kohr-Ah make an exception to half-filth. Wouldn't want your little hybrid to commit suicide cause she thinks that's the right thing to do. (Then again, I am filth, so what I say is not so important. Wink

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« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2005, 02:53:09 am »

I just got this mental image of a little, pink, bald octopus-like
creature with a dozen eyes. Yikes!

Congrats. I hope the experiment continues well.
Naming should be interesting. Deathula?
Humith?


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Re: INTELLIGENCE INTERCEPT: Kohr-Ah/Human hybrid
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2005, 04:25:35 am »

"Naming should be interesting. Deathula? Humith?"

http://deathstar2.ytmnd.com/


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Re: INTELLIGENCE INTERCEPT: Kohr-Ah/Human hybrid
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2005, 02:16:26 pm »

Congratulations!

Now, did I hear soemthing about a bottle of highly destructive booze going round?

Oh, what the heck, forget it; i'm not Mr. Wiggles http://www.neilswaab.com/comics/wiggles/wiggles_content.html.....

Wait for phase 5:
"The evaluation of fertility of the hybrid".
I already wish you strong nerves for that.
And remember: there are some very funny Umgah around here to help amking "adjustments" if she feels like her husband is missing some arms.

Will the human egg donor be in the mood for christmas? What will your family say when they see her entering the family christmas party? What did her parents say when you met them first?

Enjoy!
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Re: INTELLIGENCE INTERCEPT: Kohr-Ah/Human hybrid
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2005, 02:41:21 pm »

Congratulations!

Now, ofcourse, you WILL teach your hybrid child how to properly pilot a Kohr-Ah Marauder, right?

Haw haw haw.. Eat that, Chmmr! Kohr-Man (Hum-Ah?) can easilly beat them Chmmrians!


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Re: INTELLIGENCE INTERCEPT: Kohr-Ah/Human hybrid
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2005, 07:24:15 pm »

'Merideath' (a temporary designation which for some reason is not preferred by the egg donor) will certainly be learning all relevant piloting skills.

As for phase 5, she will be constrained to the options within the institute, but that does leave quite a variety, ranging from the Kohr-Ah/Thraddash to the Kzer-za/Pkunk hybrid. Of course, the Druuge/Kzer-za may be the most attractive combination, due to the improved posture and sniffling-elimination granted by lacking a nose; but she may have to fight for him with the Syreen/Kohr-Ah hybrid.

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Will the human egg donor be in the mood for christmas?

Christmas? Isn't that the celebration of the birth of the human who attempted to cleanse the entire species?

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What did her parents say when you met them first?

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Re: INTELLIGENCE INTERCEPT: Kohr-Ah/Human hybrid
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2005, 09:32:47 pm »

Well, Megagun, if you are thinking upon who is most filthy.

The biological korh-ah certainly scores higher than the crystalline chmmr.

Just who is most fitted for cleansing then?


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Re: INTELLIGENCE INTERCEPT: Kohr-Ah/Human hybrid
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2005, 03:44:13 pm »

Quote from: Death 999 on December 14, 2005, 05:27:15 pm

The Kohr-Ah/human hybrid experiment began with the selection of two gene donors, Death_999 and a human female whose name is not readily represented in our Ur-Quan language.

You're not the first, so it seems!

hidden behind the Japanese accent was a one of your kin - Fred Korematsu (prononuced: kohr-ah-MAHT'-soo).

http://medaloffreedom.com/ (search for his name or scroll one third down)


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Re: INTELLIGENCE INTERCEPT: Kohr-Ah/Human hybrid
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2006, 10:05:09 am »

Quote from: Deus_Siddis on December 15, 2005, 04:25:35 am

"Naming should be interesting. Deathula? Humith?"

http://deathstar2.ytmnd.com/

LOL!!! That's hilarious! I'm sharing that with my friends & family Grin


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Re: INTELLIGENCE INTERCEPT: Kohr-Ah/Human hybrid
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2006, 10:00:06 am »

mmm... isnt an Ur quan a giant centepede like creature? the part we see is ONLY the head... And its huge as it is... Those tentacles aren't their appendages, they are just sensory organs on their face and fine manipulators. (think prehensile whiskers).

I cannot fathom how the mix would look like, or why would the Ur Quan even want to make one... but the notion definatly has a cool factor to it.

The thing is though... a centepede body and a humanoid body would just not mix... any combination that includes traits of both simply would not work.


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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2006, 05:41:56 pm »

You, sir, obviously have less imagination than some
others. I, for one, can certinaly envision a mix
of Ur-Quan and human body structure. It's
not sexy, but there it is.


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Re: INTELLIGENCE INTERCEPT: Kohr-Ah/Human hybrid
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2006, 05:43:49 pm »

Quote from: taltamir on February 06, 2006, 10:00:06 am

I cannot fathom how the mix would look like, or why would the Ur Quan even want to make one...

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But with the Once-and-for-all doctrine in place, of eliminating all alien races by making all alien races into Ur-Quan...


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Re: INTELLIGENCE INTERCEPT: Kohr-Ah/Human hybrid
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2006, 08:23:34 pm »

Quote from: Death 999 on February 07, 2006, 05:43:49 pm

Quote from: taltamir on February 06, 2006, 10:00:06 am

I cannot fathom how the mix would look like, or why would the Ur Quan even want to make one...

Jeez, you guys have no imagination, do you?:


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