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Topic: INTELLIGENCE INTERCEPT: Kohr-Ah/Human hybrid (Read 14107 times)
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Death 999
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We did. You did. Yes we can. No.
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The Kohr-Ah/human hybrid experiment began with the selection of two gene donors, Death_999 and a human female whose name is not readily represented in our Ur-Quan language. In Mid-may, the experiment will enter phase 3: removal of the hybrid from its egg, and proceed to phase 4: evaluation of its viability over the long term.
Initial scans suggest that the resulting creature is female.
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Deus Siddis
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Congratulations!
Under your guidance, I'm sure your offspring will one day become a great cleanser of filth.
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Krulle
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*Hurghi*! Krulle is *spitting* again!
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Congratulations!
Now, did I hear soemthing about a bottle of highly destructive booze going round?
Oh, what the heck, forget it; i'm not Mr. Wiggles http://www.neilswaab.com/comics/wiggles/wiggles_content.html.....
Wait for phase 5: "The evaluation of fertility of the hybrid". I already wish you strong nerves for that. And remember: there are some very funny Umgah around here to help amking "adjustments" if she feels like her husband is missing some arms.
Will the human egg donor be in the mood for christmas? What will your family say when they see her entering the family christmas party? What did her parents say when you met them first?
Enjoy! Krulle
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Megagun
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Congratulations!
Now, ofcourse, you WILL teach your hybrid child how to properly pilot a Kohr-Ah Marauder, right?
Haw haw haw.. Eat that, Chmmr! Kohr-Man (Hum-Ah?) can easilly beat them Chmmrians!
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biofilth
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Well, Megagun, if you are thinking upon who is most filthy.
The biological korh-ah certainly scores higher than the crystalline chmmr.
Just who is most fitted for cleansing then?
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MondayNight Frungy
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LOL!!! That's hilarious! I'm sharing that with my friends & family
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taltamir
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mmm... isnt an Ur quan a giant centepede like creature? the part we see is ONLY the head... And its huge as it is... Those tentacles aren't their appendages, they are just sensory organs on their face and fine manipulators. (think prehensile whiskers).
I cannot fathom how the mix would look like, or why would the Ur Quan even want to make one... but the notion definatly has a cool factor to it.
The thing is though... a centepede body and a humanoid body would just not mix... any combination that includes traits of both simply would not work.
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« Last Edit: February 06, 2006, 10:01:40 am by taltamir »
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HalfShadow
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I cannot fathom how the mix would look like, or why would the Ur Quan even want to make one... Jeez, you guys have no imagination, do you?:
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