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I.. Am going.. to cry..
« on: April 24, 2006, 08:52:25 am »

>.> After six months of playing UQM, I finally managed to track down a copy of the 3d0 CD of SC2, so I could at last toss in the intro and ending movies.. Jewel case, wrapped in sealed plastic and everything. I got it at the pawn shop for $6 ("NO REFUNDS! NO EXCEPTIONS!"), and lost it while we were moving.. I found it again.. I finally got around to unwrapping it, and.. IT WAS EMPTY! GAHHHHH! Bloody pawnie must've found an empty case and wrapped it in heatshrink plastic wrap or something..  >.<
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Re: I.. Am going.. to cry..
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2006, 10:31:19 am »

There is only one logical solution to this.

And it involves shotguns and balaclavas.
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2006, 02:58:55 pm »

That is just barbaric.

A Flamethrower would be much cleaner.
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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2006, 06:32:40 pm »

I think you, friend, deserve a bootleg.
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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2006, 07:02:24 pm »

Wow, that is aweful.
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Re: I.. Am going.. to cry..
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2006, 07:09:27 pm »

Barbaric acts call for barbaric response.

Shall we skin him alive or roast him over a slow fire?
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Re: I.. Am going.. to cry..
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2006, 07:37:35 pm »

Skin him alive *then* roast him over a slow fire.
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2006, 09:14:45 pm »

As long as the skinning is followed by a healthy dose of hacking at him with a chainsaw, I'm up for that.
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« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2006, 04:45:35 am »

well, while you're at it, you better tie him by his nads to the afterburner of a Fury, heh heh
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« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2006, 10:13:33 am »

Don’t actually do anything to him just find out where he lives and if he has any family.

If he has a daughter or a son find out where they go to school and take a few pictures of them leaving school or something to that effect. Then mail him the photos with no return address, and a letter stating how you don’t like what he did. It is perfectly legal if you don’t threaten him (in any way whatsoever). While anything with a shotgun or a flamethrower would be illegal.

 Of coarse it’s most likely not worth doing this. 
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« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2006, 02:13:01 pm »

I think a better approach would be to post the pictures on-line
with the address of the school underneath. Then send him
a link to the page. Knowing the information is
"out there" for everyone to see would probably give him chills.
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« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2006, 02:21:21 pm »

Or we could not be creepy and stalker-ish...  Shocked

And publishing pictures of minors when their legal guardians have not signed releases is a good way to get your ass in court- so are veiled threats. Perhaps the latter is technically legal, but you probably won't feel so hot after being grilled and possibly even detained by the police.
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« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2006, 06:58:56 pm »

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but you probably won't feel so hot

If you want heat, use the flamethrower. You can also use it to kill the weeds in your drive way as a side benefit.

"Con-Artists? Dandylions? In-laws? There's no job the Flamethrower© can't handle."
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« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2006, 07:05:13 am »

I so very much love the way you people think at times Grin
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« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2006, 07:47:44 am »

"Con-Artists? Dandylions? In-laws? There's no job the Flamethrower© can't handle."

That is just about the greatest thing I've ever heard.
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