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Topic: I.. Am going.. to cry.. (Read 8205 times)
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NamelessPlayer
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To think that someone would do that with a game as holy as Star Control 2...
I suggest you find that guy, castrate him, gag him to death with his own 'nads, and then roast him!
Or, if that's too much...oh, even what I suggested is just too good for this guy.
Maybe...ooh, I've got it! Stone him to death with rocks of just the right shape, size, and color(aqua, mauve, or magenta)to throw at monsters! That's what you get for screwing with the SC2 community!
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Deus Siddis
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Hehe, I've never had someone quote me in their signature before. Hopefully it won't give readers the wrong impression about myself, or my award winning line of problem solving products (like the Boss-Bazooka© or Counter-Telemarketing Orbital Strike Platform series'.) 
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Cooler3546
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you know, you could always just try ripping off his testis and stuffing them up his ass, so whenever he shits, he shits all over his balls. or, you could drill holes in his dick, so whenever he pees, he pisses all over his hands! yes, i like Team America...
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Terrell
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I like the skinning him alive option, after which put tobasco sauce in the wounds. Alcohol, salt, or pepper, among other things would work too, in the wounds.
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Anthony
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Star Control Lives!
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This thread has become more than just disturbing...
LOL, it's a revenge thread!
Anyways, buy him a pizza, but mix the cheese with cyanide!
Burn his car!
Put a potato in his exhaust pipe (They proved in Mythbusters that this doesn't work, but it will still annoy him)
Reply to junk mail involving money, and put the pawn shops number to it.
Prank call the pawn shop, and ask them if they do birthday parties.
Or, just beat him with a baseball bat with a nail hammered through the end. And give him a whach to the head for me!
Nobody fraks around with Star Control!!! NOBODY!!!
If it makes you feel any better, I spent $7 dollars on a Kill Bill DVD (don't ask), and it only had 45 minutes of the actual movie, so I know how you feel...
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Razorback
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We are all *happy campers*
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Could just drop him in a plastic grinder, toes first. Just have to hose the machine down when you're done.
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« Last Edit: June 02, 2006, 09:59:13 am by Razorback »
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Kaelos
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 I feel quite loved now. Thanks, guys, this thread has been giving me sorely-needed laughs. And by the way, the cyanide pizza idea /rocks/  Never going to /do/ it, but it rocks.
Sadly, I think a shutdown of this thread is needed before we all get arrested  Thanks for the memories, all! 
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), then impale him and burn him slowly. I think that would do 
