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Mugz the Sane
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@Deus:
Yes, like how Yankee priests love raping little boys. Actually, let's be perfectly honest here, priests are as human as everybody else. If they are turned on by little boys, good luck to them, and I hope they get the maximum sentence AND excommunication (pity we don't seem to do that anymore).
Married men molest little children. Married WOMEN molest little children. Single (wo)men molest children. I see it like this: molest a child, you are no longer a (whatever - be it priest, imam, shah, prince, engineer...), instead you are now a child molester, and as such deserve whatever is coming to you - social censure, lawyers, a long drop with a short rope, in that order. And I'm sorry, what about all of those OTHER religious leaders who commit the same crimes and don't even get mentioned? What about them? they're just a bit more discreet. So... the priests that were caught out were just more arrogant about how safe they were.
And why was it a bunch of AMERICAN priests that got caught _and_made_world_headlines?_ If they'd been, say, South African, or Norwegian, or something like that, the rest of the world wouldn't know at all. Unfortunately, americans live off the lies the media and their "leaders" pump into them, so their arrogance and superiority gets about as obese as they themselves are. America's slave masters hate the Catholic faith, so the moment anything within their borders occurs that could possibly degrade the Catholic image in the public eye, this happening gets plastered all over the media.
This is a very bad trend. Thanks to the completely unacceptable AND irresponsible behaviour of said priests, any/every Catholic priest is now suspect (as was so kindly pointed out). In certain quarters, merely BEING Catholic is enough to have people pointing and going "Child Rapist! Evil! You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself, Child Rapist!" (hear experience talking?)
EVERY human has a chance of developing tendencies of any type. Priests are human too. Gee, fancy that! What a novel concept! One's religion makes absolutely no difference. The only diffs the religion actually makes is what rules one breaks in doing something.
Personally, I feel that any and all happenings like that can only be blamed on human nature.
Just as an aside, go and research the reason why priests are required to be celibate. The shocker is that it all has to do with Saul (a.k.a. 'Saint' Paul) and nothing to do with God. Along with everything else, Saul was a converted misogynist who never knew Jesus in the first place.
The Landover Baptist thing is parody taken entirely too far.
As for Panzerkardinaal Ratzinger's history... well, finally we have a Pope who is less likely to bow down to the overbearing, arrogant Yanks and their ineffectual puppet UN. (Useless Nations, heh.) At least, I hoped so.
Actually, my answer to the world's problems is as follows: exterminate humanity and let God take it from there.
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Lukipela
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If they are turned on by little boys, good luck to them, and I hope they get the maximum sentence AND excommunication (pity we don't seem to do that anymore).
That seems a tad extreme. Surely they shouldn't be sentenced/excommunicated before they actually commit a crime? Or do you prescribe to the idea that if they have sinned in thought, they have sinned in the flesh?
Married men molest little children. Married WOMEN molest little children. Single (wo)men molest children. I see it like this: molest a child, you are no longer a (whatever - be it priest, imam, shah, prince, engineer...), instead you are now a child molester, and as such deserve whatever is coming to you - social censure, lawyers, a long drop with a short rope, in that order. And I'm sorry, what about all of those OTHER religious leaders who commit the same crimes and don't even get mentioned? What about them? they're just a bit more discreet. So... the priests that were caught out were just more arrogant about how safe they were.
If it helps any, I think Deus was making a joke in that special bumbling way he has, rather than singling your religion out to be the only one that has had this problem.
And why was it a bunch of AMERICAN priests that got caught _and_made_world_headlines?_ If they'd been, say, South African, or Norwegian, or something like that, the rest of the world wouldn't know at all. Unfortunately, americans live off the lies the media and their "leaders" pump into them, so their arrogance and superiority gets about as obese as they themselves are. America's slave masters hate the Catholic faith, so the moment anything within their borders occurs that could possibly degrade the Catholic image in the public eye, this happening gets plastered all over the media.
This may come to a surprise to you (assuming you're American), but the entire world doesn't focus on what happens in the US. I realise that you think US news are terribly important and assume that the rest of the world is talking abouut the exact same things as you are. This isn't really the case hwoever. A lot of other religious leaders slip up and get ostracized publicy. That the american media doesn't bring it up doesn't mean the rest of the world doesn't know anything about it. for example, when I hear about child molesting Catholics, I immediately think of Ireland, which has had it's fair share of these incidents. I do vaguely recall some news about it happening in the US as well, but it's not as if European newspapers plaster your news all over the headlines.
This is a very bad trend. Thanks to the completely unacceptable AND irresponsible behaviour of said priests, any/every Catholic priest is now suspect (as was so kindly pointed out). In certain quarters, merely BEING Catholic is enough to have people pointing and going "Child Rapist! Evil! You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself, Child Rapist!" (hear experience talking?)
What quarters are these? The slum of Retard city in the province of Stupido? Don't associate with people who are daft ebough to judge ANY group of people by the actions of a few.
EVERY human has a chance of developing tendencies of any type. Priests are human too. Gee, fancy that! What a novel concept! One's religion makes absolutely no difference. The only diffs the religion actually makes is what rules one breaks in doing something.
It has been theorized though that religions that require abstinence are more at risk for such behaviour. Whether this is true or not I have no idea.
Personally, I feel that any and all happenings like that can only be blamed on human nature.
I feel this can mostly be blamed on Deus.
Just as an aside, go and research the reason why priests are required to be celibate. The shocker is that it all has to do with Saul (a.k.a. 'Saint' Paul) and nothing to do with God. Along with everything else, Saul was a converted misogynist who never knew Jesus in the first place.
Just to inquire, if you know it's a foolish rule that isn't directly connected to the religion, why isn't it changed?
The Landover Baptist thing is parody taken entirely too far.
It is my experience that when stupid people make parodies, they end up just like that. Not funny, or even interesting.
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Also, what the christ?
As for Panzerkardinaal Ratzinger's history... well, finally we have a Pope who is less likely to bow down to the overbearing, arrogant Yanks and their ineffectual puppet UN. (Useless Nations, heh.) At least, I hoped so.
What do you expect him to do, rally the Catholic army, replace the UN and overthrow the bloodthirsty oil drinking Yanks? He's the figurehead of a large religion, but it's not as if he has much economic or political clout to wave around. At best he can try to be a force for reconciliation between different faiths and try and mitigate some of the more conservative rules in your faith.
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Deus Siddis
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Yes, like how Yankee priests love raping little boys. Actually, let's be perfectly honest here, priests are as human as everybody else. If they are turned on by little boys, good luck to them, and I hope they get the maximum sentence AND excommunication (pity we don't seem to do that anymore).
Married men molest little children. Married WOMEN molest little children. Single (wo)men molest children. I see it like this: molest a child, you are no longer a (whatever - be it priest, imam, shah, prince, engineer...), instead you are now a child molester, and as such deserve whatever is coming to you - social censure, lawyers, a long drop with a short rope, in that order. And I'm sorry, what about all of those OTHER religious leaders who commit the same crimes and don't even get mentioned? What about them? they're just a bit more discreet. So... the priests that were caught out were just more arrogant about how safe they were.
And why was it a bunch of AMERICAN priests that got caught _and_made_world_headlines?_ If they'd been, say, South African, or Norwegian, or something like that, the rest of the world wouldn't know at all. Unfortunately, americans live off the lies the media and their "leaders" pump into them, so their arrogance and superiority gets about as obese as they themselves are. America's slave masters hate the Catholic faith, so the moment anything within their borders occurs that could possibly degrade the Catholic image in the public eye, this happening gets plastered all over the media.
This is a very bad trend. Thanks to the completely unacceptable AND irresponsible behaviour of said priests, any/every Catholic priest is now suspect (as was so kindly pointed out). In certain quarters, merely BEING Catholic is enough to have people pointing and going "Child Rapist! Evil! You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself, Child Rapist!" (hear experience talking?)
EVERY human has a chance of developing tendencies of any type. Priests are human too. Gee, fancy that! What a novel concept! One's religion makes absolutely no difference. The only diffs the religion actually makes is what rules one breaks in doing something.
As Luki mentioned, there was a lot of this shit going on in Ireland as well, and that makes one wonder if this is just limited to two nations. . .?
But more importantly, this was a conspiracy, that the vatican itself knew about and tried to cover up. Priests were moved around once they made too much trouble, but they were not even put out of action, they could harm more kids from a new church. I have a suspicion that there is so much corruption within the church, that even those who are not direct offenders in this way, have secrets they need to keep hidden, so they don't want the police to have these bastards, as they could start leaking church secrets, or the secrets of those priests or bishops who turned them into the local authorities. And this has been going on for decades.
I'm not really attacking how you may believe in or prefer what the catholic church preaches over others, I don't know enough about all those specifics to even know where to begin (like what separated the orthodox church from the catholic, I don't remember anymore.) But this deep rooted treachery inside the catholic church structure should NOT be forgotten, until either it is abandoned by its followers (who may stick true to their beliefs, but do so outside of the church) or every last church document is made public or reviewed by an uncorrupted wing of local law enforcement and everyone who had any involvement is behind bars.
As far as I'm concerned, giving money to the Catholic Church right now is what you would call a 'Sin.' Doing so is paying for these ass holes to keep harming the very children who are told to follow their 'moral' guidance.
So while there's a lot of people who do bad things on there own, they don't have religion, money, and a politically powerful multi-national organization to help bail them out when they start to get noticed.
Personally, I feel that any and all happenings like that can only be blamed on human nature.
You won't blame the modern catholic church for what it does and yet you will send blame at the UN, both being organizations with multiple individuals making them up? (Not that I'm standing up for the UN or disagreeing with what you have said about them.)
Luki
I feel this can mostly be blamed on Deus.
How dare you be so daft as to judge an entire person by the actions of a few words. ;p
Anyway, that was more of a joke originally, since Mugz said he was fine with more examples, and I guess I don't really want to see this swept under the rug by simply blaming materialists and muslims for the world's problems (again, not standing saying they are better, just irrelevant to this problem) while the crap the vatican does goes unnoticed.
Possibly because you're the only one who actually reads what he posts? I got as far as jews killing false Christians in NY and realized that it was either bad parody or a troll. Subsequently, I haven't clicked on any links since.
Same here, only I couldn't even make as much sense of it as you have.
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Lukipela
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That's why when I read back in the threads, people ask if it a parody or not? I had to link to the terms of service. This site needs TheUniversalFlood. In fact, he thinks all of sourceforge needs it.
So what thread are you reading? Here's some excerpts from the one the forum were currently in, just in case you lost it.
Can we ban this guy now? Seriously. Some jew jokes can be funny in context, but he has presented none.
I'm not about to ban people for having a bad sense of humour.
We all know that the only persons who can joke about Jews are Jews, such as the dear Mr Cohen. To be fair, his jokes are also funny.
OMG, this is part of the conspiracy- he wants us to think he is a troll so that we won't think he is a shill ! Open your eyes people!
I haven't read everything, but the first one sounds like it might be a joke lampooning anti-semitic christians.
OHHHHHHHH Kay 
Note that so far, Deus is the only one who thinks it might be a joke, everyone else views it as a joke. Kohr-Ah might have thought it was a joke, or he might have thought it was real. At no point does he tell us so we can't assume either.
The landoverbaptist.org stuff seems to me an obvious parody. Accept Jesus Christ as your Savior and get a Playstation 3 = teh funnay!!
That's why when I read back in the threads, people ask if it a parody or not? I had to link to the terms of service. This site needs TheUniversalFlood. In fact, he thinks all of sourceforge needs it.
So the question would be, where are all these people who are asking whether it's a parody or not? Are they in your mind? Did they disappear? Mugz is the only one to have taken you even remotely seriously, and I suspect that's just because his faith is a sore spot (apparently).
To make it A TROLLING ONLY WORLD!
How about a world where you leave comedy to those who actually know what it is?
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To be honest, I've never found Christian parody sites to be funny. I've never seen one which is anything but crude and boring whilst blatantly taking things out of context.
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) as I was the first one to see that this was purposeful idiocy:]