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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2006, 02:25:07 am »

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So are you a Cat Follower or Cat Breeder Deus?

Nah, the cat breeder thing was a joke. In america there are certain obsessive groups that feel an almost religious reverence for something that most other people would only have a modest interest in. I hadn't seen the cat pic thread either at the time, sort of a funny coincidence. I am more of a cat person though, since it is sometimes hard for me to fathom why there are so many more dog owners than pig owners- the only difference is the later can be fed table scraps, which might make it cheaper long term.


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I can't help but wonder what's next. Maybe he'll start talking about rainbows?

Dunno, doesn't seem like his style, especially not for a norwegian teen in a remote fishing village or whatever. Though if you look at his last sentence, it doesn't make much grammatical sense, and yet the words aren't misspelled and there is okay punctuation- some indication that he might not use english as his primary language.
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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2006, 07:55:18 am »

The beast will rise from heaven and make war with Satan.


Psalm 18:7-11 (New International Version)

7 The earth trembled and quaked,
       and the foundations of the mountains shook;
       they trembled because he was angry.

 8 Smoke rose from his nostrils;
       consuming fire came from his mouth,
       burning coals blazed out of it.

 9 He parted the heavens and came down;
       dark clouds were under his feet.

 10 He mounted the cherubim and flew;
       he soared on the wings of the wind.

 11 He made darkness his covering, his canopy around him—
       the dark rain clouds of the sky.
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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2006, 07:59:58 am »

All the niggers, jews, catholics, middle eastern people, Americans, Europeans, and the rest of the nations rise with one voice and say it's a-okay to be gay and a satanist.  God makes war with them.
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« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2006, 09:17:51 am »

OHHHHHHHH Kay  Huh
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« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2006, 10:56:36 am »

I see what you're implying and think you're right. It's that Zanthius dipshit from a few years back.

You misunderstand. I was just making a general comparison to the absurdity of Zanths posts vs. .these posts.  For all his absurdity Zanth was more about blowing his own horn, telling us things about his great religion, and what was supposed to be done, communing with nature and all that. This guy is for some reason just posting straight out racism, be it because he is trolling, because it's his opinion, or because he finds it funny in some unfathomable way. My bet would be juvenile trolling though, just trying to bait people into writing long hateful diatribes against him. Some people get off that way.

I'm actually a bit intrigued by this, and wonder if the "brother" would care to post some sort of explanation for Lores retardation, or whether he agrees with these statements.
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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2006, 12:56:17 pm »

http://www.hottest-host.com/whitechrist/bornagainfags.html


God, who's son is Jesus, shall make war with Satan.
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« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2006, 02:11:17 pm »

Just out of curiosity, is anyone even reading these links? I slugged halfway through the first one, and then gave up. I assume the rest is the same sort of stuff, but clicking one open just reveals a wall of ugly text in horrible colours which I can't be bothered to look more clearly at.
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« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2006, 06:42:58 am »

Just out of curiosity, is anyone even reading these links? I slugged halfway through the first one, and then gave up. I assume the rest is the same sort of stuff, but clicking one open just reveals a wall of ugly text in horrible colours which I can't be bothered to look more clearly at.

The landoverbaptist.org stuff seems to me an obvious parody. Accept Jesus Christ as your Savior and get a Playstation 3 = teh funnay!!

When I first read the stuff on the hottest-host site, I was assaulted with the most idiotic, racist, hateful crap I had ever encountered. However, after reading the article about anime, I'm beginning to think that this might be a parody site as well.

I haven't bothered with the other ones yet.

After Zanthius was mentioned here, I found myself longing to read some of his insanities for a few good laughs. Unfortunately the search function on this board is shot. Also his website seems to be missing much of its content from that time (though the Wayback Machine still has copies). The most I could find post-wise was a scant offering on SCDB.

It's kind of sad, but I almost miss the guy (?) for the comedy he brought here, even if he (probably) didn't intend it.

Edit: Could this be the true face of Zanthius?
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« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2006, 08:50:43 am »

Edit: Could this be the true face of Zanthius?

That little SOB is going bald at 15, apparently. Yes, that is right, I am flaming someone who hasn't been here in over a year. Might as well take a crack at NEMT while I'm at it.
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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2006, 11:44:10 am »

Catholicism: A menace to your soul.


http://www.hottest-host.com/whitechrist/amishinhell.html


http://www.ooze.com/toolofsatan/index2.html


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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2006, 01:16:34 pm »

I go on holiday for a few weeks, come back, and what do I find?

@LoreAlmighty. I am probably wasting my time even bothering with this post, but anyway.

First: seriously man, if you WANT to be taken seriously in ANY religious debate, don't post anything from the landover baptists. I haven't yet decided whether they're serious or only kidding. If they're serious, well, Satan has a place reserved specially for anyone belonging to that damned cabal. If they're only kidding, their humour is childish, derivative and excessively scatological.

Second: attack other religions or viewpoints ONLY if your viewpoint or religion is ABSOLUTELY the 'right' one chosen specifically by the Lord Himself. Otherwise you make yourself look like a floon.

Third: attacking Catholicism... well. Fine. So I belong to a religion which is universally damned. So I am going to hell. So what what the rest of the world thinks about my beliefs. But hey - you were born onto this earth too weren't you? Sorry, bub, you're also hell-bound - ever heard of original sin? And guess what else - being holier-than-thou REALLY gets up the Lord's nose AFAIK.

(And while we're on the topic of Catholicism vs Judaism vs Islam vs Paganism vs Satanism vs Egoism vs Felinism vs whatever, you choose your outmoded belief system and I'll choose mine, time will tell who's right.)

Fourth: I can take a joke about my own religion incredibly well for a Catholic. 90% of religious people either can't or won't.

Fifth: If you want to find out which religion is the correct one to lead you to eternal paradise, well, then follow these simple steps: Die. Go to the afterlife. Find out.

Finally: the teachings of the prophets and Jesus paint us one picture of what God is like. Our modern religious insitutions paint a totally different one, and what's worse is every institution has its own picture - often at odds with the one Jesus, the prophets and the Saints gave us.
For example: Roman Catholicism (the one I am a member of and thus feel qualified to comment on) is guilty of the Crusades, the Inquisition, and I'm sure everyone else can think up another few examples. How does this tie in with the message the Church preaches? "Jesus loves you, unless you're Jewish/Muslim/Buddhist/Taoist/Tolkienist/whatever." Take that theory and shove it. It's utter rubbish.

In fact, take ALL arrogance and shove it. It's not needed.
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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2006, 01:52:04 pm »

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html

Search parody.
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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #27 on: November 23, 2006, 01:53:35 pm »

White Christ is a parody done by The Universal Flood.

http://www.hottest-host.com/theuniversalflood/


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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #28 on: November 23, 2006, 02:38:08 pm »

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White Christ is a parody done by The Universal Flood.

Parody is one of the most powerful forms of comedy, and yet you progressive morons still manage to bungle it up.


Anywho, this admission makes me the sharpest tool in the thread ( Wink ) as I was the first one to see that this was purposeful idiocy:

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I haven't read everything, but the first one sounds like it might be a joke lampooning anti-semitic christians. You can't hate everything middle-eastern and then turn around and say you are a Christian ('cause I'm fairly certain the whole bible takes place there.) I don't think Lore can be considered much of a true believer within any religion anyway, based on his sig, which seems sort of sacrilegeous.
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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #29 on: November 23, 2006, 02:46:35 pm »

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UzKe97ybmZ4

Bush is fag pimp president.


"If Bible was written by Greek fags basing it on the values of jew fag Hebrews, does that make it false?"


I don't care if the Epistles were written by Greeks, or if Paul traveled around Cyprus and Greece with fags, the Bible is true.



 Acts 18:1
After this Paul left Athens and went to Corinth.


http://thebricktestament.com/acts/paul_in_athens/ac18_01.html



 Acts 13:4
So these two, sent on their mission by the Holy Spirit, went down to Seleucia and from there set sail for Cyprus.


http://www.thebricktestament.com/acts/bar-jesus/ac13_04.html



The New Testament was not written by bloodthirsty mooslims, but rather fag Greeks and Macedonians.  The New Testament was written originally in filthy Greek, and was later translated into that Filthy Latin.
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