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Re: You know you're addicted to Star Control when
« Reply #45 on: May 07, 2007, 02:22:54 am »

You phone to the 'PKUNKRA' number and ask : "What will happen to the Pkunk? I'm worried."  Smiley
I actually did that.  It was odd, and didn't work.  I think is was a company phone number or something.

...You interrogate all the thin, bald people you meet for what they did to humanity and why.

...You think any stack of rocks is the last Taalo, and try to communicate with it.
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Re: You know you're addicted to Star Control when
« Reply #46 on: May 07, 2007, 06:04:04 am »

When you see a mushroom and say its a Mycon. (Happened to Me once)
When you expect to see the sky colored red.
When you see the sky coloured red and you shake your fist at it.
When you see a green truck/car/plane and you expect fusion blasts to fire.
When you see a green truck/car/plane and say "Oh no! Its the Ur-Quan! I surrender!
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Re: You know you're addicted to Star Control when
« Reply #47 on: May 09, 2007, 04:29:23 am »

When you go to KFC and order a bucket of Kentucky F.R.I.E.D. Chicken just to have proof that a Marauder can beat a Terminator.

Okay, maybe that was too complex.
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Re: You know you're addicted to Star Control when
« Reply #48 on: May 14, 2007, 07:51:24 am »

When you're listening to a lecture on driving, and think to yourself, "of course being reckless is dangerous, you bump into the planet and lose crew!"
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Re: You know you're addicted to Star Control when
« Reply #49 on: May 14, 2007, 01:26:15 pm »

When you have remorses for the 1/2 cm3 of sugar you *dissolved* in your tea/coffee.
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Re: You know you're addicted to Star Control when
« Reply #50 on: May 17, 2007, 08:34:22 am »

you wonder how mushrooms can live at temperatures so cold.

you call someone to invite them over, and immediately expect their car to appear in view of your house within a few seconds.
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Re: You know you're addicted to Star Control when
« Reply #51 on: May 22, 2007, 07:21:14 pm »

(If you're a wonam) You see a something pleasurable (something which is not appropriate for posting here) and you say, "OMG this guy has a Syreen Ship!".

Follow-up, VARIANT 1: You dodge the white stuff coming out of the Syreen Ship, lest you lose 2 crew.
Follow-up, VARIANT 2: (for nem) You consider that wonem attracted by your Syreen Ship are lesbian.

EDIT: Thanks Lukipela for reversing the above statement.
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Re: You know you're addicted to Star Control when
« Reply #52 on: May 22, 2007, 07:29:39 pm »

Shouldn't it be the other way around? You see something pleasurable and think "Oh, a Syreen Ship"
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Re: You know you're addicted to Star Control when
« Reply #53 on: May 23, 2007, 08:43:14 pm »

Start writing a stroy about the Androsynth
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Re: You know you're addicted to Star Control when
« Reply #54 on: May 26, 2007, 06:58:29 pm »

...When you begin running around, stating that we will all die in the small war of 2015. (Not far off! Only 7 more years!)

...When you think Megaman X ripped off the Melnorme Trader for having a charge-up weapon.

...When you think there will be superintellegent human clones on earth by 2015, being utilized as slaves.

...When you think Venus is green, and has fire running across its surface in addition to obscenely frequent thunder storms.

...When you think Uranus has no moons.
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Re: You know you're addicted to Star Control when
« Reply #55 on: May 27, 2007, 06:55:31 am »

...When you think Venus is green, and has fire running across its surface in addition to obscenely frequent thunder storms.
It DOES have a buttload of thunderstorms, that's true.  Fire?  not so much.

...you think every piece of ABC bubblegum is an Umgah spy, modified to be tiny.

...you go to a VG-con wearing a purple robe and mask. (I actually plan to do this someday!)

...you see IFL on TV listings, and for a second you honestly think that they're broadcasting International Frungy League games!
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Re: You know you're addicted to Star Control when
« Reply #56 on: March 20, 2011, 12:44:47 am »

You plan on going to every planet and record what minerals, biological and energies it has. (Give me some time on this)
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Re: You know you're addicted to Star Control when
« Reply #57 on: March 20, 2011, 12:50:31 am »

You question the sexuality of anyone who doens't think Talana is hot.
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Re: You know you're addicted to Star Control when
« Reply #58 on: March 20, 2011, 05:15:59 am »

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You question the sexuality of anyone who doens't think Talana is hot.

Or better yet, You question the sexuality of anyone who doesn't think Zex is hot!  Grin
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Re: You know you're addicted to Star Control when
« Reply #59 on: March 20, 2011, 08:44:00 am »

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You question the sexuality of anyone who doens't think Talana is hot.

Or better yet, You question the sexuality of anyone who doesn't think Zex is hot!  Grin

I am really hoping Moosey is NOT the next in line...
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