The Ur-Quan Masters Home Page Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
October 04, 2022, 09:46:50 am
Home Help Search Login Register
News: Paul & Fred have reached a settlement with Stardock!

+  The Ur-Quan Masters Discussion Forum
|-+  The Ur-Quan Masters Re-Release
| |-+  General UQM Discussion (Moderator: Death 999)
| | |-+  What is up with all the Mycon?!
« previous next »
Pages: [1] Print
Author Topic: What is up with all the Mycon?!  (Read 6332 times)
Dancing Fungus
*Many bubbles*
***
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 150


Armor always looks cool with extra techno...right?


View Profile
What is up with all the Mycon?!
« on: January 14, 2008, 08:32:12 pm »

Everything I see these days has Mycon in it.
First on our grand tour of senselessness, Mycon Incorporated.


http://www.myconsoft.com/

Man, those Mycon sure have adapted well to our job market. Our little fungal friends have even become contractors! I hope they get paid well.


http://www.usarchitecture.com/Contractors/builders_2.htm

They seem to be good marketeers, too. Can you imagine what kind of people get ripped off because they bought useless garbage from a fungus?
http://www.mycon.co.uk/

They seem to be quite popular in the business world.
http://www.mycongroup.com/site/home/home.html

And, of course, don't forget to join the Mycon fitness club! We all know that fungi keep in great physical shape!
www.bs48.com/gym/

Weird, huh?
Logged

Thrice thy blinded cat hath mewed....
Shiver
Guest


Email
Re: What is up with all the Mycon?!
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2008, 08:38:18 pm »


Holy sh-...

I mean, "Well pop my pupae!"
Logged
countchocula86
*Smell* controller
****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 345


Culture 20!


View Profile
Re: What is up with all the Mycon?!
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2008, 08:41:06 pm »

THEYRE TAKING OVER!!!
Logged

I like to think you killed a man. It's the romantic in me.
Dancing Fungus
*Many bubbles*
***
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 150


Armor always looks cool with extra techno...right?


View Profile
Re: What is up with all the Mycon?!
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2008, 09:55:53 pm »

From what I've seen on Google, that's just the tip of the iceberg.

They dance AND sing!
www.zoozle.org/emule-bittorrent-download/Mycon,songtext,en,0.html

Mycon Technologies! If you ever want to buy a podship, you better order it soon! Too bad the Mycon don't seem to be good at spelling...
Quote
The company focus is to drive the customers sales tu success.
https://www.red-hat.com/apps/isv_catalog/VendorProfile.html?cat=isv&vendor_id=1231

Does your vehicle need some quality maintenance? The Mycon are happy to help you with that! Just pull up into their garage on Rainier Avenue!
http://yellowpages.superpages.com/profile~SRC_vzlocal~C_Used+Cars~RR_25~R_D~LID_rqUNaN3qyXSQjr65GWoVAg%3D%3D.htm

Are your plasmoids too slow? Get some special equipment and upgrades! Podship owners go here!
http://www.myerscontrols.com/about.htm

Need to sweeten up those cookies you're baking? Get some crystallized Mycon!
http://books.google.com/books?id=tawEAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA614&lpg=PA614&dq=mycon&source=web&ots=_5GxqqrduK&sig=11VZttCEB4RiaxuR_Af8ogDjx0k

Mycon are great athletes too!
http://www.warriorboxing.com/abc/club_browse.php?cClubname=MYCON%20A.B.C.

At least they're cooperative!
http://www.mycon.dk/index.php?page=co-operation

And finally, a quote from a website that won't work for some reason.
Quote
Currently, some Mycon reps visit customers. (mostly doctors and hospitals)
Logged

Thrice thy blinded cat hath mewed....
Prowler2885
Guest


Email
Re: What is up with all the Mycon?!
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2008, 08:15:49 am »

They are the Juffo-Wup.
Logged
countchocula86
*Smell* controller
****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 345


Culture 20!


View Profile
Re: What is up with all the Mycon?!
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2008, 07:46:16 pm »

Quote
Currently, some Mycon reps visit customers. (mostly doctors and hospitals)

Scariest quote of all
Logged

I like to think you killed a man. It's the romantic in me.
Dancing Fungus
*Many bubbles*
***
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 150


Armor always looks cool with extra techno...right?


View Profile
Re: What is up with all the Mycon?!
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2008, 10:30:49 pm »

More quotes:
Quote
Do the same dull icons darken your docks, desktop or menus? Want mycons to be yourcons?

The Precursors are apparently still  updating the Mycon as we speak.
Quote
Subject:    ANN: MyCon 2004.1.1 Released
List-id:    <win32.mysql.com>

SciBit is happy and proud to announce the 2004.1.1 release of MyCon. 

If you already have a registered copy, upgrading your current version is free
and you can download the new MyCon Pro version (or for trial purposes)
http://osdir.com/ml/db.mysql.windows/2004-08/msg00156.html

Will it never end?
Quote

At least they're doing some good.
Quote
MYCON Builders for Modern INDIA
http://www.myconrealtors.com/

More....
http://www.profilecanada.com/companydetail.cfm?company=2428408_Mycon_Construction_London_ON

This cannot be good.
Quote
Are you looking for a better and healthier lifestyle? Mycon Enterprises offers an exclusive line of health and wellness products to help achieve this goal.
http://myconenterprises.com/PBP/Templates/Template5/Home.aspx?SiteID=73F9AE44A6EF44338339CBE90D80E061&

But why could they be so interested in our health care?
http://www.kellysearch.co.in/in-company-350512138.html

I have *anticipation* and then what? So much problems.
Logged

Thrice thy blinded cat hath mewed....
Pages: [1] Print 
« previous next »
Jump to:  


Login with username, password and session length

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!