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Shiver
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helow. iam capiten zelnick. pleas hear my plight.
thsi is the Vindicatro. poeple will tell yuo that it is osome but it is not. for thisship hides a terrible secret.
there is onley one place to shit ont he whole ship.
i have to wlak 6 kilimiters thare adn back from teh captains chare every time i need 2 taka leak. you know what?? i dont even liek tokking to aliens. i say fuck this and fcuk you.
im leaving with fwiffo. dnyarri will kee pthe ship. i think ucan go eatta bag of hell!
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« Last Edit: March 12, 2008, 08:38:40 am by Shiver »
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guesst
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I always thought the crapped in his head. I mean, the guy's got to be flexible 'n all, but hey, whatever works. And, see, the crew all stand on the poop deck, which is guess is a result of that bathroom being so far away.
He he. Nautical humor.
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Elvish Pillager
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I didn't use MS Paint, the Dnyarri isn't a flagship, I didn't paint the Ur-Quan onto it, the flagship isn't glorious, the Dnyarri isn't glorious, and the situation would be hard to consider implausible since it happened countless times in the history. Have I debunked you enough now? I would have figured out a way to MS Paint suspension of belief, too, if I had MS Paint.
Ah, thank goodness for that. I couldn't take it anymore.
Always happy to oblige. *bows*
But how do you tell the difference between a male and female Ur-quan?
And can you tell at all what sex it is if it hasn't used the bathroom recently?
I have been unable to find any reliable evidence for the existence of male Ur-Quan. On the other hand, the Ur-Quan themselves confirm the existence of Ur-Quan females, so I use "she" as a generic pronoun to be careful. ^_^
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My team of four Androsynth and three Chmmr is the most unfair team ever! My mod |
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Shiver
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I didn't use MS Paint, the Dnyarri isn't a flagship, I didn't paint the Ur-Quan onto it, the flagship isn't glorious, the Dnyarri isn't glorious, and the situation would be hard to consider implausible since it happened countless times in the history. Have I debunked you enough now? I would have figured out a way to MS Paint suspension of belief, too, if I had MS Paint.
You really, really don't get how joke threads work. That dead fish gimmick you pulled in "ITT we are posting on the Internet" was the least funny thing in the thread and it looks like you're screwing up another one with your stunted sense of humor. Please stop trying to commandeer my thread.
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Shiver
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The problem with your useful contributions is that this forum really isn't used to stuff like that, we've only had a thread or two before this. Maybe you should start off with instructions in the first post? Or just make a general "Humour thread guidelines" thread.
Eh, it's alright. As far as screw-around threads go this was a C-minus on my part in terms of delivery. I also should have known the UQM community would dive straight into yammering about semantics if I made anything related to Star Control itself.
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