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Re: The Shofixti threat
« Reply #90 on: April 09, 2003, 02:42:03 am »

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« Reply #91 on: April 09, 2003, 03:18:59 am »

You may have a future in amateur porn, GermanNigthmare.  That's actually a scary though, I'm sorry for bringing it up...   Cry  I'm now scarred for life. lol.

Imagine the Shofixti females.  I mean, the male Shofixti are strong and all, but who do you think is more domineering?  I would be frightened of a Shofixti woman.  That fact of sheer size and frightening presence alone may often scare the Shofixti mem to not want to pro-create.  Those hairy women aren't the most appealing bed-mates, in my opinion...
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« Reply #92 on: April 09, 2003, 03:25:27 am »

yes, but you aren't a hairy equally agressive male (I assume you're not that hairy anyway Wink ) I think the Shofixti do just fine on that issue.

EDIT: How do I keep missing these things!? In response to your comment Censored, yes, they would've needed females. But does anyone know for sure that all Shofixti braves are male? unlikely as it may be, some might be female... Or, some females and males may have been stuck in Yehat territory (ambassador and staff) and permitted to escape without anyone knowing it.
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Re: The Shofixti threat
« Reply #93 on: April 09, 2003, 04:37:40 am »

LOL!
(Actually, as I'm writing these lines, I'm still laughing to myself!)

D_999: Not sure about that. But if nothing else works out for me I might chose that occupation. Science Fiction Erotica.

O-S: That is nasty and you know it! You should never have brought that up!
As for the Shofixti females... Maybe there is hope and they do shave? Just a little? Any chance for it? (Ooh - man, see what you have done now!)

LP: If I didn't know it better, I'd say I now know the reason why the Shofixti males are so eager to die in combat rather than to return home to their wives... But Tanaka seemed quite thrilled with the honor we bestowed on him.

(As we're already in the depths nobody should really explore... What would you guys do if the whole human race was almost extinct, you were the only male left and all you could get your hands on was, let's say, not the prime beef you would like to repopulate earth with? And don't you start with the inner values!)
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« Reply #94 on: April 09, 2003, 06:36:44 am »

Omni-kun, you shock me with your Human-centrism!


(If no one understands, I guess I can elaborate, but I think this an acknowledged joke, I'm just being silly)
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« Reply #95 on: April 09, 2003, 08:35:18 am »

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But does anyone know for sure that all Shofixti braves are male? unlikely as it may be, some might be female... Or, some females and males may have been stuck in Yehat territory (ambassador and staff) and permitted to escape without anyone knowing it.


Depends on how closely modeled after feudal Japan the Shofixti are. Still, I imagine there are quite a number of formidable Shofixiti ninja. That would be rather scary! *laughs* A feral badger ninja. *cheers!*
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« Reply #96 on: April 12, 2003, 03:18:31 am »

The ninja Shofixti should have another sort of ship though...

Anyway, all of this just proves my original point. You can't trust the little buggers. Turn your back, and they'll multiply, and spread. Then either the Glory Devices or the Ninjas will finish you off.... Well, disreagrading the idea that Shofixti females need to shave and be sedated before procreation anyway....
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« Reply #97 on: April 13, 2003, 02:30:06 am »

Maybe all the female Shofixti are women...  They may be called 'maidens', but they can probably kick some ass.  I find it funny that ZEX would be interested in female Shofixti...  I would think just the thought of a lady Shofixti would frighten any race into submission.
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« Reply #98 on: April 13, 2003, 02:34:29 am »

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Maybe all the female Shofixti are women...


I would have never guessed that fact! I'm glad you told us, otherwise, who knows what might have happened...
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« Reply #99 on: April 13, 2003, 03:46:28 pm »

Shofixti are the REAL ULTIMATE POWER!! They flip out and kill people!!
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« Reply #100 on: April 14, 2003, 03:25:56 am »

Well, not really... They will however devour us. Omni, are you sure all shofixti females are women? Some could be girls as well Wink
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« Reply #101 on: April 23, 2003, 06:25:15 pm »

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Maybe all the female Shofixti are women...

Wow, I must've been on drugs at the time I wrote this.   Roll Eyes  I don't even remember what I was trying to write...

I'm sure it was prophetic and insightful, though...   Grin
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« Reply #102 on: April 24, 2003, 12:49:52 am »

Maybe you meant, maybe some of the Shofixti maidens are just little girl Shofixti?
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« Reply #103 on: April 24, 2003, 02:30:19 am »

I think I meant to say that all shofixti women may be female, but they probably don't act like the ladies we have in our society.  Imagine macho, furry warrior princesses like Xena, but on creatine.
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« Reply #104 on: April 24, 2003, 02:59:26 am »

A furry Xena? Now that's a strange picture you're painting. I swear, you and GM should write an erotic starcontrol novel together...
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