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« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2003, 02:08:02 am »
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... Also teaches you valuable lessons like "plan ahead" and "assess the situation before you do"  Cool

I think the saying is "Look before you leap!"

Star Control 2, you see, is not just a game meant for entertainment... it is a learning process!  It provides real life experience:  Never pick up more than you can carry.  If you do, you'll be over your head in paperwork from the IRS.  The guys were just doing their part to keep us out of trouble.

Such nice guys.
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« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2003, 07:17:47 pm »
What does the... encounter with Talana teach us, then?

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« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2003, 09:42:27 pm »
What the hidden functionality of that costume is... knife included.
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« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2003, 10:01:03 pm »
Yeah! ...like this... ...and this... ...and this...  Kiss
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« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2003, 08:54:12 pm »
Maybe not to be shy should we ever happen to encounter actual women Smiley
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Maybe not to be shy should we ever happen to encounter actual women Smiley

Nothing against Paul or Fred, but perhaps they're not the best guys to be teaching us about such subjects...

Then again, it's not like we'd ever use the information one day...    Embarrassed
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« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2003, 01:23:12 am »
Speak for yourself, O'-Sama  Cheesy

Could be better lately, but it could also be a lot worse...
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« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2003, 01:25:49 am »
It can always be better, excpet during very rare circumstances. then again, it can almost always be worse. Maybe we're just nerver happy as a species. that's probably the drive behind our civilization and our (eventual) space exploration. We always imagine that we'll be happier once we achieve the next stage, or that we'll be happier when we get to the next place. And yet, it never seems to happen. Such a strange species.
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« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2003, 01:34:16 am »
At least we don't get all depressed and whiny like the Utwig - or do we?

I'm not complaining - I'm just not celebrating either.
What I really would like though is a Syreen looking like Salma Hayek. She must look great with that blue skin, hehehe  Shocked
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« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2003, 01:38:06 am »
But of course we all know that colour doesn't matter.

dunno, maybe the Utwig have a point though. without an Ultron, we're completely lost as a species... GM, you being a mad scientist and all ,would you care to build an Ultron for me? otherwise I fear I shall have to take the Umgah way out and start playing tricks on people.
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« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2003, 01:43:16 am »
Well of course we know that color doesn't matter - all I'm saying that I'd prefer a blue chick of Syreen origin.

Including the knife!

(Wouldn't that be your kinda game, knife and all, huh LP?)
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« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2003, 01:48:47 am »
Well, I think I'd pass the knife anyway. It might be nice in the beginning, but just wait until things settle down. the first time you forget an anniversary or a birthday, it's gutwounds galore for you.

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« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2003, 04:54:24 am »
You'd just have to replace it with a rubber-knife! That face I wanna see - and then you make it up to her  Wink

By the way, didn't you mean "mascara"

And I thought that - according to your stereotypical description - you liked knife fights?
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« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2003, 11:59:00 am »
Yup, mascara's what I meant. Silly me. and I do like knifefights, but I dislike being cut.
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« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2003, 04:52:30 pm »
And that would make you what? Passively aggressive?
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