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Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
« Reply #45 on: April 24, 2003, 03:26:41 am »

No, but my Ultron fell over. Wink I thin kit's just a question of stress and too much work. And wondering what's life is all about. I get that if I'm not careful...
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Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
« Reply #46 on: April 28, 2003, 02:41:41 am »

Right now I kinda want to be a Female Weapons Officer for the Earthling Cruiser. You know, have my finger on the trigger to launch nuclear (tactical or not) missiles at my whim.

And also be a member of one of only 3 or 4 ships (Androsynth, Zoq-Fot-Pik) to maintain the picture of multiple crew members despite loss of all additional crew members in combat. (Yes, there's an extra Spathi eyeball in the corner, but who's to say it's not dismembered..)

And also don't forget, be able to do what Burton did, and detonate all of the Cruiser's payload at once to simulate 'Cruiser death'.

*wishes she could detonate all of the Cruiser's payload at once into the mouth of a Dreadnought*
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Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
« Reply #47 on: April 28, 2003, 03:10:19 am »

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Right now I kinda want to be a Female Weapons Officer for the Earthling Cruiser. You know, have my finger on the trigger to launch nuclear (tactical or not) missiles at my whim.


I think the humans aboard the ship would object to having a Kohr-Ah weapons officer, fenmale or otherwise. Even though I'm sure those tentacles would come in ahndy for launching multiple missiles...

I'm still an Utwig. And one that has inhaled too many of those dman fumes we have in our ships, I'm getting a headache...
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Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
« Reply #48 on: April 28, 2003, 03:40:46 am »

True, I don't imagine even subjugated aliens would be happy to have an Ur-Quan on their ship, whether Kzer-Za or Kohr-Ah.

Luki, sounds like you need to have some of those molecular acid fumes burnt out of the air... *passes by and toggles F.R.I.E.D.*
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Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
« Reply #49 on: April 28, 2003, 03:53:01 am »

i feel like a spathi, i was bored, but then I "found this cool entertainment product that simulated..." (i forget the quote)  Grin
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« Reply #50 on: May 02, 2003, 09:04:05 pm »

And, conforming with Promats wishes, today I feel more like an Umgah, all fun and games, even some fairly dangerous ones! Lets play "Spin the Asteroid!!!! BIG fun!"

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Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
« Reply #51 on: May 04, 2003, 11:26:46 am »

i feel like a vux i want to barf hey no thats the flu
"die two eyed slug" i say with one hand over one eye"     do i kill the human now or now or later
"hey i show my kids pics of humans my kid THERE NEVER GOOD ill beat there a^& later hey there is no later because i just got hellborne im dead
captain zelnick says "he will not see his kids again also his pug ug friends on the other star ship will never see there kids"  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin                                                    
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« Reply #52 on: May 05, 2003, 11:56:25 pm »

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i feel like a vux i want to barf hey no thats the flu
"die two eyed slug" i say with one hand over one eye"     do i kill the human now or now or later
"hey i show my kids pics of humans my kid THERE NEVER GOOD ill beat there a^& later hey there is no later because i just got hellborne im dead
captain zelnick says "he will not see his kids again also his pug ug friends on the other star ship will never see there kids"  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin                                                    

i have two eyes i put my hand over one now i have one eye
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« Reply #53 on: May 06, 2003, 01:16:31 am »

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i feel like a vux i want to barf hey no thats the flu  "die two eyed slug" i say with one hand over one eye"     do i kill the human now or now or later "hey i show my kids pics of humans my kid THERE NEVER GOOD ill beat there a^& later hey there is no later because i just got hellborne im dead captain zelnick says "he will not see his kids again also his pug ug friends on the other star ship will never see there kids"                                                                              

i have two eyes i put my hand over one now i have one eye

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Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
« Reply #54 on: May 06, 2003, 10:19:53 am »

got to take something
to be gooof Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Grin
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Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
« Reply #55 on: May 06, 2003, 08:06:22 pm »

amateur
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Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
« Reply #56 on: May 07, 2003, 09:45:08 am »

what was the ultron
a crown you wear on your head
or a septer
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Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
« Reply #57 on: May 08, 2003, 01:56:30 am »

It's like a ball, or koosh, except that it doesn't bounce; it goes "CRASH tinkle tinkle".
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Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
« Reply #58 on: May 08, 2003, 04:07:11 am »

So don't try to play Ultron basketball. It just don't work man!
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Re: Right now I feel like an UTWIG...
« Reply #59 on: May 10, 2003, 12:20:22 am »

Ultron? It's a bucket. With little things sticking out of it. Like a toilet scrubber. (Aqua Helix) A plunger. (Rosy Sphere) And a bottle of Clorox. (Clear Spindle)
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